* Frank Ocean, of course, being the reincarnation of Frank Sinatra robbing one of Andy Garcia’s casinos in Sin City, U,S,A.
mientras tanto en Toronto
TimeStamp: minuto 65’
Mexico 2 — Corea del Sur 0
… mientras tanto en Washington, North Korea becomes a Nuclear threat for the Trump hotel. It’s not even the two week mark since Donald was praising Kim Jung il for being a very nice guy with his own people and now we are back at square… wait! are there any square zero left: ehhhhhhh PUTO?!?!?!
TimeStamp: minuto 90’
Mexico 2 — Corea del Sur 1
Mientras tanto en fip Central Station… it’s Uno à Cero
We [the staff] arrived late into the first half of the match, however, the Sirens kept the tally up to a delayed minute… and the score, tastes just like honey.
MINUTO 90’: INCREIBLE FINAL PARA EL PARTIDO Suecia vS. Alemania
Alemania 2 — Suecia 1
… Blueprints have been sketch en ese tipo de “tiros libres INDIRECTOS”, precisión Alemana. ¡Golazo! Si Suecia fuese un toro de lidia, la estocada hubiese sido FULMINANTE. ¡Golazo!
Good morning Y’all—today is Friday, the 11th of May of 2018, and the good thing about this Blog, ‘compadrito’, is that the 45th President of the united states, no lo lee; el muy PUTUS, ¡eh!
Dorian el mono… Yup, the good thing about this most inconsecuential blog is that Donald Trump doesn’t read this blog. In anycase, a very unorthodox strategy to get peace and three hostages released from the North Korean regime, congratulations, and what a move of bringing’em in at 03 hundred hours, Sir. Classy move; now motherfucker we [the people] hope that Ewe know how to play Sanyou Qi, or “Three Friends Chess,” eh!
Welcome… it’s time for The Mother of all Weekend Editions with Special Guest, Manuel Rodríguez Sánchez in the role of Adrien Brody.
There’s a loose bull in the sky, and Morante de La Puebla traded in his Traje de Luces and his Estoque for Orion the Hunter’s Greek Hoplite and a short sword para Cuadrarse en Close-Quarter Combat… toe–2–Tow—Baby! Toe—to—Toe, con El Toro orbital.
Cuadrarse: When a combatant stands in front of the face of the opponent; on the other hand when the opponent stands still but firm.
Diestro: Any skilled practitioner of an art or a trade, but it is usually reseved for the Best Matadores of all time in bullfighting.
Estoque: A sword specifically designed for a Diestro that can strike a bull on the crest and drive it straight to the animal’s heart; in the wrong hands, the bull has to horns specifically designed to go into a belligerant human’s gut, or Culo.
Hoplite: Greeks warrior‘s outfit
Manolete: Best Diestro of los Cosos of the old school.
Morante de La Puebla: Lo mejor del actual momento en cualquier Ruedo.
Ruedo: Round or oval space where the bullfight takes place between Talking monkees and Mooing bovines.