1 de febrero… When I’m 54

What a terrible start to BLACK HISTORY MONTH. It’s only been ten days since Donald John Trump regained the White House and Air Traffic is out of control.

Awesome turnaround from the Biden – Harris – Blinken Administration at 4 avenue Gabriel in Paris, France, where a non-emergency passport request had a 15-day turnaround, and that’s because of the in-transit delay. The passport was issued three work days after the unauthorized snapshot of the EXITING Administration. Don’t buckle your seatbelts, Donald Trump is nose diving The Eagle Down to the ground. Enjoy Your Retribution, “america“.

Under the Biden Administration all planes went towards Heaven and landed SAFELY. Under the low-energy administration of Donald John Trump, all planes seem to go to hell.

And DENMARK, if you are listening 🎧… if things go Trump’s way, there might get to be a 51st Page on U.S. Passports, so consider GREENLAND’s grab your cue to Call Article V on U.S..

Note to Ali VELSHI… The LEAR JET has been around since at least, AT LEAST!!! ALI VELSHO, since the Dark Side of The Moon, not since the MONEY 🤑 grabbing 1980’s. Say hello to my little friend, Alicia Maddow Brzezinski.

Saturday Night is Alright for Massacres…
only on TRMS

The Purge… and justice for all.

Please stand-by for The Saint Valentine’s RETRIBUTION.

But first!!!

Victory in GAZA… Hamas gets their Trumpian-style rally… En La Playa 👙! And in Paris, it’s the return of La Gentric who’s Expecting a little addition to the census, or something like that. Meanwhile across l’Huez and over the Alps of Oisans, Sonia Carneiro is boared 🐗 and without skis 🎿… looking for a güey to pass the time. It’s a little sketch Öüï likes to call:

Sonia Carneiro and the patterns of sin in the Alps… featuring Rémi y Los Lobos de Hautes 🐺 Alpes

No insistas Susana Pubeda… 🛋️

Where were we? —ah sí… in local news, did anybody catch the French legislatives debate last night? And just exactly who d’fuck is Jean Moulin and what did he die for?

To they in history:

Oh, the humanity », Herb Morrison reports.

interdit aux chiens & aux Italiens”. »

https ://www .humanite .fr /politique /extreme-droite /jean-moulin-est-de-retour-quand-jordan-bardella-profane-la-memoire-du-resistant

Over at the « Parisiano – parisien » sector of la rue des Lombards, “el quinto regimiento” just barricaded all Maghrébino owned kebab shops. The move comes after La Rance issued a Fatwa on double citizenship.

Effective immediately, all kebab shops near or around la rue de Ravioli must be owned by Franco’s français in collaboration with the French from Vichy.