Gooooooooo—Big KAY!!!

Update on the coverage situation on the FIFA World Cup:

"Come on everybody"

“Come on everybody”.: 006400FA-DD0C-42EF-92F7-F25D62A7A01E •|• …

Following our indignation at the lack screens available to witness “militant” fútbol in REEL Time, önė bar (hágame usted el chingado favor, Lic. Brozo) dared, (entre SEIS mil quinientos antros, más o menos) advertise with a big LONA, that them motherfuckers were re-transmitting all of the FIFA World Vasos Vacios en sus pantallas de Kareoke… o algún hangul comme ça.

Al regresar: Sección C

Gran Juego de fút, hoy

Gran Juego de fút, hoy.
Only en “el proceso” de Raphaël Morán.

deportes

https://as.com/futbol/2019/06/23/internacional/1561283600_022165.html

Pinches canadienses

Pinches canadienses, me cae que cómo son putos.: E83737FE-2DEA-43D1-8387-D6F7FFEA21E5 •|• Mean, while Donald Trump remains in–Office, at Hellfest FRANCE, Kasie DC is doing a tribute set for our men in Hell right now: Le Bon Young Scott, Malcolm. KISS sucks big Aussi Dicks!… The Bassist and the SuperStar anyway, the other two CATS are fine on our RADAR, but fuck Gene Simmons, he could have been president just like Trump, same fucking mentality.

Anuncio: Chef Boyardee… o algo así
Sección: Suplemento culinario
Tag: ni en la fonda de Jovita, señor Paulo… ni–en-la-FONDA de doña Hobita, señor Cuhna. Issy, en Brasil la corrupción hiede a Maluf, un congresista de los republicanos de Mitch McConnell en RIO.

By G.U.M.

April 26, 1937, the sky over Guernica probably sounded a lot like the airshow sound of military planes over PARIS right now. Any GÜEY, Neymar, Jr., if food outside of MacDo and Burger King was created and seasoned to Maluf’s standard, the motherfucking nazi’s would have made a Hexagon out of a Cube, and Güernica would be a Forrest Gump Pixar frame, but you wouldn’t give a flying-fuck about it because you probably want a JUNTA to organize your next stop to go and eat Patatas Bravas con los Moreiras de Coahuila en La BarceloNETA… and don’t get this motherfucking staff started on “them” Central Europe Time designator for Whine Country… scratch that, Brontis, try this on for size: Central Europe Time designator for WINE (not whine) Country « oranges »… FUCK: ORIGINS!!! Not motherfucking donald trump’s oranges, them citruses–esos are bunk.

En Contexto, “Al Filo de La Democracia”, con Paul Bocuse, “cocinero” del siglo, —señor Paulo Maluf— según los franceses ;  Issy, señor Cuhna, los mismos franceses que dieron pauta para que un “clan de Cariocas” diseñaran esa bandera tan singular de Sérgio MoRo, misma que me recuerda a las havaianas que veo en Trocadero, y precisamente durante las [H]olas de calor veranero como la de mañana.

Hey Big Kat, it’s day two at Trump hôtel… Last Weekend tonight follows

Hola Mika, today is Tuesday… y ya sabéis lo que dice el bombo de Manolo, en El Pais: ¡el martes, ni te cases ni te embarques—Maja!

Hey there, splendide… do, by all means, say hello to the msnbc moreJo gang, and if Ewe catch a glimpse of that John Oliver (fuck) tell him that like Brozo (the shady clown) that he can go fuck the Queen’s last corgi on a merry-go-round, eh!

… and now, last weekend’s page one—Right Now! Eh.

<*/~~~-—-{!•}-—-~~~\*>

Wait for it, wait…

¡SaaaaaaaaRgento, SARMIENTO! ¿Qué porción le tocó?… this is a TimeDelayed capsule from Last Weekend Tonight, at 08 hundred hours in Central Europe Time, eh.

TimeStamp: Right Now!

}~~~\*>

Hey, there Katie Tur… ‘member (back in July of ‘71) how them Cherry Blooms from the blizzard a few weeks ago in Washington, juxtaposed our state of being? Well, sunshine; here they are, the petals all laying in front around you. }——~~~\*>…

Hola, WaPa… girl i’m just your Jeepster, eh!

Right now… George W. Bush’s father is feelin the pain that he inflicted on MILLIONS… may he suffer in peace, eh!

i can’t wait to see YOU in HELL.

COMING UP…

The Charm Offensive, eh!

… context follows!

The Big Kat’s deconstruction

Dear, Donald,

The following is an —Intermission— from the restof” Le Monde:

Sketch cortesia del mundo de los moneros de Le Monde, fragmento de la Primera Plana de la edición del juéves 17 de agosto del 2017, cortesía del cotidiano francés (aún de vacaciones) Le Monde… i’m telling you Cousin Joe: they are just calling’em in.

Earlier in the crowdsource, Katty Kay (international news kitten extraordinaire) gave Cousin Joe a rather grim outlook on how Europe, and the rest of the developed world, views the current State-of-Affairs “of” the Donald Trump administration at the White House. The sketch above, shows exactly what real Republics think, or believe, that is ah-going-on in the USA Today: Donald Trump has 2 right hands, one for his stupid base, [according to his strategist * Steve Bannon] and another for his fans at the KKK… and of course, one very Stupid Face; in par with Mussolini’s pout **.

Segmento Katty Kay cortesia de mi Primo Pepe en msnbc y el mundo de los Weekend Updates de SNL, la captura de Katty, es de la edición de Morning Joe del 17 de agosto del 2017. —_— Uso justo de todos los medios.

* Dear, editors. The followng is a Time-Delayed update, DateLine right now is Saturday, August 19; and the The Bells at Notre Dame de Paris toll the 1500 hrs. TimeStamp.

Changes in the political theater at the White House, —and at Trump Tower— plunged at the speed of a Six–Flags rollercoaster (Montaña Rusa, en Espagnol) twice in less than 48 hrs significant changes happenned in the  mere timelapse it took yours truely, a few ZZZ’s to catch.

By the time the we tuned in to listen to doña Raquel at TRMS, Steve Bannon had been baned from the White House Cabinet. He is now a regular civilian, and as of yesterday the ex chief White House strategist.

**dear Millenials, a “pout” is the 1930’s version of your fucking facebok duckface.