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How ya’ doin’ — Take oNe… a little background

If you are not a regular non-reader of this blog you might KNOT remember DEXTER, our Jamaican friend from the mind of EDDIE MURPHY’s 1987 HoBO Special, RAW, look it up, {or} wait for the tags at the bottom of this rag on a later time zone, right now we are running on fumes and the wind is blowing the wrong güey.

Full-disclosure (it will make sense later in the narration) i break at least 50 misdeMEAnors³ before Paris s’éveille, but that is because I have a very weak bladder and can’t hold my urine for more than a block.

TimeStamp: Michael Cimino en fip… Nostalgia de la buena

³.~ 100 if i have weed in my pocket.

¿Un Mirage, que?

https: //www .fip .fr /emissions /certains-l-aiment-fip /michael-cimino-en-musique

Will this do, Alix?

For Context, i stopped making conversations with people about 3 or 4 years ago, there is a reason for it and it goes against my personality traits from a previous life, not the one that i am living now; anyhow, earlier this morning two fellows from the Street Academy were having a conversation next to where i was taking a dump. The conversation involved the following tropes/elements/characters:

— A priest
— A cop
— Un árbol que da moras (la moral… look it up or wait for Spring teens)

Long story short, a priest can’t be a cop and a cop can’t be a priest was the debate that Martin and JD were having at the new Saint-Merri public showers… now to fast-forward and answer Martin’s rant, which turned into a word salad that i cut-off when he added that a priest should not aspire to be a millionaire, so with that in mind:

— The priest’s name is Onésimo Cepeda alias:
https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /On%C3%A9simo_Cepeda_Silva

https://dle.rae.es/opulencia

— The cop’s name is “classified” for now.
— … so never mind La Moral for now and enjoy the Blackberries.

Pardon my interruption, i said, but last night (por ejemplo) i witnessed a young girl getting raped by at least 10 guys next to a snake like this one, perhaps you’ve seen it (the snake, not the young girl getting banged) my question to you is, should i be a cop, or should i be a priest… or should i just mind my own business and smear the blackberry jam on the toast at La Bagagerie?

[local context/tangent: according to Roger, the artist at Saint-Eustache, the priest’s name there is JAMES; it could be SANTIAGO for all i care, and it will make sense in a later chapter].

 

 

Memo¹ (pp. 15*/318^) To: Mme. la alcaldesa de París, Francia

“Mas que nada”… Hoy no hubo Jazz!

Desde 1686

BLAMING THE JOYSTICK – Desde 1686 .:. DBEBE463-7E47-45B8-943F-68C989B378B9 🕹  It wasn’t until LOS TEEN TOPS introdujeran “la plaga en 1720, when the French went ahead and invented the TALISMAN in Marseille para LOS FIELES… or something like that!

VoBo:
* Vía: La Jornada en El Siglo de Torreón: DETENTE, “Today is the day”, period, —Full Stop by the Agence France Presse.

Estimada, Señora Hidalgo;

PRESENTE

Una vez más el staff de este tan intrascendente blog le pide una disculpa por tener que posponer una vez más la cróniquesca historieta de gacetilla sobre el llamado “multi•lateral•ismo eficaz” entre los gobiernos de Francia y México, resulta, Sra. alcaldesa, que [AQUÍ] se puede hacer un copia/pega del memo² that öüï sent just a few hours ago to Professor Victoria DeFrancesco Soto, over at the LBJ School of Public Policy, however, doña Anne, eso sería una falta de respeto a la pro•xi•midad de esa magnanimidad que usted nos ofrece [a los « Clochardos de Vilma Fuentes »] cada noche invernal de las cuales 1 de cada 5 se vuelve más y más tropical; aunque no por las mismas razones de Lat•IT•udes y Lon•GI•tu•des [🍌] sino más bien por cuestiones Cli•ma•to•ló•gi•cas [🌬🌪🌊].

Anunció/Comunicado
AMIGos del Chingado MONOAUREO 
(en La Jornada):
Me encanta su manera de cortar con ironía histérica, ese pedazo de pastel llamado MEGXIT...
https ://monoaureo .com /2020/01/10/harry-y-meghan/2020/01/10/harry-y-meghan/
... “Muchos dicen que es porque Megan es plebeya; a pesar de que Meghan, Duquesa de Sussex, es descendiente del rey Eduardo III de Inglaterra y por tanto de casi todos los reyes Plantagenet, además de Felipe IV de Francia y todos los reyes Capeto. También de Fernando III de Castilla y los reyes de León, Portugal, Galicia y Asturias. Y no se cree princesa o indigna de seguir trabajando como actriz...”

En fin, Mme, Hidalgo… entre la triangulación con el ex patrón de la Ali•an•za Nissan-Renault, la caída de un avión a causa de la reacción Iraní contra un “Vendedor” de mercenarios (idiots in Uniform, under Emperor Don John Trump) un niño de primaria en EL NAZAS reaped on the “benefits” of a “Fast and Furious” program; An Exchange that among other AXIS, such as the Florence Cassez (Zodiaco) scoop, and the Ins•ti•tu•tion•AL•ized nepotism of la “Tierra” del profe. John Mill Ackerman y su esposa, la Duquesa de Perote, Veracruz, Irma Eréndira Sandoval Ballesteros de Santa Barbara y Berkley. , deposited me, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto, inside of an “archive” en LOS Sótanos de Cité, Metro Line IV,  [donc, Mme. Hidalgo] nosotros en el staff de este tan intrascendente blog tuvimos que postponer ese mentado multilateralismo “eficaz” en las duchas municipales, —una vez más³.

So, Mme. Hidalgo, we hope to catch-up with you after you decide (or not) to run for the Leadership of the most beautiful city in the world even when seen from the Ratatouille supply side of the dumpsters. Personally, Mme. Hidalgo, you should just say fuck it and run for The Élysée. But what do öüï know, we never EVEN visited SiencesPo.

++++++

Las fuentes de doña Vilma sin pies ni cabeza:

— From the desk of John Mill Ackerman, unofficial spin doctor (Ph.D) to the Mexican president’s desk:
https ://www .jornada .com .mx/ultimas/politica/2020/01/11/rapido-y-furioso-operativo-de-los-sotanos-de-eu-y-mexico-amlo-1781.html

³ El patrón de todas las “cancelaciones” de último minuto: James “the man show” Kimmel… BRING BACK THE TRAMPOLINE!!! … context; « La “querelle” de 13 ans entre Jimmy Kimmel et Matt Damon est de plus en plus drôle »

Previously on, Fuck You Tim Apple: yo’Lightning Cables ain’t worth a shit

Time Stamp: 03h50 in CET

Juicios mochos

KHASHOGGI VERDICT IN SAUDI ARABIA A WHITEWASH .:. 5D7CFE11-FDC7-4933-9D7B-9146522F45DB

Dear, Alcaldesa Hidalgo:
please stand-by for relay regarding
the municipal showers at Beaubourg…
news porn keeps cloggin’
a Royal flush.

BeeFour we [the staff] continue with our toilette coverage from the city with the best germs in the world, öüï must explain “a little know fact about Mongo” to La Concha de la juez Jeanine Pirro in the role of a young Cecily Strong:

Deer, Eddie Murphy, behold, « the » French version of Pokey

Missing menu, since 1984 in the “Animal Farm”:

It's like corn for Mexicans

It’s like corn for Mexicans, where the horse meat in Purina Land is for house pets, corn in France is for rillettes and saucisson and, of course, “au pied du cochon” 75001.

— Minced horse “tartare”, pepped up with olive oil, lemon juice and pepper.

https ://www .reuters .com/article/us-france-horsemeat

In other news:

Indeed

Indeed… M-11

Fuck you, Tim Apple

And in CHINA!

Jour et Nuit... Öüï seen a Squat or two

Jour et Nuit… Öüï seen a Squat or two, so we covered it.

It’s Saturday Night!!!

…[B]ut F.O.ist, we [the staff] of this most non–CONSEQUENTIAL blog return to:

Estimada, Alcaldesa Anne Hidalgo…

* for the record, the context is not the Regime, but the Technology, and of course the methods, so bear with u.s. as öüï try to deconstruct a most-CONSEQUENTIAL coverage of life in the City with “the best germs” (as read on a Parisian poster wall) on the face of the Planet Earth.

That's right Judge Pirro

That’s right Judge Pirro, öüï can only hope that with the New France–Mexique exchange agreement¹, common A Priori knowledge (senses) is not sacrificed for A Posteriori wisdom (Technical proficiency), now Madame Hidalgo, last week we made the mistake of invoking Godwin’s Law to show the absurdity of a Very Part•i•cular situation to an 1901 Association president, so let u.s. explain, before the Editor–in–Chief at the Préfecture de Police à Paris gets all his “slips” in a bunch.:. 1FAE33D2-FE60-4BD0-A9A1-1DFD09ECA991 •|•

About yesterday’s message; the security cameras at the Municipal Showers at Beaubourg will not let me construct any non-deliverable Circumstantial Evidence.

Reference for 1901 Assosiation presidents, and their “uncle tom” Gknomes… you know who you are:

Escatológicamente charlando

Escatológicamente charlando

* https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loi_de_Godwin

1. https ://www .eleconomista .com .mx/internacionales/Mexico-y-Francia-firman-seis-acuerdos-para-mejorar-cooperacion-bilateral-20191219-0063.

“El sexto acuerdo firmado fue multilateralismo eficaz“.

Fuentes en El Economista confirman que la La Función Pública no supo quién chingados firmó ese sexto “el tercero después de los TRES primeros firmados“, recalcó la profesora Irma Sandoval, directora del organismo profesionalizado para prevenir conflictos de intereses y, ex colaboradora de un antiguo agitador profesionista y adversario incomodo a los descalabros del antiguo régimen PRIANista, John Mill Ackerman; hoy relegado a portavoz auxiliar (no oficial) en el gobierno del patrón de su esposa Eréndira Ballesteros, encargada de La Secretaría de La Función Pública en el Gobierno (auto proclamado) en una Cuarta Transformación de Mexico, o algo así.

And in New York City, BriWi just went with the Big Bang Theory

In another world E.T. went: Thank You, sir, you are a god-sent in turbulent C.T. Thymes.

"It is What It Is"

“It is What It Is” .:. 0D9AE422-C12B-4AE2-8744-4F015A5389B9 —_•!•_— Ivanka Trump is a “Made guy”. Revenge from an easily Russian re-electable proxi-President of them United States of America follows, after a word from Russias favorite brand of toilette bowl cleaner: PECSI, and if you’ve eaten “Ahoga–Perros” en una obra de « maistros » en Coyoacán, then (motherfuckers) you”ll understand what Trotski was all about, A.M.I.G.O. Pablo Gleason de Viseur y Raphaël Morán de “proceso“.

Mean, while Donald Trump responds to Nancy’s invitation to deliver a cup’o Tea at “the” House, big “ear” in the Sky does the not-so-well hidden ear-piece maneuver over the BERMUDA TRIANGLE. Also, The Rachel Maddow re-run show just got cought up with ROBIN HOOD men in Babushkas on the How Comrade Joseph Stalin invented toilette cleaners show.

What Charan these more

What Charan these more?.:.D88925EB-4665-4055-B3F4-C952B8B93C92

Over on La Rue de Londres “247”, in Coyoacán*, Tank Commander Extraordinaire, and Salma Hayek lover, Leo Trotski is telling the ghost of F.D.R., “see, you stupid crippled F.U.C.K., Eye told you so.”

And then D.A.R.E are them goddamned francilliens

And then D.A.R.E are them god-damned francilliens always being so Parisien, Eye tells you.:.1781505A-7D2F-4977-89A0-E93A87E47B32

Anyway, Eddie Murphy, another Tim Apple Cable bit the dust, so EYE guess… öüï might be out of Lord Lorne tomorrow morning; Eye mean we [the staff] have some news porn to get caught-on to, in any case, Eddie Murphy ain’t shit!

Dexter explains why Eddie Murphy ain’t shit, as read by Brian Williams.

Estimada, señora Hidalgo
Alcaldesa de La Ciudad de París

Please stand-by for context, in the voice of Eddie Murphy, —of course. For starters, Felices pascuas decembrinas, gracias por su paciencia con los pelotones y divisiones de esos Amigos que doña Vilma Fuentes identifica ( en buena onda estoy seguro) como “clochardos”, la pobre.