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Seen at La Seine _ Bob Plant

American Paparazzi Magazine.

Traveling Riverside Blues in Zambia³

Eggs Benedict with squeezed lemon juice.

 

After the success of Becoming Led Zeppelin, Bob Plant was seen at The Maslow on the Right Bank, Bob was seen with a new batch of groupies waiting for brunch to arrive.

⛰️
The
MASLOW
known here as
E l   M o r e   B a j o
Hierarchy of Needs Pyramid

 

Six New Groupies are not how The Beatles paint Em#.

 

Not far from there, across the street really, Bob and the Six New Groupies took time to drop some acid and see the place where Carmen told Gojira how it is.

River ‘dies’ after massive acidic WASTE SPILL at Chinese-owned copper mine³

🦗🦗🦗🦗… It’s Crickits for Ewe. And then Bob went Skateboarding.

Side B — Becoming Led Zeppelin

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6…  and SE•VEN all–in in Spades ♠️

Lucky nº 7.

“america” — Em#Putinada

School Closures. Human Trafficking follows.

…

School Closers are closer than they appear on your rear-view ballot 🗳️ votes.

Leftover Croc Stew 🍲 it’s a slap in the face para La Cruda Realidad de 1938.

Leftovers from La Fonda de Gene policy… no crocodiles, alligators or, Even Caimanes were harmed during the Ceremony of Emilia in Paris at César’s Chez, or something like that. Dogs on the other pot, however; were turned into moronga and served with Fish and Chips.

Eye knows Ewe Knows, but count IT!, again

If Ewe insist…

¿Qué huevos de cabrón!? — Who’s Sampling Hitler To They at CPAC.

 

In local news, Marjo Kalten-Porten Bonzo now knows how many broken eggshells it takes to make an omelette, but no matter how many Punks show up, your bass is going to need more Cow, belle.

More cowbell !!!

With that in mind Öüï switches, IT!, to the shadows where Obi Wan Knobil* is getting busy with Bungalow Bill.

*~. Pronounced with a slight Qué-nuc before the O’bill.

Hey, no vayas presumiendo por allí

Julio Iglesias… me olvidé USAid. Any 🦉 hoot, Adelina de la mañana, who better than Julio to massage your mate to, eh?

Deep Search Disco presents:

COUNT BASS D — Seven Years….

Here it is… the end of tomorrow at the start of Adelina mañana.

Still to come, Mexican Pop and Andy García, yes Rachel MADDOW, that Andy (🇨🇺) García and actual TELEVISA Presenta boYband vibes, they send Eva Longoria an extended heartfelt “sal°udo” manifested from a Conservatoire for Political Axis Committee podium as BackGround and an extended 45-48° angle right-arm with the hand fully-extended as well with the palm facing 👎 down as Form.

Can Ewe Feel, —IT!, yet?

Trou that, Chica del Reporte del Tiempo, trou that.

Over at The Rockridge Café and Brassiere, Brasserie, Howard Johnson is finding out that even as he reads (in 1873) in Paris, France, Louis Pasteur is re-pasteurizing the Porn 〰️ Stach’. It’s Trou 🕶️ .

‘Member now, it’s in the eye of the beholder, that’s what the Supremes’ inked in Stones, in stones big°O°thon : GOSPEL IS IN THE i OF THE BEE HOLDER. 🛬🎈🛫  and KNOT-not in the news 📰 of the beholder.

Over at BFM’er TV the clear mustache winner is the Colorado Style Randy Marsh Mexican Bigote with handles… who just SO HAPPENS to be VACATIONING in (CABO WABO!!!) with the long-lost illegitimately appointed Jackie Gleason’s daughter at The Musk White House.

And, moby dick… goes 🥁 here, Amy.

La Chica del Reporte de Los Tiempos : Más Turbados Times

 La Semaine[$] a venir… doze on this:

Raw Clay and Melted Ice

Germany will never become France, but if you haven’t seen Casablanca, Eye has a bridge to sell Ewe.

Issy-Adelina-Moulineaux, estoy más turbado, más turbado que She-in-Baum ayer.

Nothing To Declare.

Nena tú tienes la culpa… por no usar brassiere.

The good, the misty and thee Flack

Moving on, if American Epic was, “the first time that ””America”” heard itself”, then “Becoming Led Zeppelin” is a prelude to how The United States FELT  “How The West Was Won”, from a Russian’s point of view.

No Quarter.

 

Or, you could go with Dire Straits on/in a loop, because sources close to the Minority Leader on the Rachel MADDOW Show are sure that it’s Vladimir Putin’s favorite rock and roll band.

Any 🦉 hoot, Eddie Gloude Junior… Dave Chappelle walks into a bar, hilarity ensues when Los Hombres G start strumming Project 2025 in the key of “Killing Them Softly with his Sharpie™. It’s a terrible pun but it’s funny how the connection between an “empty chair speech” and a song about seeing someone’s face for the first time… and it turned out to be a LEOPARD that was going to eat your FACE in the FIRST 100 DAYS of the collapse of The Marshall Plan and the Rise of the Guantanamo Bay Deportees Baseball League.

Any güey, mister Macron… how about those fucking camels at The Pentagon, you might not have noticed but Jaguars used to do the law ethos in that polygon-e.

Actually, Donald, Ebony and Ivory is not on the BAD album… it’s on the “nappy-headed boy” anthology.

And no, ASSOCIATED PRESS, no… you don’t get to play with the other outlets because you insist on calling Louisiana’s hot sauce “Tabasco” instead of “Redneck Juice”.

If Alicia Caldwell is still at The AP in El Paso, TX, (UN-Dangling Participle goes here for PREMIUM users) now you know how it feels to be sent to play on the other side of the window where THE PRESS EAT CAKE, mister Macron. Where El Paso, Times, eats cake.

 

Political Kryptonite… Quick, Lois, to the Batcave!

You’re going to need a bigger Über, mensch. Lucky for you, Eye knows a guy.

I’ll Come for Your Emotional Rescue.

Emotional Rescue 🛟 💋… now in case y’all are wondering why Öüï is covering Elon Musk’s 🤫 failed attempt to bring back the Nazis from Natchez (MS) to Baden-Württemberg, Germany, it’s because the last official TELEGRAM between Germany and Mexico involved a STATE visit from the out-going Scholz and Wonder Women in Chapultepec, so Eye knows That MEXICO is on Merz agenda starting tomorrow, which will be right around The Midnight Hour in Hilo, Hawaii… you know, “An Ocean Away”, Issy—les—Zeppelin go HERE.

“We’ll sing it Man — We’ll be reversed.”

Jesus built my Monster…

The Fiend Works in Mysterious güeys. Take Michael Graves, one (if knot) the most Misfit of the bunch, if Only, —if Only, Doyle! If only Count Shockula wasn’t such a cunt about Saturday Morning cartoons. Nole haga caso a Danzig, the fellow has mommy issues. ☠️💀👻👹

Eht Neddibrof Enoz — Siht ECAPS Rof Tner.

Mainly Jesus on the Blue Star…
—Yeah, fuck it Chuck, pass
The Biscuits.

At the drive-in, United States movie🍿goers are pleased that lawmakers are finally looking out for movie ticket-buyer$ by putting forth legislation that forces the CONCESSIONS STAND to announce actual movie start times. Lawmakers promoting the legislative bill claim that movie theaters profit from the movie going experience at the expense of Johnny Fingerbang and Suzy Golf-club Grip.

M. Il Figlio del Secolo… Em# is for Mago 🪄 knot M.A.G.A..

No word if Americans actually care about the Putsch at Treasury and the dismantling of The XIII Original Colonies and the Frontier grab that followed, buckle your seatbelts… 🎢 🏟️ 🏗️ ,🏰 💥 👑

1 de febrero… When I’m 54

What a terrible start to BLACK HISTORY MONTH. It’s only been ten days since Donald John Trump regained the White House and Air Traffic is out of control.

Awesome turnaround from the Biden – Harris – Blinken Administration at 4 avenue Gabriel in Paris, France, where a non-emergency passport request had a 15-day turnaround, and that’s because of the in-transit delay. The passport was issued three work days after the unauthorized snapshot of the EXITING Administration. Don’t buckle your seatbelts, Donald Trump is nose diving The Eagle Down to the ground. Enjoy Your Retribution, “america“.

Under the Biden Administration all planes went towards Heaven and landed SAFELY. Under the low-energy administration of Donald John Trump, all planes seem to go to hell.

And DENMARK, if you are listening 🎧… if things go Trump’s way, there might get to be a 51st Page on U.S. Passports, so consider GREENLAND’s grab your cue to Call Article V on U.S..

Note to Ali VELSHI… The LEAR JET has been around since at least, AT LEAST!!! ALI VELSHO, since the Dark Side of The Moon, not since the MONEY 🤑 grabbing 1980’s. Say hello to my little friend, Alicia Maddow Brzezinski.

Saturday Night is Alright for Massacres…
only on TRMS

The Purge… and justice for all.

Please stand-by for The Saint Valentine’s RETRIBUTION.

But first!!!

Victory in GAZA… Hamas gets their Trumpian-style rally… En La Playa 👙! And in Paris, it’s the return of La Gentric who’s Expecting a little addition to the census, or something like that. Meanwhile across l’Huez and over the Alps of Oisans, Sonia Carneiro is boared 🐗 and without skis 🎿… looking for a güey to pass the time. It’s a little sketch Öüï likes to call:

Sonia Carneiro and the patterns of sin in the Alps… featuring Rémi y Los Lobos de Hautes 🐺 Alpes

Alimony all your money pay your bills

Joe Scarborough had the morning off, shoot! My apologies, Congressman, I was under the impression that youse a ‘redneck’, it turns out you are the product of a drunken French socialist… just imagine if MSNBC had a union, all of the STRIKE theys—off. Killer vacation time.

And that is not even counting the 30-day vacation and authorized SICK days and/or paternal leave.

Shamsud-Din Jabbar
was not radicalized by Isis,
Shamsud-Din Jabbar was marinated by the Texas Civil Courts and of course, Ken Paxton.

FBI… federal bureau of incompetence
In Las Vegas, Nevada,
Elon Musk is already trying to bury THE ENGINEERING MALPRACTICE EVIDENCE.

3:15 … John???

Livin’ lovin’ she’s just a woman, and the terrorist?  Born and groomed in Texas, ma’am! Born and groomed in Texas, heck! In the words of Luigi Mangione, “interesting”… why was there a little girl dancing on the streets at 0300 hours on Bourbon St?

Any how, why is the TESLA pseudo-truck not getting the PINTO treatment… does anybody remember the Pinto “boom” craze of the 1970’s?

And Zeppelin, goes here:

The Explosive Ford Pinto

Say what you will about the Ford Pinto, but unlike that FRAUD of a SUBSIDIZED “cybertruck”, the motherfucking Pinto had character and it was fun to ride, I reckon that the little ol’Pinto could reach places that the “cybertruck” didn’t even know existed.

But never mind the Pintos, Alicia Menendez, never mind those “pintos” because what Shamsud-Din Jabbar learned after he ETS’d³ out of the Cyber-unit that he so honorably served, is that once he traded his 🪖 BDU’s for the Century21 “Golden 🧥 Blazer” a CADRE of ambitious State prosecutors would bundle his divorce case just like slaughter houses bundle their farm animals for the cutting line, heck, Marty Robbins, i reckon that having an honorable discharge on your DD-214 is a bigger target sign for Post HOMELAND SECURITY ACT–hungry cops than stealing a horse from “Rosa’s Cantina” on the outskirts to the “Badlands” of New Mexico… and if you are the Legal adviser at the U.S. Consulate in Paris, France (Feb. 2021), yes Ambassador Brzezinski, the one next to mister Macron’s official résidence at the VIII Arrondissement, then ma’am, I know that you know what I am talking about.

When Öüï returns, i³ take a look at “The Champagne Brigade” of December 12, 2024 and I³ transpose that overlay with “The Mexican Supercop” Desperados⁸ Squad of 2013.

i³~. Armando Serrano~Prieto
I³~. Armando Segovia