Author Archives: Armando Segovia

Ricordo tattile di un momento presente

We now return to our local programming, but don’t you step on my big brass shoes.

Like Öüï said… all those years ago, Stéphanie ; do say hello to Barbara 🎟️

 

Entonces, Stephanie Menou… what Juanjo said:

GUMS 🏒 for Victory

https ://www .theparaguaypost .com /p /juanjo-pereira-under-flags-sun

I guess, Stéphanie Menou, one has to be a FLORIDA MAN such as Mark Caputo to brand narco reactions to a turf war as a “Foreign Terrorist Target of Opportunity” at one of their (United Statesians) favorite vacation spots.

En fin, vamos a “hacerle al Mickey” mientras todo se calma in the MeanWhile, over on Morning Joe is your daily dose of Paul.

Mencho is dead and on the way to meet Nick

Claudia just accepted the devil’s aid and coming up before Trump becomes “absolute dear leader” EL IMPERIO de Manuel Bartelett Díaz will become just another Trump trademark…

Hasta a tus pinches perros… TBC.

Yup… it was a training exercise as reported earlier in the month. U.S. operatives are taking over the Cartel Jalisco N.G. avocado enterprises.

Infierno follows

…

Mar-a-Lago, Paraguay

Motivations not memories, amen.

…https ://imdb .com /title /the-last-dictator, featuring Florida Man 🙊

— Alan Whicker meets dictator Don Alfredo Stroessner, the President of Paraguay, and surveys the effects of his regime.

Monkey Business with Jonathan Capehart in his Transportation Department approved off-the-rack traveling wear.

On SALE at IKEA : get a General Stroessner’s monkey suit peluche 🧸 with the purchase of a vegetarian hotdog.

🥊 Punch

 

En fin, Jonathan Capehart it was quite a disappointment not hearing (your show is background audio) Paola Ramos on today’s Jackie Alemany’s segments, but EYE did appreciate your effort to coordinate your wear with the news about airplanes and shit. Öüï thinks that it’s a Öüïn-Öüïn solution for avoiding a cavity search for traveling while looking like a Cornel West student.

Pleased to meet you, and no my name is not Nick, welcome aboard.

Now you didn’t think i’d forget about the yacht³

Donald Trump is Watching STROESSNER… while I.C.E. is watching a six-year-old cry alone as they drag dad a WAY.

America the biutiful

Nazis, in their worst final solutions plans wish that they had “americas” cruelty

³~. Reverend Al SharpTone, heck Öüï”s booked the most relevant puertorro in Da’Bronx, and got the good Reverend Jackson a Yacht that sails out of La Seine in front of la Gare de Lyon ; and that’s no lie.

Caribe

Any way, Reverend Al… please remind Jackie Alemany that Öüï prefer our paella 🥘 stirred, but who is Eye to go criticizing Jackie’s “shaken” pa’Yeyas ; heck! Öüï reckons that the shrimps in that arroz like the motion in that sartén, but I would not know because Mí myself is a campechana type of paladar.

Sabor

And, Charlotte Bibring… el próximo toro le corresponde a Mickey³

El Arco del Trumpismo… Yaw is wɒY, thus proving once again that Roma es ɒmoЯ. Verde que te quiero Rosa

🎵 Si les sigue usted los PASOS
Verá más d’un caso…

“Nosotros no somos iguales”, proclamaba con rancia indignación don AMLO en referencia a “los amigos de México en SciencesPo y el IHEAL (2011 — hasta la fecha).

 

L’Aristocracía del Barrio

En fin, esto ya es mera coincidencia.

In-synch with The Times

What in the world is Jackie wearing today?

Will she, don one of the “it’s a small world after all” atuendos from the early Disneyland theme parks or, will Jackie go for the mid-West farmer daughter’s 👗 dress?

La frase maldita… needs a muy buena foto to go with that coat.

STOP THE WEEKEND ! ! !

Jacqueline Alemany can’t dance but she makes a mean Pa’Yeya !?… It’s like a paella 🥘 but it’s shaken not stirred, like the traditional Spanish gumbo.

You look like a gangster!

In Washington, Jackie Alemany raided Chilli Palmer’s wardrobe and she punched John Travolta’s snout to wear that Al Pacino’s leather jacket.

Any 🦉 hoot, Septic and who?

Bite-size affordability 🍕 the real pizza gate at Trump Tower.

Cruelty is their trademark and The End of The Road for American Exceptionalism.

¡Corre y se va!!!
El Bebé 🚼, La Policía 👮🏻‍♀️, La Sandía 🍉, …

 

Over at the Pierre Cardin Community College, style on the Mexican bingo is getting expelled. And over at the I.C.E. universe, Tocqueville would have a field day, and Napoleon III would be getting giddy-with ideas for Devil’s Island in Guyana.

On the menu : stinky cheese… the Bleu kind

So you know it’s good, with that in mind Jacqueline Alemany, Öüï’s gonna need a pinch of cumin on them pinto beans, and a smack of Em# lips 💋 on my 🍲 stew… i swear if only FIP had the fucking imagination.

Who took my huevos!? 🥚🍳 Hey, Ewe! Yeah you 🍜 soup-eating motherfucker 🫰🏻you got’s to pay for that.

Como se di che…

Green 🍏 Enchiladas

Fuck you and your red apple 🍎 we are going with green 🍏 apples, just because.

Leave my enchiladas alone, ah si… hands off my cannelloni, but you can taste my tostadas

With that in mind… Bon appétit, Frenchie, and enjoy the jazz.

Issy-Jacqueline-Alemany… I’m gonna start a revolution from my bed

Just because…

Shalom Shalhoub

And by darling Eye means Gentric, not Alemany.

John from The Order of The Bag

And, Cousin Joe, if you know the block 13éme Arrt. then your Reganite-ass knows that a LADA from the U.S.S.R. used to park there, now it’s Detroit Rock ; represented by a Mexican in F1, no less. Also, Öüï heard the news to they, oh boy! The U.S. Hockey 🏒 team made the great.

Just the facts, Hidalgo… just the facts.

 

It is not because of Trump, but inspite of that son of a bitch.

In the bag… I’m a cowboy. I learned how to ride a horse.

Money, that’s what I want.

Wake up, Pablo

Toy Story 5… Alix’s Secret Night Toys

Toy Story 5 : Consolation Nation

Derecho de Plaza mexicano reciclado en Francia — Années 2020’s

 

And in Marseille : the trains still Run on Pétain’s Time.

Caution ⚠️ ahead 🧜🏻‍♀️sweetly singing…

 

Any 🦉 hoot, this one comes straight from the 🇫🇷 Sarkozy—Calderón 🇲🇽 theys at the IHEAL and El Año de México en Francia in 2011 ; knot 2015. For reference, Susana Poveda, it’s from a time that BEN SMITH’s (then with Buzzfeed) i.p. Man at the Unesco next to La Juventud Venezolana de Hugo en París would recognize because NOTHING, and Eye means nuttin’ was open on Sundays, except the shower 🚿 but back then it was a different schedule to get the Funk-out, if youse smell my drift…

Jackie does… Jackie’s in Rosa Mexicano (PANTONE # 1971)

A for the Billy Tee and style, only at Goodwill.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mexican_pink

Over at Jazz à fip, it’s The Slits

What in the fuck, Marjolena!? What did you serve Luc Frelon in that dumpling, an empanada?

Tandoori dumplings

 

🇬🇧 BRITANNIA 🇬🇧

Any 🦉 hoot, it appears that Stig O’Hara made The leap from the last gig, and Marjolena you know what it feels like to be seen in the nude, right? And so it follows that wherever Stig goes Ricky Plancton follows.

Later on BFM’er TV : Suicide Solutions Inc.

 

Plancton, still with the leftover flashbacks of graffiti across the London township spelling ”Plancton is Neptune” lingered behind O’Hara, but Évry body knew that it was because of the nymph next to Stig with the gap in her teeth… her name was Ma’ Gills, and she called herself Pat, but Évry one knew her as Layla.

Up next: TOY STORY 5… Woody finds Alix’s “secret night toys”.

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Now then in all fairness, it would suck for the good person in North Bergen, New Jersey, or say Champs-sur-Marne in France, for that record if our editorial producers did not explain the number of knots needed to compete your degree in under six Bacons soooo, let’s go back to Lagos, Nigeria, in the next scene and get the Baker’s take on Jack ; in any case or scenario, you don’t have to leave a comment, but you better not kill the groove.

Jump 🦘 to mañana, Joey.