Author Archives: Armando Segovia

Issy-Jacqueline-Alemany… I’m gonna start a revolution from my bed

Just because…

Shalom Shalhoub

And by darling Eye means Gentric, not Alemany.

John from The Order of The Bag

And, Cousin Joe, if you know the block 13éme Arrt. then your Reganite-ass knows that a LADA from the U.S.S.R. used to park there, now it’s Detroit Rock ; represented by a Mexican in F1, no less. Also, Öüï heard the news to they, oh boy! The U.S. Hockey 🏒 team made the great.

Just the facts, Hidalgo… just the facts.

 

It is not because of Trump, but inspite of that son of a bitch.

In the bag… I’m a cowboy. I learned how to ride a horse.

Money, that’s what I want.

Wake up, Pablo

Toy Story 5… Alix’s Secret Night Toys

Toy Story 5 : Consolation Nation

Derecho de Plaza mexicano reciclado en Francia — Années 2020’s

 

And in Marseille : the trains still Run on Pétain’s Time.

Caution ⚠️ ahead 🧜🏻‍♀️sweetly singing…

 

Any 🦉 hoot, this one comes straight from the 🇫🇷 Sarkozy—Calderón 🇲🇽 theys at the IHEAL and El Año de México en Francia in 2011 ; knot 2015. For reference, Susana Poveda, it’s from a time that BEN SMITH’s (then with Buzzfeed) i.p. Man at the Unesco next to La Juventud Venezolana de Hugo en París would recognize because NOTHING, and Eye means nuttin’ was open on Sundays, except the shower 🚿 but back then it was a different schedule to get the Funk-out, if youse smell my drift…

Jackie does… Jackie’s in Rosa Mexicano (PANTONE # 1971)

A for the Billy Tee and style, only at Goodwill.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mexican_pink

Over at Jazz à fip, it’s The Slits

What in the fuck, Marjolena!? What did you serve Luc Frelon in that dumpling, an empanada?

Tandoori dumplings

 

🇬🇧 BRITANNIA 🇬🇧

Any 🦉 hoot, it appears that Stig O’Hara made The leap from the last gig, and Marjolena you know what it feels like to be seen in the nude, right? And so it follows that wherever Stig goes Ricky Plancton follows.

Later on BFM’er TV : Suicide Solutions Inc.

 

Plancton, still with the leftover flashbacks of graffiti across the London township spelling ”Plancton is Neptune” lingered behind O’Hara, but Évry body knew that it was because of the nymph next to Stig with the gap in her teeth… her name was Ma’ Gills, and she called herself Pat, but Évry one knew her as Layla.

Up next: TOY STORY 5… Woody finds Alix’s “secret night toys”.

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Now then in all fairness, it would suck for the good person in North Bergen, New Jersey, or say Champs-sur-Marne in France, for that record if our editorial producers did not explain the number of knots needed to compete your degree in under six Bacons soooo, let’s go back to Lagos, Nigeria, in the next scene and get the Baker’s take on Jack ; in any case or scenario, you don’t have to leave a comment, but you better not kill the groove.

Jump 🦘 to mañana, Joey.

Breaking in London : it’s official, America is a shit-hole country

For details, tune in to the The Donald Trump “State of the Union Address”. Only on Paramount approved screens.

https ://www .beatlesbible .com /1969/11/25 /john-lennon-returns-his-mbe-to-the-queen/

Across The Rutles Universe… Andrew took all of Leggy’s jeans 👖.

To They, is your birthday
Happy birthday to Ewe…
Yes we’re going to a private party
Yes we’re going to a private party
Yes we’re going to a private party
🎹🎹🎹🎹🎷🎺🪊🥁

America, what a shit-hole nation. That’s NOW established on the MS and the NBC, however this is not a post about child sex abuse, because the entire world has come to the conclusion that the shit-hole nation known as The United States of America has become numb to the President’s trip to Rome.

Eat a peach®

This post however is about the Epstein class and The Mountbatten formally known as Prince. And Öüï begins with Nasty, the leader of the pack who, when confronted with the Mountbatten’s drama immediately put the blame on Epstein and took credit (as Nasty people do) for inspiring Muhammad Ali’s jetting-of-the-medal into the River Styx.

Sources close to Leggy Mountbatten also said he [Nasty] had not consulted the other Rutles before returning his MBE to the OBE, and that he had only accepted it after being persuaded by Epstein.

Kalakuta Republic ⚫ BAND on The Run

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still the 18th day of the second month in the Gregorian Calendar, and in Paris, France, Olusegun 🇳🇬 Obasanjo just ordered his 1000 armed ZOMBIES to take down The Black Hole of Lagos… that’s in Nigeria if all you know is FOX News and the Turning 👔 Point crowd of the make america 🧟 grim 🐷 again crowd.

Ransome fella

Ransome fella : ‘Paul McCartney? I don’t know who you are’: When Fela Kuti accused the Beatle of cultural appropriation.

 

“🪘Zombie no go walk unless you tell am to walk “.

 

Rare 🥩 Well Done 👍🏿

Any 🦉 hoot, in OBE news 📰, Lennon returns his medal and Andrew’s been taken to jail. Sources close to Fela relay that it’s the least that Lennon could do considering Paul’s outlandish claim, that The Beatles were the biggest band in the world and that “Nigeria-Biafra thing”.

Minuto informativo — Sleeper Sex with Sam Stein

Please stand-by for coverage in the meanwhile, enjoy Young Monroe.

Saint-Quentin entre Hierba

 

… with Musical Guest : Lady Gaga and the “i want people to see the truth,” marching band.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2010/jul/25 /wikileaks-war-logs-back-story

In search of a more perfect union, Chelsea Manning puts Wikipedia on the map. Sources close to Bradley Edward Manning relay that voices inside Chelsea’s noggin told her that The Nation needed those stories “dumped” in order to live.

Fucking hypocrites, the whole lot of you.

 

On the Menu:
Wabbit Scalia with Aspersions on The Asparagus.

“hi… how are you?… im an army intelligence analyst, deployed to eastern bagdad … if you had unprecedented access to classified networks, 14 hours a day, 7 days a week for 8+ months, what would you do?”

2010 – WikiLeaks publishes the first of hundreds of thousands of classified documents disclosed by the soldier (airman, marine, seaman) now known as Chelsea Manning.

Boneless Sleep with Chicken Sex

 

Sixteen Candles after Julian Assange released the ‘Reykjavík Report’ another “report”, this one on the CBS Network of the PARAMOUNT + Family, is getting nabbed ; and isn’t it ironic, Jon Batiste… “don’t you think?” that the single from Jagged Little Pill with that track, Ironic, was relased 14 Years earlier on “ASH WEDNESDAY” week in 1996!!!

Paramount Front… it’s a put on

 

What are the odds, Donnie Deutsch, what are the odds that Joe Scarborough is going to purchase another yacht (on credit) with Pam Bondi’s news about the DOW, man—the dow.

Get Back, Andrew… with your “California Grass” bead wrist band, and your unbuttoned French Cuffs with that Black Precious on your ring-oh digit. Get Back Sorkin.

 

And in Fréjus, France, the wolves are back in packs

COLORS 

I am a nightmare walking ; psychopath talking… back to “profiling”, but now with I.C.E. not cops… pigs, regardless of the BADGE.

 

Opposing Viewpoints : Walk This Way / Walk Tall

Deliberations at the Canadian Curling Controversy in Milan got heated when Sean Penn, yes that same motherfucker from Ridgemont High ran into the scene, knocking Tom Hagan’s argument about how to fuck a herd of heifers before these turn into cows.

[Tom Hagen] : There’s two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: “Hey pop, let’s say we run down there and fuck one of them cows”. The older one says: “No son. Lets walk down and fuck ’em all”.

Cannonball Adderley, featuring Rev. Jesse Jackson ”Live From The Troubadour” , Los Angeles, CA, 1972.

[Rev Jesse Jackson] : of course you would preach “walk don’t run” when it comes to releasing the Canadian Curling images on the Ali Vitali Show, the longer the Index 👉🏻 finger is hidden from the censored regions, the better it is for the Curling 🥌 Family on their quest for the 🥇 gold.

…

[Tom Hagen] :

🔴 The Apostle… that nigger owes my Five Bucks : The Rock

Please stand-by for transfer

Piano, Rogers and a Portal

 

Up next is “If only the Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination.”

Beyond the Seaside Alps and over the Ventimiglia imaginary border line, curling is going on and Tom Hagan is representing the Canadian Curling Family 🥌 👈🏻

Redacted Rainbow

 

Long story short, Tom Hagan managed to get a restraining order to show the Canadians slow-walking The Rock 🥌 with an index 👉🏻…

In Washington, President Donald Trump ordered all U.S. flags, at federal buildings, to fly at half-mast. Rainbows, according to the First Lady, are optional (again).

In Washington, President Donald Trump ordered all U.S. flags, at federal buildings, to fly at half-mast. Rainbows, according to the First Lady, are optional (again).

_The Reverend Jesse Jackson leads an inquiry commission at Mount Olympus where the censored evidence is on eternal replay.

Trifecta with love — Thanks Obama !!!

In local news, a Frenchman made The All-Star Game, and in Washington, in Washington there’s a nigger in charge.

Reasoned Arguments and pussy-footing towards the November mid-terms.

1. Mardi Gras (After Midnight)

Musical Guest : los portales de whenever, whomever and, whatever ⁉️

Ambulatory Care from the time of Inception… that was OBAMA CARE 💅🏼 😘

https ://www .radiofrance .fr  /club-jazzafip /michel-portal-Kaltenbandoleón 🪗

2. Ramadan

Brother will kill brother… killing for religion something EYE don’t understand.

3. Lunar New Year

Barack Obama walks into a bar… hilarity ensues when Area 51 has seen too much–Hangar 18, “ I know too much.”

And, Ali Vitali… say hello to the Swine drinking wine in Nantucket, USA, period… dumplings optional, but please be advised that according to President Barack Obama, “aliens” go coo-coo for Thai Dumplings wrapped in rice sheets and not that big dough-wrap.

Ladies in Gemini : Chris LeDoux

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Cinito mexicano and Salma Hayek senotes… presents, la novela de las nueve

The following must be adapted, from Cunt-ry music to Pasito Duranguense filtrado con Corridos Tumbados y una cumbia para tu mamá también.

 

So yeah, Öüï’s taking a closer look, as promised, at Jackie Alemany’s kurwa shirt, but first! It’s hold the presses-ese :

                        Stay Hungarian

In Persuit of Vicky Orban