U.S. Congress : as irrelevant as a John Cougar Mellencamp album at Thrifty’s

Lonely Ol’night – Hurt $o Good 🏚️

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Little pink houses, eh? Does that deal come with white lemonade, Diane? I-tell-Ewe what Jack, you drop a Cherry bomb on that golden shitter and maybe, just maybe you can see Andrew Ross Sorkin do his “Hurt so good” face, Check It Out:

R.O.C.K. in The U.S.A. ☠️

 

Part of the Crumbling Down sessions in the deluxe edition of the Optimists Heartland Virulent Club Band 250th Anniversary.

This is what it sounds like when Dove 🧼 bars are expensive as fuck.