Öüï got the ✈️ JAZZ arriving from Montreal

And, Marjolena Portenkalten—Jazz, nevermind about the landscape to eternity, what comes next is a marshy looking Styx with two paisanos de las Mercier’s, and wouldn’t Ewe know it, A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to The Forum :

Satin Doll...

Satin Doll… 🎹 Eye is with the Duke, of Earl.

Eye was there minding Mi’s affairs trying to enjoy the view when all of a sudden Syrinx, pulls U.S. over for river travel duty, hilarity ensues when…

_ two Canadian jetliner pilots pronounce the letter R to Mme. Mercier’s right like an “elle” in the Magazine.

Over in NANTEs…hoy no hubo piano, Faster Pussycat, only a Canadian singing The Hymns of Love en La Bendita Torre Eiffel.

A través de mi persiana americana, Buenos Aires te ves : tan susceptible.

I (armando segovia) wonders if your respectable husband will laugh at this anecdotal tag on the river Seine 🫟… back at Ewe, Marjo.

… and Charlotte Bibring, the good thing about being in France is

_ that you cock suckers have me here, if I (Armando Segovia) 🍂 leaves, well if Eye 🍁 leaves the ☄️ripples will show—my absence.

Bo knows Zelda

 

Last chance and it is not mine… gonna not give a fuck for two days and then roll the 🎲 dice. Let’s see the outcome.

https ://cnnespanol .cnn.com /2025/10/26 /argentina /javier-milei-trinfo-trump-temor-argentinos-desafio-analisis

Pelotudo Mamani Bueckert de Chihuahua reporta.

 

It’s Saturday so… this is our last post. Mean while in las pampas gauchas, nuestro corresponsal menonita en l’Argentina, Pelotudo Mamani Bueckert de Chihuahua, reporta que el partido criollo de Milei, “evita” el regreso del peronismo en el legislativo de La Plata.

Criollo

Thank You
Armando Segovia

That Voodoo that Ewe Dew — Jezebel was a Dodgers fan !!!

 Coming attractions

Coq au feu avec Vino Sacré.

It’s got to be a Miracle, but i wouldn’t know… Karma is knot, a friend of mine 🪇⛏️, period!

More Cowbell !!!

We begin in La Argentina, of all places, where internal dialogues turn onto external exchanges that project the story of Barrabás and Pope Pio X (definitely not from my generation) at La Real Academia Gachupina Española.

Just the Facts, Evita… and put that fucking Apple 🍏 down… that fucker belongs to Los Ángeles, you filthy rib.

 

Pleased to meet Ewe… hope y’all guess my name.

📽️ in Theaters now, starring Susana Pubeda as Isabel La Católica.

To they is, “Argento-French” observation day³

🦈… Sous les jupes de Bejo…

Seven, se ven, S even, period!

and, Vice-president Harris… god bless the Supreme Court of The United States. Normally at this junction I would write “thanks Obama!”, but this one is ALL-IN on The Rachel Maddow Show.

But seriously, all the credit goes to “The Notorious RBG” and her indispensable clause on The Law.

Nobody is indispensable, not even Justice and that’s all Eye is going to say on the Balance ⚖️ r.i.p.

And, Eddie Gloude Junior… choose your shade, nigga’. It’s going to be the next hue to holla.

Alicia in Chains ⛓️ And, Eye, would.

 

And, Representative Padilla D-CA, on a They, like today, the U.S. Army moved in on the Monterey Jazz Festival and the Yerba Buena THC Depot and thus, it’s the beginning of the last grab of Manifest Destiny and the Second Conquest of Santa Monica on Route 66.

1846US troops occupy Monterey and Yerba Buena, thus beginning the US conquest of California.

… and Joni Mitchell, goes here.

… in local news, it’s raining kids³ 🪟 Ale, Lou, —ya!

³~. No kids were harmed while burning the lead.

Save a child, rent a ho… say no to Child Alienation Syndrome at the courts.

Behold… I am He as Ewe are He and Öüï are Ol’ to get her.

1. Shalom-As-Salamu—alayk… salade, tomate, ognion.

Boat made of foreskins. Any way Ewe reads, IT!, it’s a cut! 🎬. SilenZio.

 

The aforereferenced screen grab is an Abstract. It’s an ode to Crowley’s knack for reading things backwards and for inspiring the back masks.

Kayak
y Kaka
kayaK

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip/rencontre-avec-l-eternelle-rebelle-maria-magdalena-vladimirovna-gagarina

Still to come, I buried Paul.

2. Ce lui L.A. …

Magdalena on Puveda.

Hell on Croats, Batman…
It’s Merrill on wheels!

In local news…

3.  I’m SIRIUS, and you are not. It takes a lot of work to improvise and be spontaneous at the same Thyme.

Across the Right Bank, it’s official God-Art’s on the Left is one They in advance to predict Nostradamus and Belinda French Gates, —wait for Elons, wait, wait, ….

Elon Musk fails Shop 101 in High School, his name becomes:

F-elon

in honor of his Tourniquet, Jesus “Trump” Superstar.

How do I know that Elon Musk failed Shop in prepa’?

because of his stupid Electric “truck”.

 

Thou shalt stop counting commandments after three.

Nothing really matters — Bohemian Catechism

🎹 LECHE CON PAN … (Allegro con brio) for Élise Jordania:  It’s all in the Hair Sample… They’re Grrrrreat!. Just Add LEAD!

Piña Colada reports.

Öüï interrupts “As The World Turns” to bring you Mika’s Coffee, as the world literally, knot figuratively, turns on Ewe, Jerry Seinfeld… no soup from Bon Jovi Kitchen for Ewe!

And now a word from Starbucks ☕…

Koffee Notopolus recommends, IT!… are you tasting the re-heated coffee in your double-pretentious-latte? Don’t despair, just add a dash of heavy metal and garnish the rim of your mug like a Margarita with lead instead of salt, because salt, salt is for the Earth.

And, Katty Kay… how about that “declining monarchy” at Ed Luce’s publishing house; heck! Eye reckon that Dr. Brzezinski would agree with his favorite nemesis, and bow tie wearing Foo’s, the one and only, Dr. Jalife-Rahme.

Bohemian Cathechism… nothing really matters, because that’s RIGHT, Ewes Not from Texas, but Bowie³ will cut you anyway.

³~. James, not David. Bowie the slave trader 💩 not Bowie the Starman 👨🏿‍🎤, period!

The Road Warrior stuck in Apocalypto‘s ruins follows.

In París, Godart went Coquet

Still to come, Andrew Ross Sorkin and The Incompetent “Little Santa’s Helpers” 👍🏿… the story of a speech delivered by several sirens listening to Marvin Gaye on A.I…. on CNBC.

Any hoot, did Öüï mentioned how Edgard Allan Poe’s face looked like after those fucking Penguins kicked that scribe?

Pauline went Damien, and using the power of the Parisian twilight time during the Midwest’s trajectory of yesterday total eclipse Pauline, now Damien, shifted genders in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and Damien, formally Pau, found herself himself in the middle of Milei’s dance 🩰 with General Richardson in a 21st Century version of the bay of pigs, now with penguins in The Patagonia sector of Tierra del Fuego.

All the metal that fits and one punk to put it in check, Dirty Harry was a fag.

Fat Mike walks into a Waiting Room in Washington DC, hilarity ensues when The Dead Kenne°dies start to practice what they preach (Bad Religion, of course) and The Kids in The Hall next to President Milei in Patagonia get all of the blondes there, —all giddy.

This is, Last Week to They:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/04/09 /mundo /milei-intenta-repotenciar-al-ejercito-por-eso-ofrece-base-militar-a-eu-experto

 

It Checks Out — A jumping Jack 🇮🇱 flash 🇮🇱 impersonator in The U.K.

Pleased to meet you, here is the Quiet that your Prime Minister bought for HAMAS, madame 🇮🇱 Ambassador.

Satisfaction… entonces linda, Evangelista, I’ve seen that movie too, EPIGMENIO González told me that story (Bilbid, Filipinas, 1836).

This is why I hate celebrities and rock and roll artists giving their opinion in on Argentina 🇬🇧… Fuck The Ministry of Culture 🇦🇷 and the River Plate, viva Messi in Miami and fuck the rest, starting with Andrés 🦑 Calamaro 🦑. 🎶 Dar es dar. Thee-value that, Sandra Pettovello, which is Italian for “Sandi Prettyfarts”.

Meanwhile at the Southwest Wall, Los Caifanes and Café Tacvba are about to embark in a REMESAS appreciation Tour in the U.S., populismo institucionalizado cortesía del Instituto Mexicano de Camilo Lara y Los Amigos de México en El Extranjero.

Inter•net•Work — no Gy’ores por Mí Jimmy Carter

Cambalache vía Joumanna 🇬🇧 BercetChé 🇦🇷 on the Anarcho-CNBC beat of the Why Is This Happening Show.

In time-delayed news, the Boston Nationalist Party just secured an Import/Export agreement for tea-baggers with La Argentina, provided first, that former bigoted President, Donald John Trump, gets elected into the History of The World pages, —again.

🐍

… for the record, and out of respect to Ivo on the wall next to the monitors, let it be known that I, Armando Segovia, opted for not framing another shelf on that stand.

Context follows, to drunk too fingerbang a smartphone screen.

… That lienzo is nuttin’ but a Disco pelo, that’s clearly a rug on that cuadro.

Any how, Roger Pérez, te dire que esto es un proceso, nothing’s gonna change cautiverio.