A sneek peek at the 97th Academy Awards opening scene

The scene, from a recently burned down movie theater in Toluca Lake denotes the mood of the good people of Silverlake and captures the state of things in the United States of America. Enjoy the musical. It’s sponsored by THE SILK ROAD and The American Nazi Party from Redlands, California.

Tonight’s feature is narrated by Orson Welles who is sitting on the shady side of Las Ventas, and who along with a bunch of Spaniards watches the grotesque sequence happening in front of their very eyes, citizen Kane is appalled, the bullfighter is fighting “Tijuana Orthodox Style” and the bull can’t stick. Henry Mancini leads la banda and the Plaza Judge just admonished mister Mancini for daring to open La Corrida with the Theme of The Pink Panther (the Mann’s 🏎️  Chinese Theatre version, no less) instead of Herb Albert’s “The Lonely Bull” bugle call.

Still to come, a kid shot his classmates today.