Apostrophe ‘Ese with Katie Tur

2 + 2 = Penta … gone. Take it from Kube, it’s gone.

Safe!… and as contradictory as it may be, yer’OUT! Too.

V is now 4… and Zeppelin, goes here. Drip by drip.

Let’s Go Surfing Now, Évrybody’s Surfing come on on sa-PHARE with 🎼 Mí … Oh-uh-ohh-Eau 🌊

 

And finally, Edward Snowden was a fag, in comparison with that The Atlantic editor guy. I (Armando Segovia) wonder what EDWARD SNOWDEN would have done if Tom Nichols would have included the whistleblower in a West Point email Signal?

Tendencias con Yoli, prima de Emilia.

Not to piss on your template, MSNBC’s-es, but how exactly is Chelsea’s-es “War Diaries” different from The Secretary of Defense’s-es-es Ethnic Hooties Hotline chat group?

Kamsahamnida, kagogi cheese ramen 🍜 to go.

Dog Meat, Ewe ask? Well it tastes like tacos de barbacoa in Ciudad Juárez or in Tepito… and when you find out about FIDO 🐕being the beef in the bowl 🍜 it feels (i would have to guess) like when US Transportation Secretary, Peter Buttigeig, found out that IT WOULD BE TRUMP, and not BIDEN who would get the front🪑seat at NOTRE DAME de Paris for her grand re-opening on a Day, that will live in INFAMY (Donald is not even Catholic!!!)

HERE: Fool Me Once Shame On Ewe… said the Yemenite Children in the aftermath of the U.S. State Department supporting the AIPAC seeds of Zionist hate… the anti-Yemenite program was fashioned from Rudolf Höss and his wife Hedwig’s dream to build a life for their family in a house and garden beside the “Final Solution” camp. 

Over at Trump Central it’s Dog-eat-goD, and the transition team at Mar-a-Lago just shitted a FOX news host. The sad side of that spectacle, of course, is that Joe Scarborough is still on the streamsphere of pop-culture, — and then , there’s (the) governor of Florida .

On the other side of that set, Mika Scarborough was reviewing her husband’s college football “data” and that dumb bitch just realized that like FAMILY SEPARATION, “the carrot and the stick” is a Euphemism of General Marshall’s⁹ BULLY diagram of US control of the Wide Wild World of Sports .

Gooooo, Dodgers!

⁹~. Interesting thing about The 🇱🇧 MARSHALL 🇵🇸 PLAN 🇺🇸 (predicted) was that the Genocidal 🇮🇱 ZIONIST 🇮🇱 orgy 🇮🇱 of 👹 ISRAEL 💩 was going to become a “thing”, and General George C. Marshall was right .

Curiously on the TIMELINE, Emmanuel 🇫🇷 Macron, the president of France, in case anyone across The Atlantic already forgot that Manu is still in charge at the CDG on a DELTA FLIGHT, (well he, the president of La France) just channeled his INNER 🇲🇽 MEXICAN president ² and called the State of ISRAEL a SHIT 🇮🇱 SHOW of “political ficción ² ”, which is why he is joining “hands” with a JOURNALIST KILLER in Saudi 🇸🇦 Arabia to kickstart a Brand New War and a brand new Land of Canaan in THE PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸 TERRITORIES.

²~. Carlos 🇲🇽 Salinas de Gortari’s IRISH 🇨🇮 escape from to the 1990’s European theater, following his TECHNOCRATIC SOLUTIONS to ensure that CARLOS SLIM HELU would become the RICHEST HUMAN-self in El Perú, and the rest of the mexican speaking world”, period! 

Bobby Freeman’s Bodily Fluids… Deer, Bill Maher, please relay to Congressman O’Rourke “in that Old West Texas Town of El Paso”, that i (armando segovia) once took a piss right where Lennon SAW HER STANDING THERE.

 

Across Luna Park in Los Angeles, California, Katie Tur’s former journalism school « booty call³ » is talking about the REARED UGLY HEAD of Ronald Reagan’s Amnesty Program.

At the movies:

HOMER WAS A FRENCH CLOCHARD who never returned to PENELOPE… starring The English Patient and 1964 in New York City. Yeah, yeah, yeah, —yeah.

Meanwhile, at Siren Den Central, Marjolena Kalten-Porten Epopeya just got wind that the Pope in Rome will not go to Napoléon Bonaparte’s childhood home and then the LP skipped when the Whole Wide World of Sports learned that MarJo has never been to Tamaulipas ni a Veracruz, where PELADOS play the Harp, knot peladas. Sure Marjo, sure. In Jazz and Classical females might be at the helm of ARPA music. Just like in Penelope’s days. En la Huasteca, La Bamba por lo general la rasca un jarocho.

Cha~cha boom, Marjolaine, “cha cha boom!”

A purrrr–fect Old El Paso taquito — narrated by Katy Kur

What she said…

Time Boomers

The Time Boomers .::. 3F65944A-5562-4094-B635-13B5541C8407 🕰 Einstein could not join the band, the man was too busy bending fabrics and snatching patents at his day job, so it was up to Dr. Emmett Brown to pick up the Lead guitar and for Dr. Simonuci Fauci to hop on the bus and time-shift thru Einstein’s bended grid. In this particular snapshot of musical history, Dr. Fauci thought that naming the band Twisterella in honor of Einstein’s bended fabrics would be a nice touch on the Year that Harrison’s TAXMAN (April 15th) would take a back seat and enjoy a few Coronas… literally.

It came down to The Buzzards, but them Rachel Maddow trademarked gremlins denied (and muted a) Katy Kur’s microwavable moment… Oh, the Humanity!!! Terry “the toad” Williams breaks it down for the Purple Pundit, “Right NOW”… and Nicolle is bringing out the Rhodies, for this Round of ping–pong where current Champion, Forrest “hanks” Gump, Jr. is taking on the entire World Health Organization delegation in this fast-paced miniature tennis doppelgänger sport. 

Hello, Kitty

Hello, right back at you Kitty… and we’ll leave it at D.A.T.

BREAKING THE NEWS ON LIVE EVIL PROGRAMMING!!!

ERIK ESTRADA JUST PULLED A SUPLEX ON CHRIS HAYES!!! and, not that it matters, but the man responsible for the biggest fake-sport on the planet (American “one-round” Style wrestling) is going to be having a vote on when the Donald Trump economy is to be re-opened in them United States, which gives us, the staff of this most non–consequential blog, the opportunity to return to a veritable and full–value Lucha Libre match between the two brothers that started it all (for Christianity as we know it today)….

« SIGNS AND WONDERS »
Ride (1992)

Going Blank Again (1992) Ride .::. 4C9EAE06-E33F-4F44-8852-3223584A3B42 🎴🎶
Slip away and out of sight
Feel the magnet of a night

The circus lights you see
Is where you have to be

For the record, in HILO, HAWAII it’s 15 hundred hours the 22 hundred hour now and it’s still THE ONE–YEAR Anniversary of the FALL OF THE NOTRE DAME COCK, so we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] thought that it would be important to remember the predicate of a reconstruction… put Her Up! Put Her Up! Put Her Up, period—Turn The Page.

LADIES IN GEMINI. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! Fighting out of the red corner is a man who does not see how DILDOS are an essential ITEM, but WWE wrestling matches in the state of Florida are, is Romulus.

Note to editors: the role of Romulus is being performed by MEXICAN WRESTLER, Wolf RUVINSKIS; https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki/ Wolf_Ruvinskis, WHO has already played the part in the 1962 HISTORICAL « Italian » film, “The kidnapping of the Sabine women”.

Over on the rest of the colors on IN the crayon box is a bitch wolf tittie–sucker who needs no introduction: REMUS

This Lucha Libre match is sanctioned by the Tres Caídas de los SIOUX (MARGINADOS) in South Dakota.

Coming up on The MorJo Show: 

CHiPs

CHiPs… You are not foolin’ anybody PONCHERELLO!!! .::. 5572DD12-28F8-4445-91D9-CD24B4F92F97 🏍 After retiring from The prestigious California HighGüey Patrol, Lieutenant Franck Poncherello joined the MEXICAN TELENOVELA CIRCUIT and enjoyed some success alongside with Kate del Castillo’s dad, who had an untimely hearth attack after La Condenada “Kate” fucked Sean Penn at the Chapo Guzmán cave.

🎶🎶🎶 HAVE YOU SEEN THE LITTLE PIGGIES?

 

Hey Big Kat, it’s day two at Trump hôtel… Last Weekend tonight follows

Hola Mika, today is Tuesday… y ya sabéis lo que dice el bombo de Manolo, en El Pais: ¡el martes, ni te cases ni te embarques—Maja!

Hey there, splendide… do, by all means, say hello to the msnbc moreJo gang, and if Ewe catch a glimpse of that John Oliver (fuck) tell him that like Brozo (the shady clown) that he can go fuck the Queen’s last corgi on a merry-go-round, eh!

… and now, last weekend’s page one—Right Now! Eh.

<*/~~~-—-{!•}-—-~~~\*>

Wait for it, wait…

¡SaaaaaaaaRgento, SARMIENTO! ¿Qué porción le tocó?… this is a TimeDelayed capsule from Last Weekend Tonight, at 08 hundred hours in Central Europe Time, eh.

TimeStamp: Right Now!

}~~~\*>

Hey, there Katie Tur… ‘member (back in July of ‘71) how them Cherry Blooms from the blizzard a few weeks ago in Washington, juxtaposed our state of being? Well, sunshine; here they are, the petals all laying in front around you. }——~~~\*>…

Hola, WaPa… girl i’m just your Jeepster, eh!

Right now… George W. Bush’s father is feelin the pain that he inflicted on MILLIONS… may he suffer in peace, eh!

i can’t wait to see YOU in HELL.

COMING UP…

The Charm Offensive, eh!

… context follows!

Organizeg grab ass

No es por falta de recursos, tampoco por falta de personal calificado: señoras y señores, es por causa de un inepto en la Casa Blanca…. Puerto Rico, señoras y señores, sufre por la falta de liderazgo, ¿y la respuesta?

LO QUE YA FALLÓ EN NUEVA ORLEANS.

Context follows… Katrina’s flashback is courtesy of The Rachel Maddow Show.

TimeStamp: 1300 hrs. in the “Central Zone” of Cousin Joe’s bottom of the Second Segment Block… Jeeez Wizzz, Willie Geist, what a way to start the second hour of the MoreJo Show, eh? Playing ORGANIZED GRAB ASS, while Mika is away, and then the sobering news of Donald Trump’s insensitive remarks to a grieving widow


Next up, at the top of the hour:

A Glossary of new terminology for the Trump Era.

1. Organizeg… Context follows for the Legacy Staff of the ‘Old Gipper’s’ Administration, on today’s MorJo Show… GOOOOOO DODGERS!

Organizeg (adj.); a distortion of organized, organizeg goes beyond being disorganized.

Inspired by POTUS 45 “LIDDLE” twits, the Illustration figure above is for reference purposes only. In other words, and in our book: the face in the circle is what organizeg looks like.

Origin of organizeg; it begins to surface in late 2017 of the Trump era, specifically at around the the time of arrival of Hurricane “Harvey,” and it quickly distorted it’s Medieval Latin root: organizāre, which in its current Times New Roman ACTION FORM, organizes what is in disarray; like say the current State Of Emergency that Puerto Rico is in [please refer to the opening paragraph at the begining of this posting for a reminder of what Puerto Rico lacks the most of, from the bureaucracy at the Federal Level].

800 different contexts —in the form of empty hospital beds, and medical response that lacks federal level leadership to deliver medical aid, —follows.

Organizeg is not a synonym of ORGANIZED; instead, organizeg bears a bizarre-like resemblance to the Vulgar Latin dēstrūgere, which conjugates with the verb: destroy.

CNN via TRMS…

Examples from —and for— the news division:

… Stand by for context; Cousin Joe is holding back with the patronage for a new gadget.

Organized crime, can coopt an entire territory with the use of silver or lead; organized religion can protect pedophiles with the use of prayer and a transfer; organizeg politics on the other hand, can convince Walmart® shoppers to vote for Donald Trump with the use of a little stupid red hat… Gooooooo Dodgers!

After the FCC took over the open internet and gave it away LIKE A MEXICAN NATIONALIZED TELEPHONE COMPANY to the cable industry oligarchs, Katy Tur was lucky enough to land a gig as an întrepid reporter for The Atlas Shrugged Streamed Cable Network, and when ever a tragedy would strike, all that Ms. Kur Tur needed to do in order to leap tall Rockefeller Buildings in a single bound, was to find an internet toll booth, remove those sexy spectacles and she would then turn into Super Kitty Kur: Intrepid Reporter Extraordinaire.

Oh, hey–Hallie Jackson, what’s up? How did the Jeff “Side Show” Sessions round of Senate Judiciary Committee hearings go? Like asking questions to a wall made of stone, we reckon? It seems that no matter how much the democrats organize to stomp the Trump presidency, his minions will always “out organizeg” any form of inquiry, and Halley, it seems to us [here at staff] that in that process the Trump machine somehow convinces the the jury (the majority of the Republican Party) that down–is–up and down–is right.

Of course, you will all have the nice taste to read all of this entry in a Senator Stewart Smiley (D-WI) voice…

We [the staff] all agree that it’s unbecoming of a sitting U.S. President to display a lack of emotions towards a grieving pregnant widow, especially when the surviving spouse is about to welcome a flag draped casket that holds the remains of her children’s father. Furthermore, the way that the president answered this morning criticisms with his “liddle” tweet, on ‘the’ Cousin Joe’s Show pins down the president’s ability to prepare a “bogus organizeg” response, much like that time when he got caught grabbing the attention of a Billy Bush while stepping down from a bus.

Dear, Cousin Joe, be more like China, and build a more SOCIALIST SHOW while remaining open to the rest of the World. And please, don’t forget to send that iPhone X.

My personal guess is that what else can a nation that claims to be “The Home of The Brave,” expect to get from an elected president that dodged the draft at least five times, while playing toy soldier in a nut cracker military suit, while “daddy” paid for his male fantasy of becoming a boy version of a débutante —at a ball— on the halls of a private military academy.

A “LIDDLE” Stupid Red Hat _ Under normal circumstances this entire intermission [before we, the staff,  continue with our Search for Diderot] would be delivered In Reel Time with the voice of CWO-3 Brian Williams, however we [the staff] have lost the ability to RUSH our content to the good people who do not read us, because our ability to summon the Flight By Night squadron from The Temples of Syrinx (was hindered). And so, we  [the staff] would like to extend our appreciation to Sen. Stewart Smiley (D-WI) for filling in for Brian.  —_—.   Fair use of a delayed transmission of the 11th Hour.

When Donald John Trump told a crying widow that her husband knew what he was signing for when he (her husband, not Donald Trump) joined the military ranks; he, Donald Trump, was also admitting that he was way too much of a coward to go to war and defend a way of life that fits in two “LIDDLE” white lines on his silly red hat, yet now that he sits at The White House he is eager to start the next big war… might your little Barron, Mrs. Trump, be joining the ranks with the next generation of troops, or will he follow in the steps of a family tradition that shoots guns just for fun?

Weekend Edition and a 24-hour Intermission Update
por: staff
12, 13, 14 y 15 de agosto, 2016… [El 20 es comodín¹].

¡Claro! María, que ese cuadro es un Trump-l’oeil original…
el ‘Legendario’ Weekly Standard del señor Kristol, ¡te lo garantiza!!! 

Coming Up: Visuals from The Last Train to London. [19hrs. TimeNow, CET].

Strange Magik… [context follows].

Strange Magik… oh_what a night. [Context follows]. Uso justo de Bill Kristol… “Programming will resume shortly“.

en fin.
Una Digresion disfrazada de un pie de página.

  1. El 20 es comodín porque en la baraja, cuando los naipes caen de manera seguida, pues a esa mano se le llama una corrida [y aquí, apreciado Yiyo, en AGS TV, no estoy refiriéndome a la fiesta brava…] For you gringos out there, the 20 in “2016” is pretty much the joker, and this weekend [13, 14, 15] presents the opportunity to squeeze in a Straight Flush “it’s symbolic—of course.”