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Congratulations to Florence Marie Cassez 🍾

September 20, 2024:

Ouf… c’est si bon

that’s what  French people say

When they thrill to Kidnap

It means “bat-shit” crazy 

Usted — Los 3 ♦️s

THE US STIRS UP THE HORNET’S NEST OF DRUG TRAFFICKING IN MEXICO

Lille, Francia [Northeast] __ French technocrat president, Emmanuel Macron just grew his testicular fortitude by a factor of Twelve desert wandering tribes after Mr. Macron reminded his genocidal counterpart in the State of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, that his little “promised 🇮🇱 land” was made possible by that decrepit and worthless enforcement body called the United 🇺🇳 Nations in New York City, U.S.A..

Elise Jordania stars as a micro-dosing Florence Cassez in Cancun, c. 2004.

In crossover news from the other side of the Atlantic, a particular section of NYC is now on the same wavelength with the city of Lille and sources close to Los Amigos de México en Francia relay that the local clam shop brassiere will be hosting an “sentencing” viewing party for the latest episode of the Cassez Affaire. In today’s épisode:

Israel,
Israel you were my crazy love
in a hopeless place.

Next week’s theme: Rule 63, where Claire McCaskill’s gender gets flipped and she becomes Patton Oswald.

But first, Who Needs God When Ewe’s Unforgiven, only in newsrooms after November 5, or January 6.

Over at the MSNBC’s, AP Lemire is wearing more make up than La Barbie or, even Donald Trump (Punto y Coma-La), on the opposite end of the split ping pong screen Niel Katyal got more chest hair than a Geico commercial from the way back machine… Neanderthals are people too, mister President.

Hoy no hubo Asambleas, only SHARKS at the Seine!!!

In a way, as probably the first Made-in-France refugee… Eye sort of kind’ah feel like guilty for last night’s results, why with Mí being a clochard an all, and an “illegal” no less! But then again, —Öüï remembers:

That you are going to turn into Samalayuca 🏜️.

This one is dedicated to Czechoslovakia, because it was them, who won the War… ask Heydrich.

🦖

In Missouri, gremlins tried to erase the fact that Claire McCaskill’s kitchen is dropping acid… Öüï knows that there’s a set of stairs on the right side of the kitchen counter next to the carrot cake muffins.

… Bill Watterson is of course, a fag

 

It’s 10 am January 28, 2011 in Pacific Standard Time

RAM{S} Airlines

Coincidentally, KATTY Kay, Mika is airborne going {towards} the other güey…
Katty Kay is our resident “Pop Psychologiste” and Donnie Deutsch is a son-of-a-bitch, period!

And in WaWa Land, Stephanie Ruhle is definetly a CYBORG from New Jersey, she can do the 11h, and the 9h in less than 24 hours. And she’s boosted! Steph’s handler, a bow-tie medical kind from HOUSTON {not} street is working an additive to ship La Pundita to shitholes around the world and eradicate all of the Corona’s there.

BREAKING The News… don’t shoot the messenger, here’s ART

BREAKDOWNS

In an bizarrely move, taken out of the Comic Book section of the BANDE DESINÉE floor of the Georges Pompidou Centre, Jason Alexandre (Georgie Constanza) joined forces with FLORENCE CASSEZ and kidnapped “little” JERRY SEINFELD.

Oh, the humanity, well, at least “Little” Jerry Seinfeld will be able to read M A U S without having to worry about The Monkees in Knoxville, TN.

Sources close to the Picasso exposition at Le Grande Palais relay that Georgie and an unidentified “disaster artist”, probably José Díaz-Balart³, stached “little” JERRY SEINFELD in the basement of the ESPACE CARDIN at n° oNe, Ave. Gabriel at Paris 8th.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0697724/

³.~ That motherfucker, just dropped a BOMB CYCLONE on a Pennsylvania bridge, but at least that AMERICANO-CUBAN knows how to properly pronounce Kyiv.

https ://edition .cnn .com /2022/01/28 /us /pittsburgh-bridge-collapse /index.html

AF 2324 to Acapulco.

Botellita de Jerez follows… Please stand-by for SHITS*h*o*w?

ALARMA! AlarmaLA de Toux, Uno–Dos–Trés… talk about “taking a page” from my ABUELITA’s favorite crime magazine.

In LOCAL NEWS, POLICE are breaking record numbers at the MOURGE, the cause of death: SUICIDE… tendencies.

Sources close to the LOCAL Orange in France relay the following:

https ://www .thelocal .fr /20190409 /its-a-massacre-one-french-police-officer-commits-suicide-every-four-days/

The upside to this depressing newsbit is that the Préfecture de Police is always hiring.

In The Vicinity of HOUSTON {ST} near SAINT PATRICK’S CATHEDRAL at 30 ROCK cops are going down like ICE T on ‘the block’.

https ://abc13 .com /houston-crime-police-officer-shot-hpd-shooting-mcgowen /11515200/

And starring as MSNBC’$ $TEVE $CHMIDT, the guy who put Newt on the map, just like Mr. $chmidt did for Sarah Palin. And Mr. Schmidt,in all seriousness, last night on DEADLINE WASHINGTON with Nicolle Wallace, you sounded just like a RUSSIAN TELEVISION pundit (John Mill Ackerman, perhaps) with all of the “feel-good-fuzzy-feeling” propaganda about “AMERICA” being the greatest DEMOCRACY in all of the HISTORY of The World (perhaps in a MEL Brooks movie, but only if a FRENCH fuck rehashes his show, like the cover of this new RAG).

In the role of Kurt Bordella’s abuelita is a Kansas City Chiefs fan by the name of Claire McCaskill… On Twilight Time. In Other Words, “Let Mí Roll It“.

And Claire McCaskil (D-from MissAUri)… 🥧🍎🚽

One of the Last Things before Eye calls it, —Quits:

🚻 We’ll Take Manhattan 🎶🎶🎶

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And, Mayor Pete… [W]ithout counting Joe Scarborough, just exactly how many of them WAR PROFITEERS will get to be part of Mr. Biden’s “Fire💸Stone” Chats?

Disclaimer
https ://www .jornada .com.mx /notas /2021/08/29 /politica /bajo-la-lupa –a-quien-conviene-una-guerra-civil-y-la-balcanizacion-de-afganistan/
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And in The great state of Missouri — Sen. Claire burns her bras

And now… The Rest of The Story with Paul Harvey.

Got Beads?

Got beads? .::. C7C7F03B-EADB-491B-A2A7-FC4481339B27 🗣 Sen. McCass, stop using them Gideon bible pages for your “Wacky Tobacki” and show those blind Alabama Chior Boys how to properly protest, just like a Red-Blooded American! —_•!•_— Aussi, Senator Claire, Grandpa Jones wants you to listen to the Radius.

Previously on,
“If Eye were the Devil”
in the voice of Brian Williams

Calls from the Nether Regions of Ireland, and the Rosbif’s sector of Liverpool prompted the Warrenton police to arrest nephew Cody for bragging online about his store-licking escapades. Nephew Cody, of the Pfister clan in the St. Louis Metropolitan “statistical” Area whose city motto is “A City For All Seasons” lived up to that moniker after nephew Cody answered a D.A.R.E. from the president of them united states of america, after Donald John Trump declared on the World Stage that the White House press briefing room is, that KOI Fish supplements are a cure (like té de Tila is for the president of Mexico) for the Current COVID–19 pandemic.

https ://riverfronttimes .com /newsblog/2020/03/24 /missouri-walmart-coronavirus-licker-charged-with-terrorist-threat

In related Make America Grim Again news and, with no pun intended here, because as the MISERY poster behind Rob Reiner stated on this weekend edition of AM Joy: WE REPORT THE BLACK HUMOR NEWS AND MAX BROOKS DECIDES IF HE LAUGHS.

March Madness with Metallica

March Madness with the ‘Tallica .::. 2888D7A5-6A83-4688-80C6-023ABD895AED 🦇🌎🌍🌏🦇👩🏻‍⚕️👨🏻‍⚕️👩🏼‍⚕️👨🏼‍⚕️👩🏽‍⚕️👨🏽‍⚕️👩🏾‍⚕️👨🏾‍⚕️👩🏿‍⚕️👨🏿‍⚕️🥽🚨🏥☎️🦠🧻📈☣️
You just stood there screaming
Fearing no one was listening to you
They say the empty can rattles the most
The sound of your voice must soothe you
Hearing only what you want to hear
And knowing only what you’ve heard
You you’re smothered in tragedy
And you’re up to save the world

Bad news travel fast, but pandemics travel at the speed of light. Up north, in The great state of Wisconsin a novel way of protest against the “unfair and unbalanced” attacks against “The” donald on the Just The Facts Ma’am News Networks is hitting supermarket surfaces. Sources close to Rocky Raccoon, reporting from The Great State of Minnesota relay that the protester, an unidentified FOX News surface–licker might be the one responsible for infecting sensible Mid–Westerners with the COVID–19 virus.

https ://www .newsweek .com /wisconsin-woman-licks-grocery-store-freezer-handle-protest-coronavirus-1493354

The surface–licker, “a 53 year old Marshfield woman” stated that although she had never used “this method of protest” before, she was a pro at bra-burning in the Mid–West when she used to protest the Bush era wars with a Ho named Magill, —WHO called herself Lil—, but everyone Knew her as Nancy.

“Con 🎶 el Tiempo 🎵 y un Cachito”

Ladies in Gemini…
The Third Impeachment is in
Let Mitch Mcconnell’s FARCE
BEGIN:

Le Direct

… [S]ay D.A.R.E. Senator Claire McKass, the following must be read in an Armando Segovia voice:

It's no coincidence

It’s no coincidence .:. 6D7FBB04-C0AC-4FB5-A0B5-716A3A27CE1E 🔢 Todos los coeficientes están allí, doña Tati; A.L.L. of ’em! It’s the purrrfect Bitches Brew! … Wait, what? Wrong album; it’s the puuuurrrrfect Witches Brew!

So, for the record, the Beef will be served during opening hours. Got it, —that is to say, TUNE In, between 2 and Three a.m. in Morning Maddow time, well Sista’, in The Voice of the Reverend Al Sharpton:

GOTCHA!

But seriously, Rev. Al,, “bootleg preachers”, eh‽ Who kneads them? Probably a masseuse at one of those Corporate spa’s where Ted Danson spends most of his T.H.E.Y., and Eye is very sorry, Sen. Claire McCass, for respectfully disagreeing with you on one of your talking points; that is to say, it’s not too ridiculous for Prime Rib Thyme to start after Midnight, it’s not like the rejected (after Christmas) puppy bowl Spokesperson “Sarah MacLachlan” didn’t warn you about it during the Clinton blow-job of an Impeachement:

D.A.Y. Come out at Knight,
D.A.T’s, when the Energy Comes

As a matter of fact, Reverend, Eye was just mentioning “a couple of hours ago,” just as Cousin Joe was blabbering Meachum’s footnotes, that the poetic part about Moscow Mitch’s scheduling for the evidence part of the T.R.I.A.L. is in fact part of a larger Mystery that has to do with January the 20th, —as a particular {Seth} in the calendar_

📐

… [B]ut, before öüï go any further… g’Ahead, BFM TV, use this Angle if you D.A.R.E., and as a matter of fact, you too  at La Sorbonne, or the IHAEL, even the SciencesPo quad, it’s lunch time so do dig in, just as we [the staff] do at 19h00 in Fip Central Time. For the Record at 22h35 in Central Europe Time:

Party Hot-line

Party Hot-line .:. 57471F10-C7CA-4A53-80DA-15C1F39CBE99 🥫Dear, Purple Pundit, stay away from the “Energy Drinks”, stick to Black Coffee, your “jeepers” are brighter with black coffee, energy drinks make your upper eye lids look down.

DONALD John Trump is not a King

So, getting back to the Mystery Machine and the coincidence of breaking the 2nd Commandment (no jurarás) specifically on January the 20th, every four years, provided that The Senate does not allow Donald John Trump another term in office, because it the “53” allow Trump another go-at the Executive, then it will surely be the last TIME that a U.S. President will break the “swear in” ceremony, after the Tuesday that follows the FOist Monday of the 11th month; that’s November, for those living in an Animal Farm or in a land covered by Oceanía’s ruhles.

If you must...

If you must, get some “Wings” .:. EB948E08-3BED-4E12-9BBA-54F721D84A3D —_•!•_— The more you Knew.

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