Monthly Archives: June 2024

Una desolución brutal …

Stage one is a success for the macronists, the Left is out, and Le Pen just told Victor Hugo to go back to Jersey without passing Go and without collecting the majority at l’Assemblée.

Oh… the humanity, la Rance is on top.

 

… and Katty Kay, it’s been brought to our attention that on Yesterday‘s entry, on which Öüï made reference to Vicki Carr arch-nemesis, Eydie Gormé (y Los Panchos), Eye confused Greek mythology with Indo-Aryan Bhagavad Gita.

Nothing could be further from the truth, Inés, ask Jason, that faggot owes Mí five Drachmas!

As a mater of fact, a juggernaut is a LITERAL or METAPHORICAL force regarded as merciless, destructive, and unstoppable, according to the Wikipedias³, which is why Öüï used the term ARGONAUT to describe the OIL industry, because unlike the Indo-Aryan avatar, which cannot be stopped, an Argonaut can sucumb to something as enticing as Susana Poveda’s chant on l’Île-de-France.

Good thing Orpheus digs our groove and Charlotte Bibring’s siren call can be subliminally attenuated to acceptable harmonies, but just stop and think for one Red Hot Minute in Death Valley, California, what would happen if Rachida Dati gets her way in the merger of the medias in Issy-de-Radio France?

Circé would take over and all of the listeners on Club Jazz a fip would be turned into pigs… that’s what would develop if Dati gets her güey at Matignon.

Previously at, ‘the elementary school that ends where La Bagagerie begins³’

³~. Bureau de Vote nº3, Paris, Châtelet.

Évry body’s got to learn sometimes.

 

And, Avi Velsho… I happen to know what Simone’s face looked like after you gave it to her on yesterday’s Alicia Steele Show, Simone que sí.

Anyhow, what the French don’t know is that their “so called « Science et Avenir » is now, according to the supremes at the Court in Washington DC, OBSOLETE.

Science et Avenir is now obsolete. After the election, asbestos on automotive break pads and LEADED fuel is going to Rock Ewe.

TOTAL… said, Vicky Carr in El Paso’s Lower Valley, maybe the French energy argonaut knew something in advance that Président Macron didn’t, like perhaps the memo 📝 on how The Chevron case would make science OBSOLETE in/at The White House.

After the break, it’s “Niggers and Spics” for Trump in Virginia… bitch! Ewe’ve gone back to the “good ol’ boys” they, —wey!

 

Breaking News : FIRE at Châtelet

A fire inside of an emergency exit next to the Pinault Centre at Châtelet began to blaze at around 22h.

All the news that fit!

Time now is 22h20 and the fire appears to be contained. White smoke has now replaced the heavy black smoke reminiscent of burning tires.

Magnum, if you’re listening… your shutterbugs are fags.

Fire was finally contained by the Châtelet firefighters, öüï now return to our Emergency exit to catch some Zzz’s before the freaks come out later in the night.

Nothing to see here. Jump from the barricades in ESSEN where the MANNSCHAFT just secured a spot for the Euro €up 2024 Quarter Finals, and SWITZERLAND finally stopped their “neutral” stance and neutered the Italians, in GERMANIA of all places.

Correction Factor… upon further inspection after the “heroic” Westfield Mall « rent-a-pompier » left, our intrepid outdoors reporter, Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo, walked down from The Bourse de Commerce to re-take the snapshot that the WANNA be fire watcher forced US to erase. Long Story short, the source of the fire location (next to the Allée BALTARD) probably originated from an overheated EXHAUST MOTOR from the swimming pool below.

Outdoors sources at the rue de Ravioli relay that the storefronts are plywood-ready for a possible  KRISTALLNACHT along Champs Elysées.

 

And, Mara Gay… seriously‽

1. Wonkiest setup on the Steele.

Stairway to Heaven… ahora con 🪇 maracas

 

2. The demos project

3. And, Alicia Menendez, “ Yo Soy el EcoLoco, loco…”, look it up, 🎶 “Amo el humo yi’El eSmog !agua y jabón yo detesto!”

This is a job for, Pootie Tang.

Burbujas 🫧… Agua y jabón 🧼 yo detesto 🤢.

… and ladies in SCOTUS-es plan:

4 …

Dillies on the peppa tane

No insistas Susana Pubeda… 🛋️

Where were we? —ah sí… in local news, did anybody catch the French legislatives debate last night? And just exactly who d’fuck is Jean Moulin and what did he die for?

To they in history:

“Oh, the humanity », Herb Morrison reports.

“interdit aux chiens & aux Italiens”. »

https ://www .humanite .fr /politique /extreme-droite /jean-moulin-est-de-retour-quand-jordan-bardella-profane-la-memoire-du-resistant

Over at the « Parisiano – parisien » sector of la rue des Lombards, “el quinto regimiento” just barricaded all Maghrébino owned kebab shops. The move comes after La Rance issued a Fatwa on double citizenship.

Effective immediately, all kebab shops near or around la rue de Ravioli must be owned by Franco’s français in collaboration with the French from Vichy.

Nevermind the “red-ass Mexican greaser”

… here comes the “dog-faced Apache” lies.

Fuck John Wayne… “Come here, you little white chicken shit.” Young Guns revisited (the Eighties on stage… literally).

https ://www .imdb .com /title /young-guns/ characters/ chavez-y-chavez-red-ass-mexican-greaser

… but seriously Volks, who slipped goat milk in/to the POTUS smoothie? Jeez-whiz kid, talk about a Mountain Dew™️ publicity stunt on Morning Joe gone to waste but at least Cousin Joe secured some extra advertorial revenues for the fuel expenditures for his yatch fleet collection in Nantucket.

Memo to William Jefferson Clinton:

Much like Lola, or Chavela… aquí hay puros puros Panchos Francos.

Take it away, Donnie Deutsch, —take it a wey! I would have given all of my Juke Box money 🤑 to the NBC ad revenue monkeeys if I could, in real-time, seen the face of Joy-Anne-Maddow-Haynes and that “Last Word” Lawrence fellow when President Biden reminisced about John « fucking » Wayne… 🪶 It’s gold, Psaki—GOLD!

Still to come, Biden vS. Trump

Communication Breakdown … 🎶 “We’ve done four already but now we’re steady
And then they went: One, two, three, four” 🥁.

 

On the Europe front… after a quick commercial break³ and the total disregard to child care in the United States in América.

La Rance… there’s an ocean between convicted felon Donald John Trump and Macron’s toys.

 

³~. Isn’t all of the political ad revenue ENOUGH to pay for 90 straight minutes of debate without commercial breaks?

 

La France moisie

by Philippe Sollers

Mr. Président, French nationalist Marine Le Pen just threatened to take all of your homologue’s toys at l’Élysée. How is your administration going to accommodate La Rance on the upcoming Nato summit in Nantucket?

… contre la France conservatrice

La France moisie a toujours détesté, pêle-mêle, les Allemands, les Anglais, les Juifs, les Arabes, les étrangers en général, l’art moderne, les intellectuels coupeurs de cheveux en quatre, les femmes trop indépendantes ou qui pensent, les ouvriers non encadrés, et, finalement, la liberté sous toutes ses formes.

… for the record, I happen to know alley cats with better morals than Stormy Daniel’s paying customers.

Word of the They*… cualquier parecido is just a mis en scène

*~. A•ni•mad•ver•sión

En Inglés del bueno, y no chingaderas la palabra animadversión personifica a Los Amigos INFLUYENTES de México en Francia with respect to the ANIMOSITY, ILL WILL, and HOSTILITY towards anyone who independently tried to chronicle the triple³ Presidential elections of 2012  y el desenlace (dénouement) of the Affaire de Florence Cassez and her Mexican lover, Israel Vallarta.

³~. 🇨🇵, 🇲🇽, and The 🇺🇸 in this order.

Wallace case: judicial shame

But speaking of ugly Mexicans abroad, let the record show that The Kiwis and over at the two Guineas and maybe even the Solomon Islands could care less how Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the 3rd sounds when that son of a bitch tries to sound like Assange, any hoot, Sam Stein, maybe The Marshall Islands might give a wheel barrow full of Kentucky manure to even care 💅🏽.

And, Doris Kearns Goodwin, you know what gets under my skin? When someone like that beast on The Daily, Sam Stein, renames an entire continent after one fucking country.

Big Brother will tell you, Sam Stein… if that’s even your real name, the name of the continent is not “Aus°tralia” you stupid “American”, —but Oceania 🌏.

This concludes to Theys, —word of the day.

There is a Ladybug en la mini milpa de Châtelet

Never mind the Stranger Things, such as that “burning bush”… 🔥 heck, Eye once saw Hendrix steppin’ out of the poster in my bedroom once, but then I was dropping acid, Jew know what Eye means, nigger? Shiiiiit, Jimmy owes Mí five buck$.

More than a nopal

it is the finer things in life that Jew… should focus on, such as huitlacoche flavored popcorn 🍿 🍄