A fire inside of an emergency exit next to the Pinault Centre at Châtelet began to blaze at around 22h.

All the news that fit!

Time now is 22h20 and the fire appears to be contained. White smoke has now replaced the heavy black smoke reminiscent of burning tires.

Magnum, if you’re listening… your shutterbugs are fags.

Fire was finally contained by the Châtelet firefighters, öüï now return to our Emergency exit to catch some Zzz’s before the freaks come out later in the night.

Nothing to see here. Jump from the barricades in ESSEN where the MANNSCHAFT just secured a spot for the Euro €up 2024 Quarter Finals, and SWITZERLAND finally stopped their “neutral” stance and neutered the Italians, in GERMANIA of all places.

Correction Factor… upon further inspection after the “heroic” Westfield Mall « rent-a-pompier » left, our intrepid outdoors reporter, Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo, walked down from The Bourse de Commerce to re-take the snapshot that the WANNA be fire watcher forced US to erase. Long Story short, the source of the fire location (next to the Allée BALTARD) probably originated from an overheated EXHAUST MOTOR from the swimming pool below.

Outdoors sources at the rue de Ravioli relay that the storefronts are plywood-ready for a possible  KRISTALLNACHT along Champs Elysées.