Espace Schengen : un appel à la conscience… that’s what you get for being [so] “solidaire”. Any 🦉 hoot Louise, “One and [tú] are the same, and they both work as well.”
A 36 hr. day look in one screengrab.
Schengen pues a Sumatra.
Sin celery,
King 🦧
[~. Transliteration d’occasion].
The following Saturday Night (in CET) presentation arrives on a Thursday and not on Sunday Morning on account of Tuesday’s Knight (some fucking OBM bloke) at The Bowery who could not wait to Open the show until Dooms They, Doyle. ‘Till Doomsday!
No matter what happens kid, Ewe Must Remember This:
Say there, Marjolena… got the time?
Oye no hubo ydnaR namweN en El Ey, ese.
The Pearl is Your Oyster, Janis… and we’ll always have Paris, “So Why Don’t You Love Mí, Anyway?”
Where Eagles Dare… a Penny for your SCARF, and a Nickel for your cup.
Eagle Wevos de Hitler’s House 🪺. Eye Ain’t No Gaddamn Son-of-A-Bitch.
In local news, New Yorkers rejoice at the $25 per dozen price of eggs at La Bodega, which is the equivalent of “La Grocery” en California. Secretary of State³ Pete Hegseth, speaking from Berchtesgaden, Germany, explained to the world del Mundo de Le Figaro that the hike in eggs price in the U.S. comes on account that the eggs are EAGLES eggs, and those motherfuckers are hard to FETCH 🦴.
³~. Sorry if I, Armando Segovia, forgot what fucking department in the Geometry of the plan, Donald Trump put you on. And Steve dOOcy, Judge Pirro* will like it too!
*~. That’s Italian for PERRO or AMORE, can’t remember right now, I forgot my Napolitano in Toulouse at Carmen’s lupanar.
“We were just Children”
It Ain’t Me — Fortunate Son.
Paul at The Bowery Ballroom.
And, Pablo Torre… are you into tush-push, and have you ever been a fan of Rugby or Australian Rules Football? Speak now, Pablo! Speak now or Eye will fill your whisky glass with TP from The Great Cornholio.
Jesus built my Monster…
The Fiend Works in Mysterious güeys. Take Michael Graves, one (if knot) the most Misfit of the bunch, if Only, —if Only, Doyle! If only Count Shockula wasn’t such a cunt about Saturday Morning cartoons. Nole haga caso a Danzig, the fellow has mommy issues. ☠️💀👻👹
Eht Neddibrof Enoz — Siht ECAPS Rof Tner.
Mainly Jesus on the Blue Star…
—Yeah, fuck it Chuck, pass
The Biscuits.
At the drive-in, United States movie🍿goers are pleased that lawmakers are finally looking out for movie ticket-buyer$ by putting forth legislation that forces the CONCESSIONS STAND to announce actual movie start times. Lawmakers promoting the legislative bill claim that movie theaters profit from the movie going experience at the expense of Johnny Fingerbang and Suzy Golf-club Grip.
M. Il Figlio del Secolo… Em# is for Mago 🪄 knot M.A.G.A..
No word if Americans actually care about the Putsch at Treasury and the dismantling of The XIII Original Colonies and the Frontier grab that followed, buckle your seatbelts… 🎢 🏟️ 🏗️ ,🏰 💥 👑