Deer, Steve Schmitt… Happy Friday!

Are you barefooted in that kitchen?

Still to come

Still to come .::. B5E056F5-2FBE-4E48-80B4-EA324B575EC1 🇨🇳 🎶 you know you make Mí wanna, SHOUT!

Or are you just teasing the audience?

Any how if you are not, barefooted in that showroom kitchen of yours, it is probably because you don’t have heated floors… check it out Mr. Schmitty, Eye knows a guy that can ameliorate D.A.T. (Punto y coma) ‘member that Bill Gates chimney guy?

Of course, this offer is only available for One Trip on the Time Machine, and the CATCH here is D.A.T. Ricky “dead hooker in the trunk” Wilson can’t tag along because he’ UGLY… 🥊



Any hoot, Mr. Schmitty, we are still waiting for the Patton Oswald files on the Mr. Meyer Show (punto y coma) while öüï wait, we [the staff] are headed over to Studio 3A to see about the leaches on Cousin Joe’s soles (feet), you see Mr. Schmitty, Mika is against heated floors in her little Nantucket shack and so D.A.T. D.A.R.E. po’Country LAWyher has to resort to Middle Ages therapeutic remedies.


The Unmasking section and A Closer Look

Meanwhile at Les Halles...

Meanwhile at Les Halles… in Manhattan .::. 2EC4A464-C5D4-4804-8642-3C69FA9D6987 💄 Shop NOW!

… [A]nd in the role of Diego Luna, General Michael Flynn

14 de febrero, 2014… Deer, Rick Wilson: you (motherfucker) look like a caricature of my Right-side ball (testicle), and them Vans that you are wearing with that Johnatan Lemire “tie” is for the “age–es–Ese”.

Watch’em folks, the guy with the ugly tie has a pattern of waking up after a holiday weekend with a “dead hooker in his truck”, check the MorJo files, It’s all D.A.R.E. in black and white for the Purple Pundit’s eyes .:. FAF529C6-C8D2-49EC-B668-8655FEE18194 🧶 In context, for Mister Larry David in Yada, yada, yada LAnd, it is a good thing that our Lorde Lorne took and/or sent the “subjects“ —ALCAHUETES— by any-other–name (andavedile… for the ASTURIAS chefs) on a holiday weekend just in time For CARNIVAL Cruises, otherwise Mister Rick “i hang a shotgun on the back seat of my pick-up truck” Wilson would get away with being a “PepsiLight” version (on the MSNBC’s) of “COKE ClassicRUSH” on the « Make America GrEAT AgaIN”. That is to say, tune in —join former Sen. Claire Mcacaskill on the professional Ronald Reagan punditry circuit, which happens to be just in front of Saint Patrick’s Cathedral and just one step–behind The Fountain of Miss RAND.

We begin in WaWa land, where President Trump has vowed to “cuddle” any Department of Justice findings (trumped–up or otherwise) and use these to benefit his “romance” with despotism in the land of the FREE; Happy President’s Day, Senator Susan Collins, you, madam, are the MainE sex blow–up doll in the 45th Administration of them United States.

Alcahueta principalE

Alcahueta principalE .:. D11C69A4-9B17-42D1-9604-C6E0FDDE39F4—_•!•_— I am Armando Segovia, and Eye approve this message… Bernie Bros. friendly… as long as Millionaires, just like NARCOS and MEXICAN politicians can buy votes with COLD–HARD–CASH and with PAGO EN ESPECIE (In-kind payments for those in The Liberal Arts Fields).

Moving on…

Over on the Deadline hour, the Purple Pundit is fixated on patterns. Now, because Nicole Wallace is color blind, our trademarked tridimensional Venn Diagrams would do wonders for our favorite pundit, next to Rachel, and Mika, and Elise, and Stephanie, and Joyce, and Alex, and of course Jasmin.

in other news, Ugly Mexicans should not be allowed on Television/Streams; especially the ones from Connec•i•cut, or Del•A•where, or Balt•y•Moore, or one of the Yankee states.

Meanwhile, on the Rachel Maddow Show, a Federal Judge admits that We The People are living in the Realm of a Banana Republic.