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Dangling Participle : Alicia Leos

Previously on, “Las mañanitas en Israel”… Alicia was playing una diana para todos los que quieren y aman a Claudia Sheinbaum.

This ain’t no etude, nº 16.

 

The following story no tiene “ni pies ni cabeza”, and no Alicia, Eye knows that your mariachi singing mind would not understand. Congratulations on your festival, Issy-quién-lo diría en el 2012 en un auditorio de SciencesPo que tú serías la que iba a representar a la embajada, Víctor Quintana (Ph.D) no me dejaría mentir, any güeys : good for you.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /respuesta_de_joven_expuesto_por_la_presidenta/

Issy-Alicia-Leos, como bien lo apunta el jovén mexicano a quién “tu presidenta” balconeo en su rueda de propaganda, “le recuerdo (señora) que quién tiene las filas repletas de priístas, panístas e impresentables” es la embajada del México en cualquier rincón del mundo… neta que que tiempos aquellos cuando “la gaviota” era lo que encendía tus pasiones de la Pasionaria, la recuerdas, Alix? Te acuerdas de la Pasionaria de Chevaleret? Saludos a tu mamá y no es sarcasmo ni mentada porque ella lo dijo mejor, “el periodista va a lo que va.”

 

En fin, if you don’t read this most non-consequential [blog] then you most certainly missed the part where I (Armando Segovia) told y’all that i would be sending a signal of Life from The Louvre, and just to keep with Alicia Leos’ old spirit of protest i give you cock-lovers (🐓) El País de Andalucía meets Dela 🇫🇷 Cruz wait for it, Alicia, wait… gotta RUN, —man!

Yup! It’s still D.A.R.E.

Listen to the music, it will keep you sane… like Jane.

Efemérides Last Decade Today : campechana à la francesa³

… Y ¡mesa, mesa! Mesa’l que más aplauda 🫰🏼

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Last Week Today 10 Years Ago — Memories from El Monte follows.

 

Mesa’l que más aplauda
Le mando—le mando la niña
Mesa, mesa… y Sandwich a la chichona

³~. Changüich a la Chichona (sic) by Molotov

Mesa, Meza al que más aplauda

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Meza, mesa… Mesa al que más aplauda… en silencio…

and, Joe Scarborough, the fact that your little morning show has not, has not! Mentioned the November 13 attacks in Paris goes to show what a piece of shit The United States of America are, — just saying, you fucking Mormon.

Prove me (armando segovia) wrong, do it, —bitch.

For The Record…

Dick Cheney brought the Twin Towers down 👎🏼

FUCK YOU Liz, and your dead dad.

I’m telling you Katty Kay… it’s the patterns KNOT the details.

The Pink Panther’s “inspector” theme 🔍 goes here 🔎

Eye can’t even cross the street without Josephine’s bling getting snatched. Geez Whizz.

He’s back, and George is going to get an executive post at Trump’s court.

 

But enough about Napoleon, Dyno-Mite 💥.

So, if you happen to have read last night’s rant (that’s what it was, —a rant) perhaps you are wondering why I (Armando Segovia ✋🏼) would imply that Öüï would like to show the French how to fleece their patrimoine, but that is only because Eye already tried to explained this between 2011 and ~ 2014 when Pablo Gleason and “los amigos de Raphaël Moran” cocked-block Mí at the préfecture de Cité… Talía Olvera was there too but that was probably because she was there to meet Stephanie Menou.

La faena electoral 2030 starts… right now y “en abonos” sin intereses.

So yeah…meet Donald Trump’s new “bestie”, Ricardo Salinas Pliego.

The French are such fags… what’cha gonna play now

Gimme some shugga’ now… in how many minutes did the Louvre heist happened?

Answer: between 6 and 7 minutes 😆.

KEEP IGNORING ME… gonna cross the street now.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2025 /oct/19 /louvre-closed-after-robbery-french-culture-minister-says 

… and Cousin Joe, the sad thing is that tomorrow (your time) NBC is going to be featuring “bonified” reporters to serve the heist of the century at The Louvre.

Enter the Levallois 🧹 crowd.

Paris I love you, but you keep fucking up. If only your cops had the fucking imagination.

… now if you (France) would not keep Mí out in the wilderness, you motherfuckers would have some effective out-of-the- hexagone box thinking 🤔, but I guess one must be out of Boston and have “fair” skin to give you cock-suckers a lead of what is going on in the streets.

It’s the simplicity stupid, but I guess one must be a graduate of SciencesPo.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, God bless Jackie 🇬🇷 Onasis. Ich Bin Ein KEBAB 🥙.

For the record, I could have stolen all of the Persian section if I wanted to ten years ago, but I just happen to love The Louvre… Issy-I-Have over 500 hours inside of that building which houses such priceless collection.

… and you still won’t take me seriously ; if only PABLO GLEASON was my friend.