Monthly Archives: April 2022

Ha’ ya like them Repley’s—Be_live it, or not.

Intermedio

Dear, Alex Duthil, please be advised that by the power vested in Mi, Öüï is expropriating all Jazz recordings in Europe, especially the ones that OUR interests in Washington failed to archive.

This notice is effective immediately and operators are standing-by.

Over at france musique, the French spayed spied* on Chet Baker… Coq suckers that they is, a place called Thee INA commissioned a bunch of conspicuously placed microphones at La Place de Oportunos.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /open-jazz /chet-baker-inedits-parisiens-en-1983-et-84-1151491

* Chet left with his huevos, nobody got castrated on this Fantasy Island.

Las Memorias de Las Calles

Right now, france musique le está haciendo a Chet lo que Arjona le hizo a “Chava Flores, José Alfredo y [a] el mismo [Ángel Agustín María Carlos Fausto Mariano Alfonso del Sagrado Corazón de Jesús Lara y Aguirre del Pino] alias, Agustín Lara”.

In local news:

Apolline “la texana”… repleta de hierba mala, reporting from Perros Bravos, Nuevo Leon.

Fucking sociopaths—all of #Em, Madame Mayor.

 

 

Ladies in Gemini — The Hurricane

“IT’S ANOTHER FESTEVUS MILAGRO!!!”

An American Symphony in Paris is nuttin’ but a motherfuckin’ 🥑 TLAYUDA… In TEXAS it’s a Hawaii 🍍 Ana.

If it’s 2022, Tuesday es El día de las madres*

Y por ESO, hoy enviamos un saludo al señor Armando Hoyos en Televisa Présenta La T in U.S..

* Offer only valid in Central America (as viewed by French geography records).

{and} GO’ill de Niza, don’tcha just love it when an ambitious prosecutor “suppresses evidence³” favorable for squashing a Death Row, records, sentence?

³.~ https ://www .cnn .com /2022/04/25 /us /melissa-lucio-stay-of-execution /index .html

Any hoot, previously on “Viva Tatiana Clouthier”, Denisa Kerschova was taking a dip near a place called Pafos casi esquina con Petra tou Romiou, in her birthday suit, —no less.

Hilarity ensues when Uranus gets castrated and Jean-Paul Gaultier’s little sewing box gets thrown into the southwestern beaches of Cyprus, causing a delay in the Birth of Aphrodite until the Rock on that pond was replaced.

Io no escoje las selecciones… Eye only spins these, period!

ISSY, Rachel Maddow, Issy–les–Instructions might not be included but guess what, deer 🦌, Ewe still have to show your work, POR EJEMPLO, Raquelito, Eye just spoke to Ziggy Lazarus, Man!!! {and} that motherfucker said that Robert Zimmerman opened a Ronald McDonald™️ (r.i.p. 2021) museum next to Madame TOUSSAUDS à Grand Boulevards in Paris.

Issy, it’s TROU, Willie Geist… it’s 🕳️, it’s trou!!! “Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow », oh—LA VACHE 🐮.

Let U.S. Pray… 🥃

Los Amigos de Mélenchon en Palacio Nacional —

Breaking the news

Eye get a Kick Out of Ewe!

Ewe people are too fucking slow 🦥 🥃

One–Two Combo

Ciudad de México_ Mexican president, and friend of Carlos Slim* en IMOLA Italy, Andrés Manuel López Obrador congratulated French senator, Jean-Luc Mélénchon for his Third Place on the Grand Prix de la Place d’Italie. On the same tweet, AMLO praised the big help that los llamados “insumisos de la sierra” provided in re-electing thier political opposite (el Hijo de Rothschild) while boosting the numbers of thier mortal enemies in the Marine Le Pen circuit de Auschwitz… 🏎️🏎️🏎️

*. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/04/25 /economia /ambicion-sin-freno-de-firmas-privadas-por-control-del-agua/

The Mexican president also dissed fip dot fr in the same way that President Macron dissed that Apolline³ “La Texana” on the BFM scene.

Macron filled his ears with WAX, “the sirens” didn’t stand a SCALE of a chance.

³.~ Alias, Apolline repleta de Hierba-mala

https ://www .gala .fr /l_actu /news_de_stars /video-apolline-de-malherbe-decue-ce-regret-concernant-emmanuel-macron _492212

“Ellipsis constitutionnel» dicen en rfi

In Local news…
A disgruntled correspondent from the foreign press was arrested at the vicinity of Le Palais de Tokio by the French Gendarmerie (those motherfuckers), the perp was charged with screaming out for the daughter of Aphrodite, claiming that he in turn was The God of Thunder ⚡… The lunatic’s name was witheld by the Authorities but Évry body knew that it was one of those SIMMONS 👅 on the peacock 🦃 band.

… according to Hoyle, the next five years are a go, and a legitimately modest victory for a 3rd re-elected French président³, Emmanuel Macron is already shopping for “para soles” in case it rains in Qatar during the opening of the most opulent World of Soccer ⚽ cup.

Hoy no hubo FORMA… El Fondo, —follows.

³.~ The Architect and original ‘Jupiter‘ at Thee Champ de MARS, ∴ François Mitterrand ∴;

4 place Joffre

The Gourmand del Pueblo, Jacques Chirac;

https ://www .france24 .com /en /video /20190926 –jacques-chirac-was-just-such-huge-character-would-fill-room

Watch the spin… Sincerely, Mister Crowley 🪄

and Emmanuel Macron.

Your mission… If you should accept, IT!!!, is to make a stringed instrument sound like a TRAPEZOID.

Across the Atlantic, Bernie Sanders cues in the turkey scene on our double-feature presentation of:

EYE GOTCHA!

Hey, black guy on the Avi Velshi Show

Breaking News:

Mixed between les “Tous Nous”, los muy insumisos de don Mélenchon ya estan, Al Cielo de las 10 de la mañana en Hilo, Hawaii, bailando con la reportera de RFI

« MONARCHIE PRESIDENCIAL »,

Jean-Luc Mélenchon
Les Franchutes Insumisos
3er lugar en el Gran Premio de la Place d’Italie.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /politique /live/2022/04/24 /election-presidentielle-2022-en-direct-la-france-n-est-pas-ideale-mais-on-y-vit-quand-meme-pas-mal_6123433_823448.html

Re elección en Champ des de Marte

La mano en l'Ouest

La mano en l’Ouest, y no, no es “la mano de Dios”, es la mano de la elección giving MARIANNE a high five on her boobs.

Congratulations. This segment is sponsored by The Mademoiselle… what’s her fucking name… anyhow:

It’s a quarter to Eight in CET, the sirens are wailing and churches bells just rang the 45 minute marker.

Luck found you… and you where not black LISTED.

God forbid, Katie Tang, that a fucking beaner ( from Mexico {not} Boston) jumps feet first on a story that is corroding CAPITOL HILL from it’s its Backyard… but keep on rocking on the free U.S.S.R.

With that out of the way, let me sniff on piss and armpit as I deliver… The Rest of The Story, and the French get all of the glory.

I will say it again, god bless Charles Manson.

Nereidas : “Fluctuat nec mergitur”, dicen los güercos.

And of course, the dead pregnant wife of Roman Polanski. Fuck It All.

Sincerely,

Rue d’Aix… I’ve seen that Fondo before³, but with morena-francia on it.

³.~ The Joker… César Moreno… No relation to that French Count: Georgina Moreno of Sergio Ávalos fame in morena-francia…

Viva Tatiana Clouthier.

Intermission at the polls

French kiss:

Just like seeing her the first time-again

… For the record, if you know how to play the xylophone, meet me at Issy-les-Moulineaux… take heed to Thomas Courbillon and that bitch on the microphone. I don’t have a life because of France, but Katie Phang is right, people should shut the fuck up, unless DAY HAVE A JOB.

https ://www .radiofrance 
.fr /fip /podcasts 
/club-jazzafip

I jerked-off last night, so whatever happens tonight mister Macron, the next five years are going to be… Let’s switch it over to a comedian who wants to get paid before HE ANSWERS TO good WILL SMITH.

Fuck You,  and God bless Charles Manson.

curriculum vitae — a new template

Sup’ China? In Texas, Beto is what Emmanuel is for Rep. Crawford en “La Linia”… in Paris, just above Dallas, the sirens are the first to “skin” the buffalo 🦬, Susana Puveda stars as a frontier-bowie knife-handling Madame… hilarity ensues when Uma learns that Charbonne made her “Bill Kill” chaqueta with these nuts scrotum.

Orthodox Pascuas

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s Friday Night Light.
In Paris, France, it’s Bastille Day.

Never mind the license.
If you have, are currently making {or} intend to make a name for yourself with the socio-political analysis of this blog, I will put a bullet between those things that you call eyebrows, however, my promise to you is that I will make you famous and I will do my best to carve your name onto your forehead and through your CALAVERA.

… Still to come, Tomorrow is the first day of your SILLY LITTLE FRENCH REPUBLIC regardles of what the absentee’s vote message might want to transmit, bottom line, The French don’t know how to rock and roll… LOUIS PRIMA  told Mi so.

The Walrus was Faul

And Starring as Sgt. Pepper… Mobutu Sese Seko… formally known as Route 66 deeNier, Jon Scofield… that motherfucker!

Odessa is a Sheck! Succotash Lima beans!

After the break 💔 it’s BAND ON THE RUN, live from that BIG LAGO{$} called Putin’s Seen.

Ya llegó ANDREI RUBLEY 🎾

Note to editors… That Autocorrect is a muthaFUCKER.

Tomorrow

… nonetheless, Öüï keep on truckin’

Hey, Fox, i got my eye set on you.

..

And, Reverend Al… if it’s Saturday it’s Black History month*

*.~ Always, period! If you have any question ask the Plastic Ono Band and reference the code:

“Woman is the Sheriff of The World”

… and here is why mister Reverend Al, Eye told Ewe Yesterday that Öüï was going to take a Trip around the WO’ild in 80’s Theys…

In Disinformation Knews, Tiff Cross shot her video producer after a track of MALE immigrants crossing the border cued the ‘coming up’ track when prompted for for Latino Voting Interest … to quote Baby 💙 “if it doesn’t fit, shoot it’s 🐔 off ”.

{and} in the process, juxtapose a couple of TRIdimensional Venns’-es-es d’esos from Odessa. Por ejemplo, Baby Blue 💙, take a closer look at what’s behind that wagon wheel, g’ahead squint those almond-shaped jeepers. Did you see it yet? That’s Right TIFFANY CROSS, that’s a LENINGRAD COWBOY raping that baby’s momma.

Yup! That’s a Leningrad Cowboy taking cover on the other side of that wagon wheel, Eye reckons at about Paco’s mound level.

 

Mick Jagger walks into a Warner Brothers canteen, hilarity ensues when Oscar asks César what his silhouette is made of.

{and}

The Heartbreakers go:

Young Guns… Starring Bobby Brown

That Jumping Free Jack Flash is made out of TURNER.

While, Ewe, waits, a funny thing happened on the Way to The Forum. Ayrton Senna guest stars as Emilio “El Indio” Billy da Silva… 🏎️🏎️🏎️

And, KATIE PHANG… Alias thinks that Bob Zimmermann WROTE the perfect Torreon de Lerdo en Palacios corridor, in the Ballad of Durango. But Alias didn’t because Alias forgot about “El Chino” Rodolfo’s Général Supply Store, and about, Mi, off-course.

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