Monthly Archives: September 2022

Intermedio entre colonias — Sapo Verde to Ewe (After Midnight)

A Diana… Got your Jara…

California

… and in Washington, it’s “qué Linda está la Mañana, en qué Martín Luther King (ahora en México)” is the second rey in the Naipes from Yesterday’s hand, which as THEE, honorary Mexican citizen that you are, Reverend Sharpton, you should know that is Spanish for —Lutero, as in LUTERÍA; del que maneja la madera para hacer liras, no de Lutero y sus profecías, ni de el Lutero, of every black neighborhood on the Boulevard of crystal and crack.

Estás son—los sapo verdes— que canta-Haba, El Rey David (that’s the 3rd King in Spanish), a todos los hijos de Sánchez…

Jump to Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, where it’s Porfirio’s birthday Eve:

“Con Ángeles y Flores…

To the Moon, Alicia! To the Moon! 🌖

Rigo es Amor and dis’ are his roots

Bola de putos 🇲🇽…

Good luck in Qatar during the Dictatorship’s  Fifa Cup, HO’id your Mesías Tropical is sending National 🇫🇷 Gendarmerie trained Babysitters to look after los Hijos de H. Sánchez, eh–wey‽

Note to France Banzaï at musique de la ventana (o sea, una serenata) : Phat Basterd’ has no corazón, puro buche. You have no heart  💃🏻… But Augustine Öüïöüï agrees, you got Soul, —frog.

Bang!

Las Jaras : https ://forum .wordreference .com/threads/jara-las-jaras-del-indio-ad%C3%A1n-donde-pegan-dan-loter%C3%ADa.2462422/

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Indeed, my good Sir, “The Cisco Kid” waved a Cuban flag

But FO’ist, it’s Suicide Design Week in Paris, Texas, with the Reverend Al Sharpton… bet y’all didn’t know that the good Reverend is an Ozzy Osbourne fan. Blame it on Mika Brzezinski and her obsession with The Osbournes on FOX. The Nantucket blonde got The Good Reverend on the right path of The Word of God(ard).

Their Satanic Majesty Request, a nice pillow for The Eternity. Our apologies for the Labyrinth dorso of The Stones, Jean–Piedra Melville, does not STOCK any of that Godard brew in his pantry.

Öüï now return to our Mel B² programming

¡Badges‽ Öüï don’t need no stinkin’ badges.

Now you might think that the parafernalia of the desperado next to El Alacrán is out of synch with the efemérides for TúMorreau en el Equinoxio de Balard, but then you probably learned about Low 🕶️ Riders via Calexico y las tangas de Princesse Tam-Tam en Montparnasse, not from los herederos del Río Frío.

La Friducha Mochilera follows:

Machete Amellado is a fag

With musical guest:
Serenata en Antares y los escorpiones del huizache

… meanwhile, back at the ranch, Juanito Guanabacoa from the “commies” front at Buttes de la Puebla, and Laurent Le Bon from the department [of] culture and creation at the Beaubourg, established a line of communication with “El Chavo del 8”, an arrogant basterd from El Rio Frío en Veracruz.

Across the riverwalk at the Madrigal guarida in Houston, a new muffin was being concocted by our favorite Tcheck en la casserole 🥘 de las Sevillanas…

🥕… Eh, watcha’ cooking, Doc?

So, back to them Stin’ Kin badges, la Famille Guigui (Agustín, AUguStine, René, and Gaston) will not let Mí lie, for some reason, don Porfi’s pillow doesn’t have the traditional “Today’s is your 🇲🇽 Birthday flag” on your front. Plenty of “paisas” though! And I, Armando Serrano-Prieto swear in the wasted name of God(ard), that even un gato de la embajada estaba allí³

Waning Gibbous over Parador.

In this episode of Friducha “la mochilera”, Frida Kahlo shows U.S. what her clitoris looks like, but you have to make your GÜEY go through Her Satanic Majesty’s Laberinto.

 

https ://www .eluniversal .com .mx/estados /en-nayarit-modifican-la-bandera-de-mexico-con-colores-de-morena-gobernador-ofrece-disculpa

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Knot pizza d’hoy

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M B²~. This element is the fusion of two Mel’s, Blanc and Brooks. Lorem Ipsum Torquemada y los Bandidos.

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Sponsored by The Melle. Pitch Award and LòReal:

Devil Woman on  the Banzai Show starring some guy who’s In with The Rolling Stones. The banquet will be at the Watts memorial. Beggars welcome.

Simón(e) que sí.

Eye likes your clothes line… got room for a pair of boxers?

Sympathy for Devil (1968)
Hope you don’t guess my name in vain, Mr. Tribe called QwEst.

 

Synopsis, Magali Faget  of the Melle. Pitch communication engagement agency, or something like that, stars as Lydia Rodarte-Quayle 🕵🏻‍♀️, Vieja Fea en el Pancracio with a Six-Sigma Más Cabrona Belt and, the head of Logistics at Madrigal Electromotive GmbH.

See How They Run… “they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide,” noted a frustrated Semolina Pilchard and a Mexican elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe’s Ravens.

 

Previously on, “of course you Should Know, this means GWAR »:

… wait for it, by now our non-readers mother’s should Know that Eye would like to have at least 3 word bricks 🧱 between Snapshots for an optimal column.

Entonces, para no decepcionar a Juanito Guanavacoa en rfpp del 106.3 de internet en frecuencia de maquillaje. Cámara, —acción!

… Chingue a su madre Serge Gainsbourg y su café para cons. Chin-chin El que no DiGa: ¡Salud! And, Magali Rodarte–Quiero como Quayle en olla 🫕 para mole con chocolate… I am not a fucking ‘passenger’, I am a messenger, pass the biscuits, Madeleine.

Al regresar… Los Tigres del Norte — y su jefe de diegos, “Machete 🐢 Amellado”.

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South of Fox 🇲🇽 to Fujimori 🇵🇪 … NE to Hijo de Bush 🇺🇸

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord Lucifer in vain. And in Washington, President Biden vows to take Cancer out of the Cosmos. No word if the Jerry’s, George’s or, the Veep, will be included in The Deal, or if Seinfeld, Costanza will be left to rot, Dryfus is a Johnson and Johnson card carrying client so Benes has nothing to dry–fuss about.

And… well—will’ya look at that, a King from the land of ME (Maine), complementary Corn on the plate. How many Kings are those; let’s see:

The vacuum fixer drew tú, Lobster 🦞 boy drew Won and, Northern Ireland makes for four, fabulous, and of course you know that Betelgeuse is the Joker, so… Fuck your aces high!

“He has very kind eyes,”

 

…. just like Diego Obrador Lopez Luna’s in Star GWARS, 

      — NoAd9581

Just like that Okie in love with Melle. Pitch at MADRIGAL.

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Fiesta mexicana — Buy your tickets at the GPEMC*

Georges Pompidou European Medical Center à Balard, mention the “code” Dr. Poisson and get a free Car Wash with your trust fund.

The Granite State episode in Nice, France. Now, why Juanito Guanabacoa would, out of the Bleu Marble, show me a snapshot of the entrance of the research lab of the GPEMC where Dr. Poisson used to work at, remains a great “mystery” to Mí, but I know that it was just probably Mí…

Across the Chessy-sur–Disneyland, it’s Sol Major ☀️ with a Whining Gibbous 🌖

And since nothing happens in a vacuum, and the fixer broke out them Naipes, let Mí just start by reminding y’all that Eye was on his way to Australia on his way from Cucamonga when all of a sudden, them Stars started a’Blinken in Antony, next to Park Heller, in Sceaux en Lobos³ 

Paz Corona, en Carina… Agua de beber, as Screamed by OASIS Gallagher 🍉 🔨.

 

³~. 92160 RER B to Rungis 🌽

Thermite … SoFy V. I’m Your Boogie Man!

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Told y'all about them Ukraine girls

Told y’all about them Ukraine girls

Across The Atlantic:

Historias de la historia que se tienen que contar, o algo así, en mp4 va aquí.

Septiembre es el mes de La Patria en Guatemala, Costa Rica también… and SONORA is our A, B, C, which should complement Radio France’s, “Do, Ré, Mí,” it’s as easy to learn as A STING or the police.

In the meantime, here’s your métro–wash ticket, there’s complementary coffee while you wait. Thank you and have an A1 trip (Paris – Lille)

En fin, el Centro Georges Pompidou is hosting a bunch of literary ho’s, but Won must be in good “standing” with the cunts that run 🕴🏼the joint.

You literally can’t make this shit up, soN! Which brings me to Patti Smith, 🕶️ Fuck that Cunt she’Ain’t no Alice Cooper.

First off, LA Courneuve moves to Fontainebleau (or just as near) and now this Redondo Beach moves to the Beaubourg, UnFuckIng belivaBLE 🐰… reminds me of that picture of Mí on “the cadillac’s³”

³~. M1A1 boom trigger controls, hence, BOOM! Fire-fire Sabot.

So, Juanito wants to talk Shop, arre, pariente—Arre!, de arranque, Six Degrees of Ewe know who stipulates that Won can’t just pull Fidel Castro out of FIP’s ass².

²~. Must have the Say My Name, Polly Magoo 🥊 Draft-dodging CARD🃏!!! No Vietnamese ever called Mí a nigger. For context, the Autobahnen Authority could have numbered this route anything other than “A1”, like say Autoroute 3 (A3) but that would be stranger than SyFy, a coincidence, and you know what THEY say about Triangulations, eh?, Évry body has One.

So, yeah. Just the facts, ma’am!… From the TOP.

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BANG! — SoFy turned Cortázar en WaWa tibia.

11 de septiembre, 2022 ; 21h46 – Hilo, Hawaii,
Longitude: -157.949993
Latitude: 21.364889
Oahu, United States 

¡Bola de putos! Viva mi banda, mexicano… sin celery, ordenó sus “french tacos” en la rue del árbol viejo, don Epigmenio González 🇵🇭, comerciante traicionado por morena-francia en Saint Eustache de Les Halles.

 

Breaking Bat y Can… narrated by Cerf-🐆
Nº 3760
P.4, by 🖐🏻on Enblanco
20minutes [dot] fr 

A sido, nueva ArMa contra las ratas… page 3 “teaser” del “Patrimonio del « gran Colbert »”, o como dicen en la D.E.A.:

La machine à LAVER des métros de la LIGNE tú, todo un show.

… con ustedes, SoFy Velasco

This screenshot has been remastered.

 

💋 Sizzle and bubbles 💃🏻

Mí translations are the best… Funambulism de Crystal, but it’s not just any Crystal, it’s Crystal Meth! Coma frutas y verduras.

This is

 Breaking Bat y Can

How Do Ewe $£€€p?

In this NetFlix episode of SoFY Velasco Hydrodynamique Hero, SoFy plays the role of a recovering crack ho in Lille.

Synopsis, SoFY graduates from a correspondence course business school and secures a MGMT position with SODEXO. SoFy climbs up the poles and reaches a GM position. Short Story Long, SoFy secures la Plaza de Checoslovaquia and a Gwar between Denisa Kerschova† and SoFy Velasco ∫  follows… Hilarity ensues when Juanito Guanavacoa takes on the role of Gale wearing nothing but a Speedo®.

En passant par la Normandie… this podcast has not been posted, yet. On the other hand, it’s WABBIT SEASON in Nantes.

†~. Kerschova grows a red beard and fights under the Alias: El Vikingo.

VS.

∫~. SoFy Velasco integrates toda su LATINIDAD into “La Mano Pachona”. 🖐️

Just say’n… you got Literary Ho’s Évry where, “Here, there,” and under Évry mattress-es-ese!

Vaya co doG, SoFy… tu también me enChinas la piel. 💋

Freeways and Health Care… con Juanito Guanabacoa

Play it, Sam, porque al parecer, hoy no hubo Sophie Velasco en Siempre en Domingo… y CONFIRMADO, tampoco PAZ, corona 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱 9_11 no hay memoria en Santiago de Saint-Gilles (75003).

Cerrado… Compromiso con lo que (Io) vi.
Peace, Crown … vaya con dios.

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Siendo Juanito, Juanito Guanavacoa, el cabrón no se hizo esperar y re—HASH—eo, a Florence Cassez:

SoFy! SoFy! SoFy! 🇫🇷 / 🇲🇽

But first!, las 7 am no es parte del cuadrante de la madrugada. Vamos a re construir “el décalage”.

Tlacotlemeca

Perdí mi espina de nopales 

SoFy, SoFy, SoFy… “Cue in”, SoFy: 3, 2, 1, SHOTIME!

In SoFy’s block, Juanito goes back to his Negro Durazo theys (15 years).

 

Single bacanora, shaken, —knot Steer.

 

En Francia hoy salió El Sol.

The Samaritaine and The Train Robbers
Season: All Hail The King (V)
Episode: Dead Freight.
🌬️ ♒

Yada ..

FPP blus, ahora en Inglés! Pero nunca en podcast! Pero eso sí! En el ojo del Huracán Ramírez 🌬️

Yada ..

Öüï wants SoFy  Velasco, give up « los cuentos de SoFy Velasco »… “i’ngada madre”, Juanito!

Yada..

Juanito, no French Cunt wants to hear about justice in Mexico… WHAT IS HAPPENING IN France Bitch? Legalidad para BOTZARIS!!!

Juanito: Öüï has el presentimiento that if you had met Julian you would have sold him for a R A D I O freq. Or a gallery.

Siempre en Domingo

Water no get enemy…

“Vamos a robar el tren, que viene de Vermeil–sur–Hilo”.
Juanito Guanavacoa
Policía Judicial Federal Militarizada de gendarme en Botzaris y La Villette.

We’ll always have Philadelphia 🕵🏼

Cinemaya en el bosque de Vincennes — CENSORSHIP

Contexto banal en La Emisión de América en RFPP…

1. Elecciones en Brasil:

https ://www .reuters .com /world /americas /bolsonaro-fan-kills-lula-backer-brazil-election-tensions-mount -2022-09-09/

This Blog es producto de la S.E.P. not La “SEP(a)” de la amiga³ de la esposa del presidente de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos.

³~. En Contexto para Osler Amaro, Freddy Fender, y SoFy Velasco:

Juanito WannaBeCool no me puede dejar mentir, I however cannot make the same statement of la emisiòn de don Osler y Freddy, heck I can still hear Alicia y Georgina scream their gall-out to the tune of, “Gaviota this, gaviota that,” the pun being the University Degree of the WIFE of then candidate Obrador. 

It’s Elementary maestra Leticia Ramírez… 2nd grade maths.

The joke of course, now that Georgina is a captain of the morena cult en Francia, are the consequences of replacing a politician (charged with the nation’s BASIC Éducation) with a Jimmy Hoffa–type sindicalista del “pueblo bueno”.

Lo único bueno de La France is HER Punk moo—vement 👨🏿‍🏭💂🧑‍🚀🏌🏾 “To The Moon, Alicia LEOS! To The Moon ».

Regalo para los conferencistas de la MAL 217 en Saint-Germain-des-prés y los Amigos de México y Mélenchon en France.

2. México militarizado y “el encargado” de los muchachos de la guardia nacional:

https ://www .reuters .com /world /americas /mexican-congress-backs-army-taking-control-national-guard -2022-09-09/

De antemano: ¡Qué Chingue A Su Madre Frida Kahlo!
y que Viva México, sin SU(frida).

Come on (Come on), Come on
Pless(é) Pless(é) Mí… pass the Pâte! Brétigny–sur–Orge

Hoy no hubo Imperio

la COurneuve EST MORT!!!!

La Fête de l’Humanité

LONG LIVE La Base217 (91)
Le Plessis-Pâte / Brétigny-sur-Orge

Cine MAYA y La Censura en FRANCIA.

Sponsored by PARIS Bibliothèques patrimoniales and THE DEATH OF FRENCH CULTURE according to Président (Fr) Francisco Hollande.