Monthly Archives: March 2025

Ten, Senate democrats. ¡Tengan! Give it a güey, give it a güey now

Where were we, güera?

I Don’t Practice Santeria, because Santeria is not a hobby.

Ah! Sí… yes, Alicia Menendez, “booooo” has the letter eight in it, and the spell-ing for that is, « hulero ».

And there it is ladies in Germany, assuming that ladies in Germany have been following The Great American Shutdown in the first place anyhow, the Senate capitulated to the demands of Donald John Trump and now Alexandria “occasionally cortés” in New York City has to start a new political party, or a squad, whichever is easier to manufacture.

It’s good for the heart, just take it 🗣️ take another piece of my crap.

All that Eye knows is that Mexico, yes that same Mexico that the fascists at the White House love to hate is currently providing the eggs that the United States president promised to the the “american” people during the campaign [last 🍁 Fall] in 2020.

Gonna grow some huevos from your roots.

Meanwhile back at The Ranch, it appears that Claudia Sheinbaum’s police chief, or something like that, is using the DACHAU defense when answering a question from the internet 🛜 regarding the new collection of narco fashion footware footwear in Guadalajara.

Booooooo.

Does Buuuu have an aitch? Who cares, Booooooo, Pablo Torre, Booooo!

Eddie Currents, reports.

Hulero, here’s what Tocqueville would tweet to Ewe, IP so FACTO!

So, fact! Alexis³ did not research in the nascent 13 Original Colonies so that Hamilton and his faggety Federalist Papers readership would place that nigger on a nº1 New Amsterdam List.

³~. Tocqueville owes me €5, so yes Pablo, sometimes i just call that Ancient Frog, “Ale”, considering that i met Tocqueville in one of those PRISONS THAT DONALD JOHN TRUMP refered to, TO THEY, at THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, of all “regimes”

Blackscreen Beat on The Ari Melber Show.

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Anyhow, Katie Phangs, nice Spectacles you got there, say hello to Alexis…

You don’t have the brows, Pablo… you don’t have Em# ☘️

Go to sleep, Stephanie… I Need You Tonight because it’s all in excess.

Tariff ON – Tariff OFF

Pablo Ef’d Around and… what’s the name of your podcast?

Tercía de putos* on MSNBC Sports. Mhé, Eye thinks that Öüï can’t hold Em#: Full House of plenty, and no. Today is 14/3 not 3/14 in CET. π-Day is on THIRD, April, —you fool.

And, π is out on third thanks to an observant first Base(head)man who noticed that the MSNBC’s tried to slip the π to the Home plate with the old Imperial 4.6666666666666666667, which happens to be the RECIPROCAL operation of the DIVISION of composite 14 and PRIME 3.

Pi was early and got tagged on Third. Any 🦉 hoot, head over to the concession stands because with the purchase of a Farmer Jon Hotdog you will also receive a Loving Spoonful of micro plastics on the purchase of Évry Pie… the worm in your brain will love it.

All Ewe gots’ is a RECIPROCAL 🥧 PIE, Cherry, thank you very much… good luck with the price hike on Canadian pie-crust pans for granny’s Apple crusts.

*~. 3 of a kind, and in honor of Selene Luna last night, it’s tercia de putos in the context of New York City sportscasters. Pablo, Dave, and The Bank of America’s wife, Mike Barnacle, are what the Hombres G in La Moncloa call una “tercia de reinas”.

Here is the Standard, Pablo Torre:

It is, THEY / Month / Jeer (motherfucker) Jeer!!!

Goooooooooo, Metric.

Over at “Who is wearing Al Pacino’s Serpico Wardrobe to THEY?” It’s WRASLE-MEDIA IV.

Dasha Burns is wearing Al Pacino’s jacket to they, and that ignorant slut looks hot and Dasha has The Market by the ropes, Dasha hits the bull on the rocky mountains and Dasha knees “what’s-his-face” on the clown nose. It’s World Wraslin’ TOWN HALL IN Asheville, North Carolina.Dasha alone is WRASLIN’ three motherfuckers, —en RELEVOS Australianos!!!

It’s Wraslin’ INXS, in-excess !!! Alicia Menendez.

I’m Lookin’ over some bars and a 29-leaf 🌴

If you insist 🍀

In 7 Minutes… Mhé, las trenzas de Lorraine me gustan más, right now the Very French boycotted The Colonel and las belgas de Héléne don’t care.

  • Olson Johnson: All right… we’ll give some land to the niggers and the chinks. But we don’t want the Irish!
  • [everyone complains]
  • Olson Johnson: Aw, prairie shit… Everybody!
  • [everyone rejoices]

And starring as Bridgette Jones… Stéphanie Menou³

³~. Based on a parallel process.

Flora Desértica en Normandy.

And if your name is Johanne Poisson you just need to change the Bercy for The Georges Pompidou at Ballard, Knot Paris-Centre, and the OFFI for CITÉ.

Anyhow and because you are worth it, L’Oréal just fired their housekeeper, Ilon Specht.

Summer-Time … AMAterial, amat-erial, a material girl… for the record, you make OYSTERS look good, and like Miss Piggy at the I.R.S., youse the Ex-ception to BERCY.

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Señora CARMEN Lira³ de en La Jornada: ketchup, señora, KETCH-up, —get it?

³~. SAADE. Carmen Lira SAADE. Le diría que no SE me ápendeje ni se me quede atrás, pero luego sus intelectuales en Paris 1 Panthéon-Sorbonne me fruncirián más (mucho más) que su puta FRENTE (la de los intelectuales del progreso mexicano en x vernissage de algún HARTSTA en la Maison de l’América en la tina en Saint-Germaine-des-Prés).

Bodily Fluids en La Jornada and a white-headed Che Guevara wearing a suit.

Mmmm… pues:

Évry body’s talking ’bout
(Pop, pop, pop music)
(Pop, pop, pop music)
(Pop, pop, pop music)
(Shubi-doobie-wha)
Pop music 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶

Issy-doña-Carmen, y sí… Dr. Wennodis told you and doña Vilma about Kubric way back in Sicilia’s days… remember SICILIA en La Madelaine, doña Carmen? Of course not. That would be unbecoming for Armando Tejada en El Universo de Ana Anabotarte en Madrid o del señor colombiano en la AFP (vecino de Gleason en “Italie 2”) por cierto la última vez que un mandatario mexicano, Claudia Sheinbaum en este caso, llena El ZÓCALO como fue cuando lo hizo Díaz Ordaz en el ’68.

12 de marzo, NACIMIENTO de Gustavo Díaz Ordaz, héroe de los Juegos Olimpicos del Verano/Otoño de 1968 ✊🏿. Jueves de CORPUS follows.

Les doléances de Doliprane — Adventures in Trans-literation

The ⚽ Dream ⚽ is ⚽ Over, Cousin Joe. The Dream is Over. Paris S-G obliterated the beatles in their own cave, but don’t worry Cousin Joe, we will always have BARCELONNETTE, y El Puerto de Liverpool en El Zócalo de Sheinbaum… look it up Cousin Joe, look it up and then take your Shoe👟Shine Box to Sanborns🦉🦉🦉 but don’t you step on Cousin Joe’s preppy toe-jam’d loafers³, infection is sure to follow.

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Côte d’Or Jordan’s Basket Case. First, world problems en BREF.

³~. More on Joe’s Spores and The Sexual Fungi Band after a word from our sponsors.

Welcome, to another edition of Adventures in Transliteration and in-Ter-pret-ey—shion, but first!

It’s Your Life, Psycho.
followed by
Le Face-Á–Face
🪶
chez Léopards

Most French people think that they have a sense of humor, en “Bref” they find « The Triomphe de Will » a tragedy.

You Mean Mika, like ella in New York or like Jordan’s Dirty Baskets at BFMTV?

Any 🦉 hoot, some say that “you never trust a big butt and a Smile”… but speaking of similes, If, you practice what Freud preached, and you can’t cover your mark of Cain with your sleeves, —you might be a Redneck; or a freak. In any case or escenario, “don’t worry, be happy ». Du-duh-DHOO-Du-Duh —dude_two-doux-do-do.

And, Eye quotes, “Do—dew-Dududu.

Today’s synchronicity is brought to you by the UU dolls via http and the internets.

Happy Warriors needed in upcoming Crusade, The year is … 1088 C.E. and Terry Jones is in Rome to witness the start of Pope Urban nº2 controversial Bull Proposal during THE CONCLAVE regarding Project 2025, unofficially called in that epoch by consensus:

The Crusades

If not for Julius, do it for ROME, because Roma, Roma es Amor.

Mad about how The French taunted the English in Liverpool? Don’t depress join The Crusades!!! Leave your happy worries in Penny Lane and kill Arabs while staying in Luxury Gaza at a Trump Hotel Casino and Resort.

Dear, Lorne Michaels… do you have the balls needed to answer this bluff³?

³~. I’m Sirius and you are “Live From New York… ».

Car•ma KamElon by The Culture Club.

“Please Add Mel Gibson to This List”

God Bless Luigi Mangione. A true South African and the American hero that Washington needs, because Mad Max has gone “CUNT-ry” again.

Mel Gibson has not been Australian since he joined Cartman’s Capitol Gang.

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It ain’t necessary 9 a.m. in Hilo, Hawaii 🛫

Please standby for time adjustment turbulence while Tulsi Gabbard reads Elon Musk’s moves while Marco Rubio is exercising on the hamster wheel 🎡.

Eye reckoned that, It Ain’t Necessarily ZoSo. Now go get your ShoeShine Box, bolero… and PASS this message to Raquel: bitch better have my Alimony.

It’s been a long time since the rock and roll …

IV

Over at El Espinazo del Diablo, en Durango, “tariff turism” crashed with a loose tractor trailer and la N’vidia de Elon Musk went on Kudlow’s Fox.

The Immigrant Song… going to the Hotel California.

 

Over at the U.N. Security Council, it’s the Wall Street Comedy Show, featuring The Tesla Chainsaw Sell-Off.

Issy—les—Rednecks

That’s right Elon, you’re not from Texas and in the next segment I (Armando Segovia) switch the joke to Monterrey, Nuevo León, because you might get a selfie with a governor that was all NECK and no SPINE, but that doesn’t make your electric ego “regio”, nada mas por decir.

With that in mind… ¹If you, as a high-ranking government official and/or executive body leader of any-giving-country on this Earth, ²bent over backwards to entice Telsa to invest in your political campaign, at the expense of your local natural resources, or your constituent’s showering habits, ³~. You might be a redneck.

But Siria-U.S.-Lee, why is The Saudi Crowned Prince in Saudi Arabia not talking about yesterday’s purge of Eastern Jesus Freaks? Why Kier Simmons, why?

It doesn’t matter, the Philippines now have the distinction of having a former president arrested by the World Cup cops.