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And, Katty Kay… In Spite of All The They’n~Ger³

Satchmo comes courtesy of StoEyes in Paris, Châtelet 2025. For the record, there was nothing planned in this celebration.

Previously on, “Hark, the angels come 🫴🏽 ”… hilarity ensues when Cécile Richards listens to Gabriel blow the horn… “you’re gonna like the way you look*”.

In the words of Cousin Joe, Blonde on Blonde is a heck of an album cover.

*~. I guarantee, IT!.

Two Of U.S. for Tea before swearing… The first firing of Elon Musk’s proxi-presidency is Going to Celebrate the win over No-tre D’ame with Pablo Torre in OhiO… 😱hi🫡.

Deer, Georgie Will… nice column, sell it to READERS DIGEST. Sincerely, Dave “what Dew Ewe mean Eye couldn’t be The President, of The United States of America” Mustaine.

Trucking 💀🤑 “Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac”… which is why my other car is an AMC Pinto… and no, Pablo Torre, Willie Geist can’t wrap my Sequoia in Paris.

³~. “I’ll dew anything for Ewe”. The Beatles in Hamburg.

Eye said move over once
Move over twice
C’mon baby don’t be Cold as ICE
‘Said you’re trav’lling on the one after
Nineonine.

Liberation They, that’s what I want.

Any 🦉Hoot, after the break it’s Back in The U.S., back in The U.S. consulate line… but first it’s El Corte Inglés and The Seventh Hundred Club. Eye swears Donald John Trump, Rev.  Crenflo Dollar would have added the perfect pitch to your Cresendo.

I mean, who in Mars is this so-called “reverend” LORENZO (i don’t know how to pronounce his fucking last name) SeWell? Crenflo Dolla’ Dolla’ Dolla’  💵… A-men (singular).

Ésta Es Tu Vida: Kashyap y Los Hombres G

Side B: Pablo Torre Finds Out 🥶 that our man in El Ruedo 🏟️ will tell, Ewe, that Öüï’s not talking to the POLICE, this here is a Decline³ and O’Hara⁹ message in a bottle to the F.B.I., the P.T.A. and Katty Kay at the B.B.C., B.B. King, and Doris THEY Kernswin— Matt Busby!

 

La neta Van Natta, John Belushi (in his best day) would pity the 🐦‍⬛ fool  who plays with Buffalo Bill… “the great-late Hannibal Lecter” would probably say.

No Contaban Con Mí’s Astucias.

CH

It’s Monday, January 20… and in Washington, Mika Brzezinski pulled out the old 2016 “Battle of La Côte d’Azur” Écharpe. And, Alicia Menendez, ahora mira a tu hijo a los ojos, “porque te preguntara…”.

… and of course Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr. wears the Eric Estrada CHiPs uniform of Victor Willis and sings, the Cosby Show’s classic, “Why, MCA? Why?”.

It’s Fun To Swear At The Capitol Records Hill. And President Donald Trump is a frail man, the aging president moved his Swear-in circus 🎪 indoors. Weak, Kash Patel, very weak and frail.

No Sé Por Qué.

Alias Axios, Fake Axis and the news junkies who love Reverend Al SharpTone

In the worst case scenario 📰 newsprint can be used to wrap the bullshit in the commentary and suck the BODILY FLUIDS of the OpEds.

The Late-Great Norman and “Master” Bates, Évrybody !!!

Musical guest, ANTHONY Perkins singing in the shower his number one hit : “But Beautiful”

Deer, Jim Vandihigh… you forgot to mention the wise ass-es, ese, anyhow MyKey… what comes first, Inauguration Day or The Superbowl. Get it over with.

But first: Okies beat Alabama 24 to 3 … That’s like a perfect CAMBIO de TERCIO (3×8 = TWENTY FO’)… do the Maths, Pablo Torre do the stats, because Ol’miss Brzezinski apparently has ants in her seat 💺, poor pundit… “isn’t anybody going to help that poor Mika?”, that’s 7 minutes of Paul and Pablo.

💺~. … or maybe Mika’s fidgeting is on account of that Wickedarior sextoy seat adaptor that Mika got installed on her last trip to Paris during her shopping spree at le Passage du Désir.

Abecedario de Juárez :

Regardless of the language (or alphabetical system) including Greek, cuneiform or hiéroglyphes, the name of PABLO is already taken. And just so you know this is why Picasso went with his last name as opposed to Pablo, because Pablo was already taken.

I now get back with to my pitch for DNC Chair 🪑:

Must be read in a James CarVile’s cool and collected voice…

One, Two, Three—Four : fuck the U.S. Marine Corps.

In March 2011 Wikileaks publishes a diplomatic cable signed by Raymond McGrath, US consul in completely, you say, “I gave it a garrazo.” Related terms: agua celeste, arponazo, chispazo, gas- Ciudad Juárez. It reads: orbiente, narizazo, Pega Rey, Resistol 5000 gasorbiente: A solvent sold in hardware stores that is :  

https ://www .jstor .org /stable /an-Illustrated-lexicon

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Now look here old chair, anybody can rope a donkey, and if Ewe have half the brains that Jesus did you might even ride on one into the “promised land”, but please be advised that it was Eye, who showed Clint Eastwood how to ride Zebras.

And, Reverend Al, you know just how hard it is to tame a Zebra 🦓, it’s almost twice as hard as making Gazelles heard in groups like sheeples.

³~. Can’t wait for Spring Training… goooo, Dodgers.

On our next “commentary” Öüï lets Jim Vandehei do the reporting and I (Armando Segovia) will take on General Ripper and use his bodily fluids to CAST ASPARAGUS on Hegseth’s black tie and his stupid Stetson™️ hat… Eye is a RESISTOL 🤠 5000 man, man!

Resistol Cinco Mil Man: Évry thing he says, —it sticks!!!

and Ewe can take that to Netanyahu’s Bank.

Moving on… Pablo is already taken

You may call the son-of-a-bitch, Torre, but not Pablo. Pablo is already taken.

equis…

Narco and Genocidal Régime Supporters.

It’s 🍌🍌🍌🍌, Ana!

I left my Twitter in “El Segundo”… but seriously, Stephanie Ruhle, don’t Frida your news to a corporation* because as Cousin Joe said, it’s not art, Pablo. It’s just a fucking tower.

*~. Alabama-style Néo-libéralisme… 🌊Tide roll, badum~tisch, and All That Jazz.

Deer, Maureen Dowd… 🍸 maybe you were thinking about vampires

Deer, Maureen, please be advised that The Devil gargles holy water to wash down the consecration WHINE. And Reverend Al, roach spray now-a-days is a lot better smelling than in the Old Spice theys.

Still to come, Marjolaine Kalten-Porten Batgirl présents:

Épisode Ate… burp 🫧

The Birth of Cunt

Any hoot, Pablo Torre, i only follow the effeminate version of rugby 🏉 in the U.S. if a Los Angeles team, or even the Frisco 49ers make it to the Superbowl. So talk among the elite while Eye awaits Spring Training.

From the producers of “Cabbages a&d Kings” a&d Ho Chi Min Was A Son of A Bitch

Guayaberas and Baseball… starring Pablo Torre as the Red Mexican Greaser from Manila en las Philippinas.

Adiós Guayabera Mía, and never mind La Bamba.

… and Katty Kay, nevermind Oral Roberts, it’s just Donald Trump sucking Obama’s imaginary penis on his ex-President podium, which podium? FOX reports, —Ewe decides.

Y, Mika Brzezinski nevermind La Bamba, the role of Lou Diamond Phillips must always go to the Tagalog crowd because November, November is pre-Columbian people’s all over the Globe.

Paid Advertorial:

Martin Sheen is now in Full Metal Jacket mode and presents The West Wing Sects. The dialogue is taken straight out of The Josephus Scrolls, but Rick Wilson, a Republican operative for THE ROMANS got all the credit and all of the PAC money in his Panamanian bank account.

File photo for Rick Wilson is not available but just watch Lord of The Rings, Rick is yer’Évry They Ourc of Sauron, Rick Wilson represents all that is bad with U.S. in America’s elections, CORPORATIONS, The Mormons and, CITIZENS UNITED.

In memory of Epigmenio González Flores, queretano que de haber sabido que Paco Ignacio Taibo II iba a convertir a su querido Querétaro (el de don Epigmenio, no el del gachupín Taibo II) en el PARAISO “post-Roe” en México, mejor se hubiese ido a vivir en La Chingada, como don Andrés.

Top of the 2nd at Yankee Stadium and the Los Angeles Dodgers are Tú and O’

It’s fast balls galore and the Yankees pussy-foot onto Third on a Scoring Chance… Fuck You Verdugo, yer’out. Yankees One, Dodgers TWO.

… and Ladies in Gemini that’s all of the tale of this game that Öüï is going to document for this lovely Parisian madrugada.

Go Freddy, Go.

Right now our attention in conjunction with a game in progress will focus on our Man in México: Ken Salazar and other assorted tales of the War on The Nobel Prize.

Why Ewe KNOT Celebrate like in Mayo?

5 – 2, Yankees.
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/10/29/politica/u.s.-ambassador-surprised-that-mexico-does-not-celebrate-the-captura-of-el-mayo

Let’s ask OUR man of the hour, a rejected candidate to the ambassador post for México in Panama, and man who “does have a point” despite his reverse-Scarlet Letter tag: Prof. Pedro Salmerón Sanguíneos’ :

5 – 3, Yankees…
At a time when the US is intensifying its anti-Mexico discourse, where Mexican criminals are being sentenced in scandalous trials to reinforce this argument (regardless of the fact that the main criminal was rewarded, pampered and elevated for six years³ by Washington, where it seems there are no bosses or corrupt people)…

³~. President Felipe de Jesús “MERIDA PLAN” Calderón Hinojosa

5 – 4, Yankees

Does that, Ambassador “What’s The Frequency Kenneth” Salazar, answer your confusion? Or would you like a lesson in Reagan-O-mics with your honey Nuts Sheerios?

BOTTOM OF THE SIXTH — LET’S—GO—DODGERS !!!

Ahhh! Shuck’s SEVEN MADE THE DIFFERENCE IN this fucking Stretch, but Willie Geist please be advised that this does KNOT absolve the Evil Empire of anyTHING, it’s Game Five, “Vandi-fucker”… and Pablo Torre; fuck Ewe Tú.

Not True History,  the OpEd by ElDorado Sanguíneos‘ :  https ://www. jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024 /10/29 /opinion /falsificadores-de-la-historia-el-nobel-de-economia-85