Benchmark Nº 2.1 “El orgullo de Colbert”

9/8/2021_Paris, France

Summer Madness _ don’t shoot the messenger

Label: MERCURY (goD of translators and interpreters)
Album: Light of Worlds (1974)
Artist: Kool and The Gang
Track title: Summer Madness

Page One: The News… narrated by Lenny Bruce, because there is just no way in Hell  to play it gentle, Mr. Ginger, or whatever your name is.

For what it is Worth, perhaps you should have coopted the fellow.

Dear, Marinne Le Pen…
as long as you are not suspected of stealing from the MonoFranPrixes-es, one should be fine. And it’s not the illegal anything angle of anything except [maybe] for a mental-health issue. You should have coopted the fellow.

Now with the permission of the American Embassy in Paris, the following must be said. And before Öüï writes it down for Ewe, Sir (N° 46), please be adviced that I would not bet against the Houston Astros, (knot with that stealth trash can signaling that they invented) not in a million years but Paris, —yes, that Old Paris from the Sixteen hundreds projects— Paname if you are already acquainted with this Lutèce, floosy. Anyway, Paris:

Benchmark basics: in an effort to avoid misreadings and flukes in the signal, the troubleshooters manual suggests that at least one additional test is conducted before moving on to the next chapter 🏇🏼 En contexto for Dr. Cueli (DDS) at La Jornada en México, Ciudad (oneeach)… after double-checking the access to our personal WordPress®️blog, Öüï confirmed that as-a-matter of fact, our MAC Address is, and WAS targeted by the IT gurus at Le PinaultHayek collection of La Bourse de Châtelet. Öüï arrived to this preliminary benchmark with the use of an additional cellphone provided by the very person sent (precisely) to play specific songs on a loop while i was trying to catch some Zzzz’s last night.
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Tonight, if battery level permits, Eye will conduct a different user-level grounded test to figure out if La Bourse de Commerce à Paris is subverting our research project — much like the Préfecture de Police a Cité did [the night before] and Mark Zuckerber did with the NYU engineerinig nerds, —in Yesterday’s Daily 🇬🇧 mail.

https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /sciencetech /article-9861237 /Facebook-bans-accounts-NYU-academics-researched-political-misinformation-site .html

And this is just so that Mayor Pete gets an idea of what he is undertaking, because Vice President Harris, lemme’ tell you, ma’am If Paris was to stop all of its on-going infrastructure projects RIGHT NOW, at this very moment, Paris would still be, 2 GREAT WARS, 1 KOREA Peninsula, 1 IndoVietChinaNam, ONE-EACH Granada and Panama invations, Two Gulf Wars and an Afghanistan for SPARE CHANGE AHEAD of all of the former NAFTA Territories in TRANSPORTATION AND  INFRASTRUCTURE.  And, Salma Hayek, out of respect to LOS AMIGOS DE MÉXICO en FRANCIA i went ahead and left out a LA REVOLICIÓN de EMILIANO ZAPATA

So, Mika… [I]s that all that Eye is to you, a conversation spark-er?

And here’s why, Willie Geist, because for the better part of nearly 250 years the free world has been playing with a Greek invention (invented by the Very French, of course) called Democracy… except that the good people of the Enlightenment mistook the ‘z’ for ‘c’ and so you get what We The People call a CrazyDemo. Yeah, buddy! That there is a real Saxo🎷Player, “do you remember?”

https ://www .leparisien .fr /culture-loisirs /musique /deces-de-dennis-dee-tee-thomas-membre-fondateur-des-kool-and-the-gang -08-08-2021- AK6HVQWMNZEZPLOP53FCQVSPHE .php

And, ALICIA Menendez, Eye has not a fucking clue what Mexico’s president and the ViP Harris are going to mingle, talk, or just shoot-the-breeze about, but what The World really really needs right now is a better way to manage corruption (punto y coma) and Alicia, after spending an ENTIRE week in Paris*, Eye can relate to Ewe all, that the answer to the world’s problems can be found in COOPTATION.

After the break, the results of a level-grounded test, but FO’ist! It’s time for el reporte del tiempo with the silhouette of Rush’s “twenty-one twelve” Starman.

* to include its They at the Races, and its Knight at The Opera… not just its fancy fucking brunches… Case In Point , Mr. TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY  Buttigeig:

Mexico’s Lopez Obrador to talk vaccines with Harris,
but will The ViP SKIRT the CORRUPTION ISSUE again?

https ://www .reuters .com /world /americas /mexicos-lopez-obrador-talk-vaccines-with-harris -2021-08-08/

El Maratón de París
Access through
the subterráneo*
de
Victoria
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Hôtel de Ville

And as a matter of sports that were never considered by The Olympic Committee, capture the flag: ⛳️

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La Boîte de Arianna en la caja de Pandora

Here you go, Bill:

♟💵🗜💴📱💶⏳💷⌛️💸🔋💳🛎⚒

Every time that a ‘brand new’ Lightning 💩 Cable®️ is rang at a check-stand, TIM APPLE builds a BRAND NEW swimmig pool.

For Every Thing ELSE:92734E9D-574F-4240-BC12-E32B80EEF9BD }-—~~~\,,,*> for everything else that’s why the French invented the TOILETTES, Johnny boy.

dot, dot, dot,
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(Point Virgule).
Now, if that same piece of 💩 cable is shipped via The Amazon to individual a.p.p.l.e. addicts, instead of delivering those GoD dAmNeD Donald Trump piece–of–Shït hair–thin chargin’ assembly of wires to a brick–n–mortar front, then the RAIN FOREST loses another L.U.N.G. (period)

real öüïmïn need no pods.

Viva el HuffPost de R.O.M.A.

Fair Use of Cut & Paste en Castellano:F6466652-BE96-4903-AEFA-F719E0C379FE •!• « Toma Chocolate… y welcome to the Sidelines, mis ex Huffers.

Coming up on the Programming,
Almost Live
from Fort Lewis, WaWaLand:
THE AFGHAN WHIGS

Organizeg grab ass

No es por falta de recursos, tampoco por falta de personal calificado: señoras y señores, es por causa de un inepto en la Casa Blanca…. Puerto Rico, señoras y señores, sufre por la falta de liderazgo, ¿y la respuesta?

LO QUE YA FALLÓ EN NUEVA ORLEANS.

Context follows… Katrina’s flashback is courtesy of The Rachel Maddow Show.

TimeStamp: 1300 hrs. in the “Central Zone” of Cousin Joe’s bottom of the Second Segment Block… Jeeez Wizzz, Willie Geist, what a way to start the second hour of the MoreJo Show, eh? Playing ORGANIZED GRAB ASS, while Mika is away, and then the sobering news of Donald Trump’s insensitive remarks to a grieving widow


Next up, at the top of the hour:

A Glossary of new terminology for the Trump Era.

1. Organizeg… Context follows for the Legacy Staff of the ‘Old Gipper’s’ Administration, on today’s MorJo Show… GOOOOOO DODGERS!

Organizeg (adj.); a distortion of organized, organizeg goes beyond being disorganized.

Inspired by POTUS 45 “LIDDLE” twits, the Illustration figure above is for reference purposes only. In other words, and in our book: the face in the circle is what organizeg looks like.

Origin of organizeg; it begins to surface in late 2017 of the Trump era, specifically at around the the time of arrival of Hurricane “Harvey,” and it quickly distorted it’s Medieval Latin root: organizāre, which in its current Times New Roman ACTION FORM, organizes what is in disarray; like say the current State Of Emergency that Puerto Rico is in [please refer to the opening paragraph at the begining of this posting for a reminder of what Puerto Rico lacks the most of, from the bureaucracy at the Federal Level].

800 different contexts —in the form of empty hospital beds, and medical response that lacks federal level leadership to deliver medical aid, —follows.

Organizeg is not a synonym of ORGANIZED; instead, organizeg bears a bizarre-like resemblance to the Vulgar Latin dēstrūgere, which conjugates with the verb: destroy.

CNN via TRMS…

Examples from —and for— the news division:

… Stand by for context; Cousin Joe is holding back with the patronage for a new gadget.

Organized crime, can coopt an entire territory with the use of silver or lead; organized religion can protect pedophiles with the use of prayer and a transfer; organizeg politics on the other hand, can convince Walmart® shoppers to vote for Donald Trump with the use of a little stupid red hat… Gooooooo Dodgers!

After the FCC took over the open internet and gave it away LIKE A MEXICAN NATIONALIZED TELEPHONE COMPANY to the cable industry oligarchs, Katy Tur was lucky enough to land a gig as an întrepid reporter for The Atlas Shrugged Streamed Cable Network, and when ever a tragedy would strike, all that Ms. Kur Tur needed to do in order to leap tall Rockefeller Buildings in a single bound, was to find an internet toll booth, remove those sexy spectacles and she would then turn into Super Kitty Kur: Intrepid Reporter Extraordinaire.

Oh, hey–Hallie Jackson, what’s up? How did the Jeff “Side Show” Sessions round of Senate Judiciary Committee hearings go? Like asking questions to a wall made of stone, we reckon? It seems that no matter how much the democrats organize to stomp the Trump presidency, his minions will always “out organizeg” any form of inquiry, and Halley, it seems to us [here at staff] that in that process the Trump machine somehow convinces the the jury (the majority of the Republican Party) that down–is–up and down–is right.

Of course, you will all have the nice taste to read all of this entry in a Senator Stewart Smiley (D-WI) voice…

We [the staff] all agree that it’s unbecoming of a sitting U.S. President to display a lack of emotions towards a grieving pregnant widow, especially when the surviving spouse is about to welcome a flag draped casket that holds the remains of her children’s father. Furthermore, the way that the president answered this morning criticisms with his “liddle” tweet, on ‘the’ Cousin Joe’s Show pins down the president’s ability to prepare a “bogus organizeg” response, much like that time when he got caught grabbing the attention of a Billy Bush while stepping down from a bus.

Dear, Cousin Joe, be more like China, and build a more SOCIALIST SHOW while remaining open to the rest of the World. And please, don’t forget to send that iPhone X.

My personal guess is that what else can a nation that claims to be “The Home of The Brave,” expect to get from an elected president that dodged the draft at least five times, while playing toy soldier in a nut cracker military suit, while “daddy” paid for his male fantasy of becoming a boy version of a débutante —at a ball— on the halls of a private military academy.

A “LIDDLE” Stupid Red Hat _ Under normal circumstances this entire intermission [before we, the staff,  continue with our Search for Diderot] would be delivered In Reel Time with the voice of CWO-3 Brian Williams, however we [the staff] have lost the ability to RUSH our content to the good people who do not read us, because our ability to summon the Flight By Night squadron from The Temples of Syrinx (was hindered). And so, we  [the staff] would like to extend our appreciation to Sen. Stewart Smiley (D-WI) for filling in for Brian.  —_—.   Fair use of a delayed transmission of the 11th Hour.

When Donald John Trump told a crying widow that her husband knew what he was signing for when he (her husband, not Donald Trump) joined the military ranks; he, Donald Trump, was also admitting that he was way too much of a coward to go to war and defend a way of life that fits in two “LIDDLE” white lines on his silly red hat, yet now that he sits at The White House he is eager to start the next big war… might your little Barron, Mrs. Trump, be joining the ranks with the next generation of troops, or will he follow in the steps of a family tradition that shoots guns just for fun?