Tag Archives: Erdoğan

A todo negro presente… El Puma called: ha’Ya like them apples?

Platypussies… earlier at chez Saint–Louis, a kind reminder that Thanksgiving is just around La Pinta.

🎵 Numerao’, numerao’¡Viva la numeración!¿Quién ha visto matrimonio?¿Sin correr amonestación?

 

Resisting The Present : El Año de México en Francia.

 

José Luis Rodríguez, “Pavorreal”

Any how, latitudes and platitudes had a baby, poor thing looks like an ugly duck, sin embargo it does feel like a big brown beaver, “Viejas Feas” follow, only on TeleUniMundoVision.

Öüï begins of course with the platypus.

Franklin, our first ambassador to Babylon, wanted a turkey as the national symbol, instead we got a bald eagle. In Constantinople, Erdoğan wanted to change the image of the first thing that comes to mind 🦃 when this flag 🇹🇷 pops up… and all that Türkiye got, [drum roll followed by badum-tisch]…. A GREC Kebab.

…

 

¿Dónde la escondes Felipe, si te robas a Amandine‽

Monday, Monday, May–ehem!

Las habas se lavan igual

Las habas se lavan igual… Love Is In The Air, eh., we [the staff] don’t choose the Net, öüï just say Fuck It, pass the hand cream… Gral. “Mano en La Mano”, is there still room inside that Pajero 33 Double Dee ride? •|• LE VOL DE LOS VUELOS meets El Vuelo de los Volados.

Lo bueno de Este tan intrascendente blog, Doctora Christine Lagarde, es de que Mr. Henry no lo lee… BOUM!

Sin signos

sin signos.:AA046F02-5517-4C0A-8F95-9B3132AC77F2 •|• En el MARCO, un prototipo de cómo se vería la parte superior de LA Concha de Catherine Deneuve (en el molde de Cecily Strong), montada sobre la «llamada » Flecha del Gallo de Nuestra Señora de París. It’s just a SKETCH Franck, hear mí out.

Terán — Lira — WatchTower
follows, period

En Cartelera:

Los actores del Departamento de Estado de Donald Trump

Los actores del Departamento de Estado de Donald Trump.

L’Histoire, Detrás de Michigan, un guitarrista repartidor del CNEWS Matin al servicio de “las madrinas” de la Embajada de México en Radio Paris “plural”… o algo así. Eye know what you all arranged on the Winter of 2016, it was very Benjamin Franklin, reverse favors… así fue como las madrinas se robaron la motoNETA de la hija de Poseidón. Amigo Francisco, vivan los amigos serviciales del CDG, o a poco no, Doctor… it’s just too bad we [the staff] don’t work for Chris Matthews at MSnbc because the peacocks have been recording every single move since at least 2015, y la Prefectura de París —en Cité— desde el 2011 ; lástima Dra. Legarde, que cuándo se trata de mi “dossier”, Brontis me dice que lo archivaron en el servidor de MYSPACE, y pues… la historia detrás del mito.

La mano de Sn. Brdo.

La mano de Sn. Brdo… now with pump action and RONALD REAGAN “Mexican gipper” voice modulator, and if you CALL NOW you’ll also receive a get–out–of AMLO’s jail card and a secret Alzheimer’s  CLAUSE… mono en el marco es cortesía del Fisgón de La Jornada, en LA UNAM.

Issy, Marianne, chingue a su madre Poseidón y los tiburones de Veracruz (en Longchamps, y también en la parroquia de Las Victorias, casi esquina con La AFP) que lo rodean, dijo el pulpo Paul… bola de putos.

06h45 CET.

SEIS del mañana de hoy, en El Paso, Texas:
How many Butcher saws can a Trillion dollar budget (to protect The Crowned friend of Jared Kushner) buy, as compared to a single fucking diaper for a terrorist baby (in the EYE Shadow of Melania Trump)?

Answer: Not even a baby-wipe sheet.

FOR THIS REASON:
The student must convince Katty Kay, in the role of Amandine Henri, that if, AND ONLY IF, las americanas logran PASAR por la escuadra de Manolo y cruzar a Lourdes por los Pirineos, THEN… elaborate a partir de este « Moment in Time » :

There's something about Clint

There’s something about Clint… it reminds me of that concentration camp outside of Octoberfest, forgot its Nomenclature, but the point there Beto O’Rourke, is that after the Russians liberated Europe, the townsFOLK was were walked through the shower facilities.

… [D]ear, Amigos de los mexicanos en los aeropuertos de Paris de Francia, rogamos y entiendan que, jalarle la cresta al gallo no encabeza la lista de prioridades en nuestros propósitos internos de recopilación de libretos, nor, do all them target practices that the people from Bélgica usually refer to as French Touch Bashings, ¡claro que pas non plus!.

Detalles

Detalles.

“We [the staff] don’t search for trajectories, we simply stumble upon’em,” dijo Antonio Banderas en un corrido de Paul McCartney… “Let mí Roll it” — since the fucking painter can’t drink anymore.

22 minutes into the Hour

Good Evening Charlotte, you’ve got mail.

Dear Montel Williams,
May i have your Autograph?
…and the following ↓ is “Legitimate Wrongdoing.”

La noche | Uso Justo de todos los medios. Uso justo de dos causas. || Don't shoot the MSN 'messenger' News Network —CopyLeft 2016.

La noche | Uso Justo de todos los medios. Uso justo de dos causas. || Don’t shoot the MSN ‘messenger’ News Network —CopyLeft 2016.

North Carolina and Oklahoma have got this week in Election —2016,
between Two Ferns.

 Heard over the interwebs:
“We are 40 minutes into the curfew”
…”that’s gold Jerry—Gold!!!

Al alba

Al Alba | Uso Justo de todos los medios; y de Pat Robertson [the ‘quintessential’ agitator in a town called Dixie. ||  Uso justo también de dos causas. ||| Don’t shoot the MSN ‘messenger’ News Network —CopyLeft 2016.

TimeStamp at the ↑ Club: the Seven Hundred hour ↑ [CET]… over at the Hickory/Jacksonville timeline the first hour after midnight is already in progress.

Coming Up: Politicians run out of Chuck Todds on MTP*

Uso justo de todos los IMdB… y de todos los medios arriba del South park

Uso justo de todos los IMdB’s… y de todos los medios arriba del Rio de South park… and Yes Mr. Don, performance-enhancing supplements are a Big; A huge; A GREAT!!! part of the NightTV’s; right now, i’m high on Super Beta Prostate®.

* MTP is the Standard on political commentary at  “the” Rockefeller Center,
MTP_D is the Weekly version of that show.
Chuck Todd is now taking the All-in re-run slot.

TimeStamp for the braggadocios plug y la fanfarronería del dueño de un Casino en La Florida: 9:25 am CET… meanwhile over at TéléMundo, they’ve got the inside story… they just didn’t get the mail.

Sin comentarios. | Uso justo de todos los medios.

Sin comentarios. | Uso justo de todos los medios para reproducir el espejo [two-way type] de una elección.

And now, it is time—for another edition of:

Ladies and Gentleman… con ustedes Julio César Chavez.

Ladies and Gentleman… con ustedes Julio César Chávez —el gran campeón mexicano— favorito del señor que inventó La Política Ficción, el licenciado CSG —su nombre: NoSePuedePronunciar, porque se aparece Don King.

Digressssssssión from a ‘Tight-Rope’:

Ahora sí —chatos— es la hora de comprar Cracker Jacks… Uncle Cuban, may i have a dollar?

Ahora sí —chatos— es la hora de comprar Cracker Jacks… Uncle Cuban, may i have a dollar?

Dear Nina Turner.

You know that little foul nugget that nobody wanted to have a conversation about?… institutionalized what? What did you say corrupted America’s DNA?
Nina, have i got a parallel for you.
In Mexico, politicians —over several generations— [literally]
found a way to institutionalize corruption.
Since 2011 asegovia3
has called it: El GODINAZGO INSTITUCIONALIZADO…
but nobody got the mail.

A Hispanic/Latino/AmerIndian and Caribbean vote for Donal Trump is Another Vote for “el licenciado”:
ENRIQUE PEÑA NIETO.

Coming Up: Will Cousin Joe play softball with Erdoğan rules football?

… nice save*, Dr. Dean at the end of ↑ the ↑ interview ↑ but… might you know why Don Tayip loves democracies? It has to do with the use of sticks-helmets_and-a_Monopoly on the Use of Force. Don Rezep loves the Stop-and-Frisk options on the American —2016 ballot.

[Sorry to hear about the accident, but
the Show must go on—at least until Tuesday Morning, when Ruby is Gone].

[Mix-media follows… right now, the Right Field of “the” Wringley Family Field** just stuck their tongue at “the” Cubs fan base —on MSNBC]… ain’t that a Bitch… sounds a little—but_not-a_lot like the Chavez Ravine incident over at Dodger Stadium… ‘member that?

** Oh say, can you see?
That juicy fruit stick…
it’s the 1400 re-run hour, we’ll be right back.
Full Disclousre: at 15, i was a Mariano Duncan fan…
“Das it! ¹“

Over on ESPN politics, La Serie del Caribe was clinched by Colombia [over at the U.N.] Nicole was covering the short-stop position and she saved the hurler from a run-away bunt —thank God for Give Peace a Chance. Top of 9th on what promises to be a very heated October Classic —2016 season. En el otro juego, Venezuela sigue abanicando.

“La ex señorita… no ha decidido—quuuuuuué ha’ceeeeer;
♫ en su clase de geografía,
la maestra habla de Turquía mientras que…“

Where have you gone Glimmer Twin, our Metropolitans turn their lonely eyes to you…What's that you say Mrs. Robinson? Does Keith still have that grudge against 'the' Trump?

Where have you gone Glimmer Twin, our Metropolitans turn their lonely eyes to you…What’s that you say Mrs. Robinson? Does Keith still have that grudge against ‘the’ Trump? | Uso justo de Simon & Garfunkel, de Los Yankees y del Señor: Pedro Navaja—on YouTube: https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v =dH6cyy-8RSY …

TimeStamp: the  1500 hour 1630 hour on ‘the’ CET… earlier at ‘the’ Rockefeller Center kitchen it was Rock Lobster [from main] Time.

BlackSheep7 out. Weekend Edition follows.

From the creators of Parque Sur: a ‘member berry:

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Breaking the news…

On Erdoğan’s ULTIMATUM to an OTAN partner.
On Duterte’s INSULT to a Pacific Command ambassador.

But first: we are All-in and ready to Get-it-on!!!

Wishful thinking from a former CBS guidon.

Setting up your morning news… Oh_Say-can-You-see??? Morning Joe, 'sweethearting' the despot next-door* news… Gooooo Mika!!!

Setting up  the  conversation  for your morning news… Oh_Say-can-You-see??? Morning Joe, ‘sweethearting’ the despot next-door* spin… Gooooo, Mika!!! | Fair use of funneled hosts on CNN.

After the break: yesterday’s news

To paraphrase one of my three [anonymous] readers: … a tu salud [Steve] … a tu salud.

CHRIS CHRISTIE LIED!!!!!!!!! And now, to paraphrase one of my three [anonymous] readers: … a tu salud [Steve] … a tu salud. | …y antes de que se me olvide: Uso Justo de Todos los Medios.

TimeStamp: TimeNow CET

Kornaki summons Mr. Crowley at 10h 45m CET

At 10h 45m CET, Steve Kornacki summons Mr. Crowley. [Context follows]…

Breaking source from across the Atlantic:

* Extra! Extra!!!

  1. Kelly, N., “Chris Christie can’t escape Bridgegate.” Via: The Atlantic. http ://www .theatlantic .com /politics /archive /2016 /08 /christie-bridgegate-trump /495278/

… and then he went ahead, and ate a doughnut.

…'approaching a time that is drastic...'

…’approaching a time that is drastic…’ | Uso justo de un Politico llamado M. Crowley.

 

Big Boss Man | The Law Enforcement Entertainer

“Those binoculars look like Frogs….

is there people out there?
Yeah?—where are they?—I can’t see ’em! I hear you.

Oh. Wait a minute, wait a minute [son]

if you give me a little time I will make two rounds [see]

I’ll be, back-there-and-up-there-and-over-under-and…

yonder-and-up in the ceiling…”

Elvis Presley 
Dragonheart 1974
Full [ mirror ] album.

[ Multimedia and Entertainment FOLLOWS ]:

Heard at a doughnut shop:
“You’ve gotta try these… ‘Original —my ass— Maple Bars'”
…no transcript exists of this conversation.

It’s a funny world… Erdoğan in Turkey demands the EXTRADITION of a businessman in The Pocono’s… Hermione says: Get in line, bitch… HENRY KISSINGER IS FIRST!!! |  Video y opinión por: armando segovia / segoviaspixes (París-2016). Copyleft.

Stay tuned… Live from Cleaveland’s [a Real Estate joint in Paris].

Lawdy Miss Clawdy… I'm all shook up. | Uso justo de una Rana.

Lawdy Miss Clawdy… I’m all shook up. | Uso justo de una Rana. | Oh-Lord_God: the ‘big-boss man’s” LePen…ce —en France?…

TimeStamp: 1100 hrs. Central Europe Time.

“… Wait_a_Minute-darling. I will be-back-There-in-a-moment!!!“… Only Fools Rush In… right now, this blog has to go back to Aguascalientes TV [en Turquía] via Aljazeera… BECAUSE THE REVOLUTION, well, you know… right —you guys? The revolution will not be televised.

TimeStamp: High-noon FIP time in Central Europe…
FAP time is reserved for the 2016 RNC 

Paris, is alive: A guy named Lester Holt. | Fair use of French Radio Reflections.

“Paris, is alive,.” Said a guy with the MSNBC stage name of Lester Holt. | Fair use of French Radio Reflections… [Raquelito: Context Follows].

Intermezzo — Scrambled Symphonies

a First Look

music by M. Maria Ponce

The-Pitch-and-the-Symphony

Melody in the making… [context follows] | Fair Use of Media. || Fourth Movement screen capture is borrowed from the Aljazeera’s Arts & Culture segment: Following Beethoven’s Ninth. Vía: http ://www .aljazeera .com /programmes /witness /2015/05 /beethoven-ninth-150506130135689.html

… and now, prepare to laugh:
Here are the Headlines for
El juebebes, 9 de junio, 2016.
por: armando segovia,

Woman seen wearing a gray garment inside the hallways of Mr. Peacock’s Rockefeller Center.

… sweater-wearing man simply known as “the rage” in the inner circles of MSNBC  disclosed  to  this  outlet that the woman, a vedette on a basic cable morning show sported the look following a ginormous effort on her part [we were told] in order to fit in with the soul dancing crowd.

Hughley.s-Boom-box

The Fix is a Boombox… [context follows] | Fair Use of Media. || Ghetto blaster screen capture is borrowed  from  the  Aljazeera’s  Arts  &  Culture  segment: Following Beethoven’s Ninth. Vía: http ://www .aljazeera .com /programmes /witness /2015/05 /beethoven-ninth-150506130135689.html

The Hughleys have come to Mr. Peacock’s home, —to roost… this is not what you would call an opera seria. 

The-jesters-have-come-Home-to-roost

“You Guys”… [context follows] | Fair Use of Media. || Jester screen capture is  borrowed   from   the   Aljazeera’s   Arts   &  Culture  segment: Following Beethoven’s Ninth. Vía: http ://www .aljazeera .com /programmes /witness /2015/05 /beethoven-ninth-150506130135689.html

Ahora un INTERMEDIO
we’ll be right back…

TimeStamp: 17h CET [ time-now]

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Benéficiez de l’offre avec le code: Erdoğan

April 24, 2016
Section: Sunday Brunch.
Topic: El indignado de Estambul

Uso justo de los medios… Context follows after an early morning nap.

Uso justo de los medios…

     The thing about comedy and political commentary as a trade, or at least the attempt to put it into practice, is that parody can be a very serious thing. Be it through ridicule or revelation, the conscientious and systematic embarrassment of a foreign political ruler  can  lead  to  a  wide  variety  of  punishments, all transgressions to authority being dealt [of course] depending on the legalese, but most important: the country where the judge will sit.

If the offense [dared*] happened in a place like the Mexican state of Veracruz, the consequences can lead  [it seems]  to  a  premature or an unforeseen loss of life; if the offending party is lucky, then the medicine will come in the form of torture, then years of prison will await, unless you are Florence Cassez and your case can be used as the thing that American pundits call: a political football [on an international scale].

*¿A qué viaja el presidente Enrique Peña Nieto a Turquía?
CNN Polítco

If  on  the  other  hand,  the smear took place  in a lawful society,  [digamos  la  Alemania en el 2016] where public interest prevents the automatic prosecution of crimes, especially the type considered arcane, then the punishment can range from a fine to the revocation of a privilege [say a visa], or maybe even some jail time [i’ve been told… but only if you slander].

With  regards   to   this  on-going  row   between  Germany  and  Turkey, a recent editorial on Erdoğan’s Turkey* makes a good point suggesting [not really] that if the U.K. wanted to be silly, cell blocks would be at capacity come November 1st since the night time activities of the previous evening, “would result in Halloween treak-or-treaters being charged for wilfully and wantonly knocking on doors.” In other words, kids being burned [not literally] for fairy tale inspired law. Now that! [Just like a Donald Trump presidency] would be silly, and then as that image sinks in your head, probably appalling.

*The Guardian view on the Jan Böhmermann affair: no joke

As long as the Bismarck-era law remains in the books, the despotic Erdoğan has the  upper-hand.  My guess is that in order to get a better grasp  of  the  story elements and secure a better understanding of this situation one would have to factor in the humanitarian element of the war refugees [not immigrants] from the Middle-East, which Germany recently absorbed.

Uso justo de una conmemoración. | Uso justo de los medios y de las noticias de Gabriel García Márquez, en la tierra ancestral de uno de los mejores interpretes de La Bohéme: Charles Aznavour.

Uso justo de una conmemoración. | Uso justo de los medios y de las noticias  de  Gabriel   García   Márquez  en  la  tierra  ancestral  de  uno  de  los mejores interpretes de La Bohème: Charles Aznavour…   ||  Frank Walker is George Clooney’s character in Disney’s 2015 production of Tomorrowland.

Frank Walker has a pretty watch, but his alter ego’s coffee habit
kind of defeats the purpose of the COP21 —in New York.