Monthly Archives: April 2022

30 de abril 2022 — Día del niño³

Anybody moves and Eye will blow your Tang! into the lemonAid!!!

Hoy no hubo Jazz.

Listen up squares, Évry body bee cool, this is a hatchery.

This movie 🍿 has just been rated in Tulsa and Austin America… captain! Check motherfucker.

https ://www .msnbc .com /deadline-white-house /watch /gop-attacks-on-reproductive-rights-create-a-public-health-crisis-on-purpose-138958405983

In Local News, it’s another edition of:

Évry body is moving to Paris, Texas.

Take for example, congressfemina de Quinn’s Knew York, Alejandría d’Occassion~Cort’dES. Yes! The same Alexandra from the Miami Sub-prime Duplexes-esos. As soon as she went to Broadway and saw, OKLAhoma’—she moved to ese crepuscule entre Saint-Ouen y El pinche McDo across the street. Congresswomen Ocasio is now working as a Dee-jay and moonlighting as a waitress in a Halal restaurant. The Power of pi.

³.~ and of MERA (aussi) off-course, and Ewe! Don’t forget the authentic nereid among Atlas’-es globe, ese… THAT 12-YEAR OLD with “a lot of TIME to think about the OPPORTUNITY…”, of delivering the by-PRODUCT of an INCESTIOUS RAPE…

🧸

come on down! Today is The Greatest, pumpkin.

It’s the seventh-inning stretch… and, the game is over LMB/MLB

The following presentation is titled, “Rejected DAD Jokes for the Washington Correspondent Dinner”.

For locals only.
In Paris, France, Denis Soula (that motherfucker) joined forces with Florence.
Cassez and kidnapped the Saturday Nooner Car Tunes from Radio Fréquence Paris Plurielle. The Afront is part of the MAY DAY welcoming of the new Twitter honcho, not to be confused with Mika Brzezinski’s “Titter over fifty” channel.

 

Over at La Strada on france musique…

The Phanny Pages… ANTONY (that fucking Quinn) is sitting next to Hdutil who is sippin’ OUZO with la hija de Zeus L. Jackson… Salma Hayek is standing-by.

Anyhow, Back to Life Ace To Base or something like that… Bubba Gump is three hours that way.

WADR

Deer, Ambassador Brzesinski… the more EYE sees EWE the more I am convinced that your daddy had a wild weekend in Pretoria, South Africa. Eye swears that if Elon Musk was a regular geek he would look just like you, sir.

And, mister Ambassador, Eye swears to Gawd that mister Musk looks more like Ewe, than Paul McCartney ever did with that Billy ShEARS, in-did.

According to Lopez… mister Musk is pulling a López on Twitter, “A CLOWN MOVE” like that “Cuarta Transformación”… In the mean reel time MÉXICO is the U.S. Immigration’s butler and Major League Baseball test-lab mouse 🐭.

Sin Celery,
Prof. Alfredus Jaliphus-RamhMí

After the break, Willie Geist dresses up as FAT ELVIS, and like D.A.T., Monet  is on The Sunday Show… sponsored by Mika’s money-sucking Titter.

🧂🍽️ Last Week in Cleveland with MC Solar… Get outta here³

³.~ Mr. Brown…stone, “he keeps knocking, he won’t leave Mí Alone, Yauzah“.

Breaking News, not to be outdone by MLB morphing new “acts” like, French Catch, CHICANO Nation President, Andreas Manuales LOPEZ Obrapuerta severed two whole innings from the game. The move … is a complement to MAJOR LEAGUE Politics Nation “persona non-grata” policy of sending GERMANS with brown skin straight to BRASIL… baby!

Le Mexique expulse l’universitaire kurde Erol Polat, invité à donner des conférences… in GUADALAJARA, of all places.

Les États-Unis le considèrent persona non grata.

The King of Sports this fall, in the MEAN TIME, here’s a sneak-peek at LOCAL NEWS: Anne Hidalgo proposes “everything except Mélenchon” in the legislative elections in Paris. Mélenchon’s response: *@#k  that  insoumise  #@*ch.

Coming up at King of Sports central… the next Major League Baseball Championship is going to be at Chavez Ravine and next To Disneyland.

It’s the only fitting series for the Apocalypse:

The Battle of The Angels
Öüï don’t need no Kansas City faggots…
Öüï don’t need no New York City Slickers…
Öüï don’t need no Saint Louis religious birds,
{and}
Eye seconds that.

Elle me dit, “t’aimes les animaux, toi mon super MC?”

Cuando te hablen de amor y de ilusiones… Well, i did not think the girl could be so cruel.

El Tacontento… Itinerary tacos chihuahuenses de Carne Seca de Camargo (entre El Río Parral y El Río Conchos)… ahora con sel de Guérande

L.A. shot the Sheriff — 🚨 🚓

Police Academy 1440, starring Johannes Gutenberg as Carey Mahoney… but FO’ist, an update on Yesterday’s EVE report:

Navel gazing with Rigo Tovar… Mi Matamoros Querido… Los Bandidos de Buttes-Chaumont se hacen de agua en los muros de Revueltas y las bardas de Mazatlán. Emisión AMeRICAS follows.

Ladies in Gemini, Öüï, regrets to inform you that the CONNECT-i-CUT POLICE 🚨 at radio france musique arrested EVA as soon as she began to show her peaches 🍑.

https ://www .latimes .com /opinion /letters-to-the-editor /story /2022-04-27 /villanueva-threaten-to-investigate-times-reporter

 

Picture this 💅

Jump to Santa Ana, California where Radio Fréquence Paris Plurielle set the thermostat to last Tuesday, and Robinson CROUS-eau is playing Communist Mexico on this overcast Friday morning de Viernes (en la Isla).

1 de mayo 2022 follows.

Jabón del Perro Agradecido theater presents

And… Rachel invents Venn Diagrams : “You Are Here”.

Santiago, Jack! Won’t allow Mi to mislead Ewe, that plant below France’s best “vendedor¹” is half of .50

¹.~ Much like the man who Brought U.S. Texas, New Mexico, Colorado, Arizona and, Rachel’s Sacramento Bees, Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón, don Napo got U.S. the Mighty Mississippi.

Sponsored by Brandy Napóleon.

Stanley knew this…
Napóleon Bonaparte biggest mistake was to think that his little colonized Corsican ass could be French. So! Admiral Stradivarius, as an undocumented ostrizised tourist at The so-called place Sainte-Opportune, please stand-by for Amal Clooney.

In-house Advertorial

Starring Huckleberry Finn, with special guest, Uncle Tom. Featuring, Evaristo from El Río Frio, y Jorge Saldaña del Cerro del Borrego.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /allegretto /-canoe-musical-par-les-lacs-fleuves-et-rivieres-6634785

And, GO’ill de Niza Let’s Go To Heidelberg, pues. Heidelberg, the mother of all of Guttenberg presses-es. Look it up… that fucking river is Cold! Cold like a motherfucker.

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Dr. Strangelove, Cousin Joe, is a good intro to Napoleón Buenaventura. Stanley wanted to do the Ken Burns version of Josie’s ticket, but Jodorowski reminded Kubrick how these fucking FreeMasons shuffle the cards.

At the turn of the hour, Johnathan Capehart sings La Bamba in brasileiro… knots The Portuguese Manowar and, brings Medusa into the fight. EYE 👁️ REPORTS.

After the break, The American Priest in Paris sends in the coke lovers.

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Numerao’, numerao’
¡Viva la numeración!

Mississippi what? Alabama shakes!
Tennessee lynched who?

Previously at Saint-Eustache, Father Jacques stole Cardinal Glick’s (GEORGE CARLIN) idea to put a New Spin on the Holy WaWa Punchbowl Palette 🎨 by welcoming into the Church, the Talented mister replays.

She’s also an “hartista” del verbo HARTAR, ask Alicia Menéndez to transliterate… but, CHARLOTTE, that Cunt there has no idea how to spin a Web.

Deer, Lorde… You call that soundproofing

Tucker Carlson is onto something… it seems that except for the Wallace on “Deadline”, and the Scarborough’s on The Mika Show, all MSNBC contributors live “rent free” like it was in 1899.

The catch it appears, is that “la tienda” es de raya and like elementary teachers of 2022, the field workers must provide the materials for the presentation.

Anyhow, The Wallace and The Scarborough’s don’t have to bother with any expense that their fickle affections demand.

The Coq suckers behind bambalinas, on the other hand, well that’s another story and they have no way of distinguishing between el uno de mayo, and May Day.

And, Jackie Alemany… ‘exQui-ou’s Mí, as Eye looks at the MSNBC’s human resources department with Donny Deutsch.

Good gawd… Eye knows a guy, that motherfucker can have you sounding like Susana Puveda on the Moulineaux-es-es cabin booth… he’ll also throw in a high-speed military-spec box of glare diffusers that will put all viewers Aye’s on your iris. Call now, operators are standing-by.

Öüï joins the transmission after The Pentagon correspondent strangles her kids after those little fuckers interrupt another LORD TWITTER lift-off.

first Courtney Kube’s non-existent childcare at peacock central, and now Jackie’s basement, Eye doesn’t even want to imagine what sort of activities go on in there, jeez-whiz… Kind of reminds me of this mötley setup 🙈 :

… deer, Jackie Alemany, you’ve been promoted to the Business Development branch 🕊️, congrats! Here are the SPECS for that in-house waffle-adverotial that Ewe han no idea, D.A.T. Eye was going to throw at El Güey de tu early morning.

Jump to page tu.

Deer, mister Solar, move from page Tu*

¡BANZAÏÏ!!

Guest starring, Steely Dan as Jane Fonda’s consolador… THE .357 Taurus 🇧🇷

That’s a nice “MAGNUM” you got there, Tackleberry, where’d ya’ get it?

Jessica Kuntz Kutz¹, reports:

In the fall of 2019, police arrested actor and workout icon Jane Fonda on the steps of the U.S. Capitol as she protested the government’s failure to address the urgency of the climate crisis and rallied support for the Green New Deal.

The reason for the arrest? Jane Wore a Red Dress… that fuckin’ Commie!

And Mister MC Solar
Eye bets Ewe thinks that this post is about SOL, eh?
But to tell the truth this post is about Lá.

¹.~ Gender, climate and sustainability reporter.

MC El Solar, alias “El Mariachi“… but Évry body knew him as “PACO”. Emilio “el indio” Fernández stars as himself in « Billy The Kid was a Friend of Mine, but Eye can’t vouch for that Frisco Kid ».

Bouge de lá, kid. Move It! Move It!

And mister Dhutil, Öüï is going to have to confiscate that 📎 there… C’mon SHORTY, Move It! Move It! This is not a drill that there is some REAL Dixie-Fried bullits’ flying over Home Plate—Son! Move It! and i will quote:

“Move It ».

https ://nypost .com /2022/04/26 /gunshots-ring-out-during-youth-baseball-game-in-disturbing-video/

Bouge de lá—them be knot Jésus fireworks 🎆 in the park.

Bouge de la—that’s The Wild Wild wEast

Of course… One has to be French to navel-gaze with Boots² like that!

Whodini—Who dun’it?

².~ https ://19thnews .org /2022/04 /jane-fonda-climate-pac-interview/

Paloma Loba Gateada — Que Seco

En una cathedral guela
una panuna blanca

“Gh-loue G_lue »,
follows:

Ding-dong, y’all!

Ono-Mato-Cibo-PE_yeah

And, GO’ill de Niza, d’Ya know what a Dove sounds like, when a Pichon is thinkin’ ah-Ya’?

Cu-cu-ru
Cu…
{and}
Eye quotes:
Cu.

🐎 Halló Silver!

Any hoot, Denisa, can you really-really reel i have a HaVanera if you don’t throw in Columba, alias Aplopelia Bonaparte ?

Moo-vin on… the Four Seasons thinks that they can prepare a Hawaii-Ana… but, Herbie, them Frogs ain’t never been to SANDIA, New Mexico… I’ll have a Margherita with that MANGO, lassie.

Eva N Las Frutas goes here.

BREAKING NEWS 🤣

Ladies in Gemini, Öüï, regrets to inform you that the CONNECT-i-CUT POLICE 🚨 at radio france musique arrested EVA as soon as she began to show her peaches 🍑.

Stay tuned for Update

 

Coming up, “take your mask off, when you speak to Mi³ »

Hey, Mister Solar!
It’s National Sammy Davis, Jr. day

³.~ A Band of Horsey’s… and mister Solar, if you in fact can handle a mustang, ‘don’t ride the White Horse—ride the white pony.

🎼 Take #Em to the bridge… Sin Celery, mister Brown 🟤

Wit d.a.t. ahwout of the Güey, let’s see 🙈 what radio musique en france has in store for sale.

Funky motherfucker? Ewe’betcha, D.A.T. is a Fundamental19k’s requirement.

… 🙉