Mean while… in British Summer Time, Pyongyang waves at STUPID AMERICANS

Dear, USA Today cutline writer… this is what a snapshot of a person waving his hand looks like, please be advised that all the fucking fingers are visible from a palm (of the hand) perspective.

The Wave. Please be advised that this is not, we [the staff] repeat that this is not a snapshot of a ‘Thumbs up’, nor the hand gesture of a ‘One–finger salute’, and dear USA Today cutline writer, this image does not show a dictator waving a ‘Peace sign’… coming up, Cousin Joe will show Ewe’all what a ‘One–finger salute’ looks like, and still to come, Lieutenant Kasey Hunt will be narrating the 16 hundred hours fútbol match—yeah, buddy!!! Ewe’r God–damned right that Lt. Hunt is a Trooper… she’s the Red Trooper, a Socialist at Heart, and she Knows IT, Cousin Joe.

When we return, Cousin Joe will metaphorically show you, dear, USA Today cutline writer, what a One–finger salute looks like, ok?

Spectacles. Rue de Seine, 75006.

TimeStamp: Tiny Dancer in Central Siren Time à Montreal… or some Canadian Jazz festival like that.

The Sidewinder ‘One–finger Salute’…

TimeStamp: One hour for game time… and the Sirens have already chosen their pick… it has a lot of percussion in it’s rhythm… Goooooo, Chucky!

Give a monkee a mirror and he’ll think he’s Dorian Gray, eh!

Good morning Y’all—today is Friday, the 11th of May of 2018, and the good thing about this Blog, ‘compadrito’, is that the 45th President of the united states, no lo lee; el muy PUTUS, ¡eh!

Dorian el mono… Yup, the good thing about this most inconsecuential blog is that Donald Trump doesn’t read this blog. In anycase, a very unorthodox strategy to get peace and three hostages released from the North Korean regime, congratulations, and what a move of bringing’em in at 03 hundred hours, Sir. Classy move; now motherfucker we [the people] hope that Ewe know how to play Sanyou Qi, or “Three Friends Chess,” eh!

Welcome… it’s time for The Mother of all Weekend Editions with Special Guest, Manuel Rodríguez Sánchez in the role of Adrien Brody.

There’s a loose bull in the sky, and Morante de La Puebla traded in his Traje de Luces and his Estoque for Orion the Hunter’s Greek Hoplite and a short sword para Cuadrarse en Close-Quarter Combat… toe–2–Tow—Baby! Toe—to—Toe, con El Toro orbital.


Glosario:

Coso: Bullring

Cuadrarse: When a combatant stands in front of the face of the opponent; on the other hand when the opponent stands still but firm.

Diestro: Any skilled practitioner of an art or a trade, but it is usually reseved for the Best Matadores of all time in bullfighting.

Estoque: A sword specifically designed for a Diestro that can strike a bull on the crest and drive it straight to the animal’s heart; in the wrong hands, the bull has to horns specifically designed to go into a belligerant human’s gut, or Culo.

Hoplite: Greeks warrior‘s outfit

Manolete: Best Diestro of los Cosos of the old school.

Morante de La Puebla: Lo mejor del actual momento en cualquier Ruedo.

Ruedo: Round or oval space where the bullfight takes place between Talking monkees and Mooing bovines.

Traje de luces: guess!