¡Aguas!!! En París son las 7 con Veinte de la magnana

ISSY, lo bueno de Francia, es de que fip no lleva “eñes”.

Coming up at 9h03 in Central Siren Time,
it’s time for misheard lyrics.

Perdidos en la translation.

It’s a “Lovely Day”,
take “the” F–Train and go…
F-fhhh—F-ffuuuhhh—fff-UNK yourself.

Next stop:
Mr. Peacock Center at Rockefeller Plaza…
or some rock like that.

Happiness is like a big–ball with masks… and always remember, Corazón —de Melun— la hache es muda y la eñe no existe at the Siren Den.

In New York it’s actually 4:20 on the a.m. dial, and the Big Kat is ready to kick it with The Morning Ozarks.

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Ladies in Gemeni:
My Niggas in Paris,
featuring,
Picasso (Ye)
and
Donald Duck

Future leaders… “My Niggas in Paris”. }—~~~\*>  Hallelujah.

Right now… it’s Autumn in New York.
TimeStamp: 19h49 in CET

Later on the show:
The Big Cheese has the night off,
but all’s good on the MTP Daily block.

Kasie Hunt is at the helm (pullin’ quadruple duty) and she tells us all about the “Great American (processed) Cheese crisis.

It appears that those fucking millennials are opting for the “fancy” cheese and Nachos are going stale under the heat-lamps at entertainment venues everywhere… oh, the humanity. What’s next, red Solo®️ cups give way to wine glasses.

… WHAaaaaaaaat!!!

Right now, however…
it’s time for a time–delayed screen grab with the Big Kat, she’s got the scoop on a special cheese enchilada; Special Agent, Richard Angle joins in on the conversation via  Apple Watch®️ technology.

Later on Channel 3
It’s time for silly cheese jokes
with Kay–Cee and Melver
Method Man guest stars.

Kasie:
Say there, Melver, what’s the cheesiest of all the martial arts on the block?
Melver:
Not a clue, K.C.
Kasie:
T’ai Cheese Ch’üan, Melver, T’ai Cheese ch’üan, get it?

Tell me something I don’t know—“Let’s play Hardball”

You are welcome Ari… “i’m Jealous again”.

Right now, the flute in  “Howling For Judy” sure gives Snatch a new spin… “sure shot” with a tounge for a tie think’s he’s got a deal going with Kim, but what Every KATUSA at Camp Casey wants to know from you, is where’s the Beef mr, president? Over on the Iran side you cleared the way for that regime to continue with a Big-Bang developing program when you scrapped an on-going deal that guaranteed nuke inspectors on Persian sands, and unlike Carroll O’Connor in the role of Chris Matthews up above i’m no expert, but wasn’t Jung–Il the main nuke material supplier to Iran? Anygüey, the good thing about all of this is that the World Cup starts shortly, just in time for the European Parlament to re-arrange our ability to graphically show what’s behind the current PUTUSwhat’s behind the current POTUS long ties, we [the staff] now realize that those stupid fucking ties are the design of Russian technology to better hide Donald John Trump’s  mother fucking lying tounge.

TimeStamp:
Zero One Hundred Hours in Central NATO time.

… The greatest show ln Earth, according to General “Colt” Matthews, follows—stick around and keep it Real.

Even that Jennifer Lovett at United States Forces (Command) Korea, what’s her rank, Lieutenant Colonel? What do they know? They’re just a glorified Major; tell ‘em Rudy, tell ‘em how i was the greatest American Football player at the toy soldier private military academy where my mom sent me for basically being a total asshole with everybody around me—tell ‘em Rudy! It’s an order.

Fuck, might as well swing over to Raquelitos pad, it’s Oh Three Hundred Hours in Central Nato Time—and it Feel’s Fine… really. It feels Fine.

Oh… the humanity. The Korean Peninsula, sold with no money down and no interest for the rest of Trump’s political Big Top,—sold like a condemned hurricane damaged Hyundai Sonata.

May Day annex: Synchronicity — The Police meets The Abolition

… “somewhere, beyond the sea” — chariots swing low

La cosa, es de que sin querer queriendo, por alguna razón Ari Melber* and the Sirens sang al ritmo del mismo Son, the  msnbc’s with verse and visuals, the Sirens with melody and LP jacket artwork. 

If we share this nightmare
Then we can dream
Spiritus mundi…
•–_¡_–•  Fair use of all Song Discussions y por supuesto — de todos los medios.

⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓
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Synchronicity I
⛓ ⛓ ⛓ ⛓
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The “original” Crimson Tide …   believe it or not, Cousin Joe, were the First Losers of the “original” Cotton Bowl. 

Cumbia Negra follows con su #1-Hit:

LA MAREA CARMESÍ

* … eventually, we [the staff] are sure that the Ari Melber’s “the beat” team will upload the transcript, in the mean Time, we [the staff] post the link to transcript central on the MSNBC’s… it’s a shame that Chris Matthews doesn’t read this blog, because Mr. Hardball has privileged to the Mr. Peacock archives.

TimeStamp: 07h30 in Central Europe Time… en Tijuana, sigue siendo el 1 de mayo.

The good thing about this blog…

Yo, Che!
The good thing about this blog is that Mr. Matthews doesn’t visit… hold that thought until the end of tonight’s Bill Maher show.

El Goncourt à “la Orden del Día”, y en la edad del consentimiento. ¡Bomba! Pero Yucateca—no se me vayan a poner color de hormiga— porque ya hasta el buen Louis C.K., un mexico-americano que sí tuvo la desgracia de no ser un producto de la SEP, o sea un pocho al 💯, para que los amigos al sur de Zacatecas me entiendan. Louis tambíen tuvo la desgracía de caer en la mira jerárquica y Horizontal, de los ajustes de cuentas entre subordinad@s y sus jefes; o en el caso del comediante, de sus admiradoras… en fin, La Notra Nostra [1] siempre oportuna con el reflejo de las cosas, se nos remonta hasta los tiempos de Diego María de la Concepción Juan Nepomuceno Estanislao de la Rivera y Barrientos Acosta y Rodríguez; mejor conocido como “el señor de Frida”, la pintora, no la perra que se puso de moda después del temblor…  en fin, Ari Melber (en Europa One), el reflejo de “la nota nostra” que aquí sigue, no es ni en favor ni en contra de las mujeres que destaparon sus quejas ahora que las arenas del marca-tiempo de cristal se han tornado y permiten que lo que apachurraba desde arriba—ahora sea presionado por lo que estaba aglomerado abajo [O COMO LES DICE LARRY DAVID EN SU SKETCH PARA SNL: bottom-feeders]. Sin embargo, en ese reflejo de “La Nota Nostra” sobre Diego Rivera y–sus–Amigos… el cronista N° UNO de Ciudad Juárez, nos recuerda de que No + Tiene + La + Culpa  + El Sapo ➗ sino + el sistema³ (que le plantó la estaca). Dependiendo de las variables (y siempre, son variables) todavia hay que FACTORIZAR el siguiente TEOREMA, tan antiguo de la antiguedad como la profesión más vieja del mundo, —”Siendo un hombre abismalmente feo, comprobó que la fama da infinitos privilegios, Frida no fue su mejor recompensa… Las damas llegaban solitas.” Anygüey; ¡que vivan los mensos!… Gracias Ramón.

… In the mean time, Ari Melber is following in the footsteps of Katie Tur, as he is currently doubling himself over-time in Europa One:

It’s Weekend Edition, stick around, Chris… Bus 2 + 1 = 3 on the magic 7 zero Bus… and from  16 to 17 there are no worries…

Al regresar…

Las Fuentes de doña Vilma
y
La Semana que Philippe, Labró

Pero primero tocamos base con Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo en una estación del Metro de Nueva York, en dónde los FreeStyle Hoboing Games ya estan escurriendo, en estos momentos la etapa fémenina tiene las vías a su disposición:

Current “masturbation sessions” Champion: Laughter’s mom.

… Las “sesiones” de Sarah suelen ser maratónicas, pero luego de que mingados le serviría ser Salamandra, su elemento es El Fuego, y estando en competencia Sarah puede durar horas, y a veces hasta el día entero yendo y viniendo sobre las vías del Metro de Nueva York, o cualquier otro tipo de vía que le pongan.

Para esta clase de eventos Sarah tiene un arma a su favor, un equivalente cósmico a las sustancias anabólicas que en el mundo de los Juegos Olímpicos son tan castigadas. En los Freestyle Hoboing games, esas presiones no vienen al caso porque aquí, todo tipo de truco y accesorio es permitido. Y por eso Sarah suele desdoblarse en medio de la competencía y aparecer en otro cuadrante del espacio y el tiempo, mientras su cuerpo carnal se la pasa yendo y viniendo sobre las vías.

Might that be Saint Joseph’s of Bella Vista Bill?  •—!—•   That’s right, folks,  Sarah can come on two different coastlines at the same time because “if it’s mentionable, it is manageable,” or something like that, dijo Mr. Rogers… Is there nothing sacred any more; ¡Dios tuyo! Jesus!

Y por eso, nuestra 2da Salamandra favorita tuvo los recursos para aparecer, como invitada, en el programa del Troll más pacheco del reino de HBO: Bill Maher.

It’s not only crazy… It’s a couple of key-strokes lost to Semantics. —•–¡–•— Uso justo de todo lo mencionable de Mr. Rogers.

Por si fuera menos, Sarah sacó a flote su capacidad cautivadora con la que suele sacar de onda los formatos a los que los anfitriones están acostumbrados. Por ejemplo, Raquelito… When was the last time that Maher skipped ‘The New Rules’ segment, or have in its panel a Poker hand, of Democrat aces?

… Dear Chris Matthews, do you know who this generation’s “Archie Bunker” is in development right now, here’s a hint, he happens to be a prop on a new Funny or Die production show. Fucken Will Farrel.

I mean, except for Chris Matthews [2], doing the peripheral rounds of his  “Bobby” Kennedy book tour, —and who, wouldn’t you know it— played the “bad cop” complement to Michael Moore’s “good leftist cop” during the panel’s exchanges, ¡Dios tuyo! you’d probably begin to think that last night’s episode (N° 34) of Real Time with Memo Maher, was just another type of  —a_motha–fucking_masturbation–session… C’mon Bill, wasn’t Mr. Schmidtty or some other msnbc Republican sparring element such as Michael Steele available for last night show? For fucks-sake, Bill—whip-out a Sarah Huckabee Sanders inflatable doll and spread some rich-cat-club hair all over it, prop her up on an executive chair next to you, and then have an orgy with the dummy during your “Overtime” segment after the show.


1. Quintana, W. R., “En honor a los mensos”. Vía, Arroba Juarez punto com: http://www.arrobajuarez.com/notas.php?IDNOTA=49527&IDSECCION=La%20Nota%20Nostra&IDREPORTERO=Ram%F3n%20Quintana%20Woodstock

2.

El gran premio de Brazile – NETSCAPE, Doubling Time, and True Lies… TimeStamp: May Day 1994.

… it’s not really your typical Baloney de Boulogne, but it damn sure looks a lot like La Mortadella de Lady Liberty. This X-MAS, don’t miss the political thriller of the season, starring Melania Trump in the re-hash version of the 1971 classic about Pork Politics. This film has not been rated, yet.

Dear Mrs. Robinson, the next time that you get the opportunity to ‘double time’, please relay to Eugene that we [the staff] find it very ammusing to learn that he finally begins “to see the passion from the Left,” or as Colonel Chris Mathews call’em: the Archie Bunker bashing liberals… or something like that! —_—. Coming up after a Cousin Joe segment, an ad paid for —by some guy named TOM…👏👏👏 COUSIN JOE, please feel free to go ahead and use the same power that you invoked and displayed just the other day (during Colonel Chris Matthews, RFK’s book presentation). Just go ahead and relay to Alex to go ahead and “apologize to whomever he needs to apologize” and substitute that political ad [paid for by a guy named TOM] for every Donnie Deutsch segment during the next hour or so.

Friday, November the 3rd, 2017…
🎤 And the beat goes on…

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP; BRAVO, a-la-bio-A-la-Ban—A LA BIN-BON-BAN: TOM, TOM, RA-RA-RA… Encore, Cousin Joe: Encore! … “Play it again, Sam”.

Run! Rabbit run. Dig that hole

El lup-dup latiente de un Corazón,
El tic tock del Tiempo mecanizado,
La matraca de la caja registradora y el ching-ching de la marmaja que en su va y ven van generando mercados y divisas y,
La risa de un desquiciado
que se va mezclando con el sonido de las aspas de un helicóptero
—o mismo—
con El Sonido sofocado de una metralla con cadencia moderada,
Y eso, pues, eso sólo puede significar una cosa:
It’s TIME for a Soundless (Eargasm).

La última vez que un Buen Elemento
—se desdobló—
Ayrton llevaba las de ganar
dando vueltas y vueltas arriba de su bólido en un circuito de Bolonia… Flashback to 1973 is courtesy of Pink Floyd and The Dark Side of The Moon… Stick around, because Ari Melver has some questions for that fucker… ay-ay-ay… there we [the staff] go again… we meant to say: has some questions for that Zuckerberg guy.

Weeks before, back in 1994, an Honorable member of the 27th Club just decided to Leave the Building.

Towns and cities along the Interstate 5 section of The Puget Sound, were still in shock from what the TALKING HEADS described as a shotgun suicide.

Semanas después de aquél impactante día en Seattle, al otro lado del mundo se celebraba un primaveral día de carreras en San Marino; mientras tanto los Franceses (en Chicago) celebraban el 1 de mayo; The Real INTERNATIONAL LABOR DAY,
—y no las chingaderas—
—ni las mamadas—
de Los Llamados “Tailgate Parties” del Labor Day Weekend, patrocinados por monopolios y transnacionales…
—y por supuesto—
Walmart™ .

—Mark— … by-the-güey, back in 1994, was fourteen days fresh of completing his first decade as an X Y Z member of this plane that [we] mortals call: the 3rd Dimension. Who knows what Mark was doing at the time, but in order to put the notion of this thing, called “the” Fabric of Time, in laymans terms, Zuckerberg still had at least two years to finish up his American Apple Pie basic education… —Oh, the humanity— and the irony of his vulgar display of Loyalty to a RUSSIAN (hand-picked) PRIME MINISTER named Dimitri Medeveden, and the shade that —MARK— gave to a U.S. Congressional Hearing… 🎵 And I’m proud to be an american ‘Cus at least I know I’m Free… don’t forget to like US on facebook!

Dear Donald Trump Jr., lovely picture of your kid with a “Trick-or-Treat” basket, you, however, are an entitled silver-spoon “Fortunate Son”… of a Throphy Wife. And by this, I [Armando Segovia] mean that you should —indeed, you Son of a Bitch— teach your kids what Jesus The Christ is said to have preached, and not what those fake ass Duck Dynasty peddle, for “the” Good News… Ya’ Fucken sorry excuse for a gun operator.

Hey, “liddle” Donnie, did you think that I [Armando Segovia] was going to post a picture of you kid, naaaah; it’s been done already.

Say Donny, why don’t you go and fight in your Daddy’s new Wars. Ha’bout that for a change?

Surely, you and that brother of yours, have it in you… don’t-ya? Say that you do, Donnie, say that you do. Please, Silver-Spoon Satirist; say that you have it in you. “This message is paid for by Armando Segovia: Impeach “liddle” Donald Trump’s father from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.”

•—_—•

… We are experiencing technical difficulties and rolling black outs… We’ll be right back. TimeStamp: 16h30 on an early Saturday evening post…

Malgre soi, Ari, guess what? Yup, the Sun sank down in front of us [the staff] last night, before we could perform a backup and an update, now Ari, with this being a live operation, often times we run the same risks that your guest, from American Horror Story… What’s his name on the streets? Runs into; es decir, that things may turn into a soup sandwich… hold that thought. … Anyway, please relay to Cousin Joe to send that pretty “liddle” iPhone so that we can double time and avoid further soup sandwiches. … “M. Zuckerberg, qui effectue sa première visite en Russie, a de son côté salué les talents des Russes en matière de programmation.” … Of course he did, of course he saluted the minions at the Russian Farm. Of course he did… in real time and not with a virtual reality element like he did with Puerto Rico. … “Il a expliqué être venu “car il y a ici de formidables programmeurs des applications de réseaux sociaux, de merveilleux programmeurs et pas seulement de Facebook”, dans des propos traduits en russe.” … No sir, not just for facebook, but also for Russian intelligence cyber war rooms. … “… and now you know, the rest of the story”. Paul Harvey; “Good day.” TimeStamp: 17h30 CET on a early Saturday evening post; 2 de noviembre 2017.


Here’s a list of bookface “likes”

1. Energía de la nueva consciencia (entrevista) con el Dr. Jean Pierre Garnier Malet, especializado en física hidráulica; “La Ciencia del Desdoblamiento del Tiempo Al Servicio del Hombre.” Vía: 🇦🇷 mantrafm.com.ar… https :// youtube .com /watch?v=8HH0POgycbo

2 The good people at Peacock Central still mourn the passing of Circus promoter, and Wu-Tang Clan sticker aficionado John Heilemann. The ex host of “With All Due Respect” suffered a Sheer Heart Attack after learning last week that his wingman Mark Halperin could not make it to Mika Brzinzki’s “Know Your Value” forum. Mr. Heilemann is survived by Mark Mckinnon, Willie Geist and of course, Chuck Todd. Via: the mojo of Cousin Joe on his morejo show on msnbc: https :// youtube .com /watch?v=ntj9q3hwbh0

3 Melber to Mark Zuckerberg… Via: https ://youtube .com /watch?v=vRNMsmhS7zE

4 Melber to “liddle” Donald Trump Jr… Via: West–France; https://www .ouest-france .fr /monde/etats-unis/halloween-la-lecon-de-politique-de-donald-trump-jr-sa-fille-irrite-twitter-5352062

5 facebook par AFP: http ://www .cnewsmatin .fr /technologie/2012-10-01/mark-zuckerberg-rencontre-dmitri-medvedev-145870  •—_—•. The things that happen when the School curriculum lacks a Civics block set of hours in the school calendar year… Go Ahead Alex at Control Room A3, make an AnAgRaM of that! Here’s a hint: it ryhmes with Socialism. • Joy Reed, please join us in the AnAgRaM game; “for a Dollar, albeit a Canadian Dollar: find an obscure word for Collective Compromise! • Chuck Todd, Chuckyyy… is msnbc ready to take back The Republic? Goooooooo DODGERS, there’s always next season.

http://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/virginia-gubernatorial-candidate-defends-his-record-1082756675725

AnAgRaMhttp://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/virginia-gubernatorial-candidate-defends-his-record-1082756675725