Monthly Archives: March 2025

17 Minutes into the Morning Mika Show, Hardball is allowed to playball

Can someone please put Joe to sleep, and please make sure that he is not in the Jon Bonham position, we want him to enjoy the 2025 Baseball Season.

Meh. Musical Guest… Chucho Bald es!

For those who might have missed Chris Matthews face just as Cousins Joe was talking about meeting Paul McCartney’s grand papá on the set of a Hard Trip To Omaha at Night or something like that, this is what Chris Hardball’s face looked like  from our angle in Paris.

Jingle Bells and Conga Skins.

With Joe out of the way… it’s the bottom of the fifth and Winter is about to go BaiBai on Sayonara Airlines, and Spring is sprouting literally out of the ground, if youse watching in real time don’t mind the fluorescent glow emanating from the mound, that’s just Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant‘s placement ad.

Armando Rumbas

Yo no sé si tenga ‘mor la eternidad pero aquí y en Roma there’s something about October. Imagine that.

Nosotros, los andariegos… knot in that particular order but that was basically the end entre Nosotros and the start of Ramble On, en versión de Cuba.

Let Mí guess… youse all shook up, nice, buy Tupperware next time

It’s just an aftershock from Japan ⚾ and, IT!, arrived via Al-sace, and so… 🪄🎩 Al Sace el precio del óleo 🛢️⛽… and still to come, Al-sace los Brazos, Lorena, estó es un asalto, git’Em# up 🙆🏼‍♀️ ¡Alto! más alto—up high.

Prima Vera’s Eve … get higher baby… aquí huele a Templars.

Alzar, verbo transitivo (conjugué comme à l’amour if youse two happen to be Cultivated Psychos in Cape Fear, where Max Cady is seeing double) any 🦉hoot, brujas, never mind The ZETAS, Tabasco is about to be occupied by El Diablo 😈.

 

Las fallas de Lorraine. Goooooo, Dodgers.

 

🫵🏽 Un ah-plausito por el amor de dios 👏

On our next segment, “Ewe lookin’ at Mí ? », don’t look at Mí Eye told youse to go with Tupper.

🦟🦟🦟

— Bada-bing, ba-Dum—Tishhhhhh 🥁 goes 🫟

Pass the Tabasco, Psycho.

Come on, Fockers. Ketch up.

 

Ichi Ban, Cousin Joe, Ichi Ban… you want words?

“You can’t handle the words!”

Oh, Happy Theys!

Cara Mellow leaves behind a windy mound and a bunch of sad little Cubs.

One cub down, about 30-40 or 9-to-10 depending on who Chicago asks, to go. One thing for sure is that if you find yourself in the woods between France and Spain, and it’s either you or the bear, kill yourself because if you should (in a very unlikely hypothetical scenario) survive and the bear ends up dead, a judge will throw you in jail and take your firstborn. Unless you are Donald Trump, because Donald John Trump can kill or send Smoky The Bear to El Salvador after beating, raping, and then killing the fucking bear and multi-ethnic hillbillies will clap 👏 clap 👏.

In Washington, Scarborough brought Ritchie Cunningham out of the 1950’s in The Nixon Era and Howard Cosell is nowhere to be found. The Monkees will have none of that Kennedy Center dump, and Pablo Torre took the day off.

Goooooo, Dodgers.

Fight For Glory, is now in diners in Milwaukee.

Remember Durango, Larry? Well nevermind that shit here comes Vera Cruz

Flavieflaflamentally speaking she did squeezed Chuck’s lemons, so Zeppelin probably goes here but Öüï’s not 2-sure about a collarless jailbird jean jacket, but being that The Republic went from Lafayette to Himmler in less than a trip to Mars, my guess is that Chuck could very well be singing, Duh!!! —Promised 🇮🇱 Reich.

Flavieflaflamentally speaking she squeezed Chuck’s lemons. Eye just can’t say and/or stress that enough.

Goooooo, Dodgers.

🪄 Gaita Frenética  🎩…
Vamos al fandango
🫵🏽

Note to editors 🐶…
Pay attention perros,
After the bridge, Wee’s gonna cover
The Birth of Corn Dog 🐕

Vizorek is not funny: said the werewolves, terrible comedian, une minute de silence, France Tú killed the funnies in Moulineaux.

En México hoy hay PUENTE por los Óleos del Tata. Sin EMBARGO (no pun intended, Animal Político) las remesas gave more, a lot more, and unless Elon Musk extinguished your USAid “terror-dollars” (Animal Político)… dangling participle goes here… [A]nd if you know who Brian Lesko is, then you know that Brian Lesko was the shit.

Bailemos la Gaité … yo poncho y jorrobo tú corsé y corpiño 👅

Sopht-porn lover and part-time French politician demands that Columbia returns Lady Liberty to its rightful place, The Suez Canal 🗽, or Egypt if La Gaité Lyrique is occupied by ‘the masses’.

 

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Mes… tizo : humos mios

Breaking “48-hour jackbooted” raids update:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /l-heritage-indelebile-de-wayne-shorter–

“Not Authorized to SAY”. It’s in EL SALVADOR’s  private security HELL’s hand… cuffs, now.

 

The F.B.I. and the District of Columbia Police Department are working in UNISON (together, people,) to shutdown by-the-AUTHORITY granted by The Department of Elon “fanged letter T” Musk, private Institutes that promote world peace.

My Own Private “El Salvador³”

Deer, Blon Metzinger… normally Eye leaves your little “Mystery Van” rip-off alone but this time your colleague at 7 ordered some eggs and left the Fonda without paying, so… Öüï just want you to know that Eye does not practice Santeria but Öüï can’t have Kalten-Porten Bach running away with our huevos so Macumba is going to put a spell on her, and little ol’Eye can only do that with miss Tizos.

³~. Not associated with The Church of Latter Days Saints or any other religious organization, this so-called “El Salvador” is a whole DIFFERENT SCIENTOLOGY-level DEATH ☠️ CULT.

Going down to South Park.

White people dreams, they Tüc our jobs…

Emilia Blon Metzinger stars as the Smoking Hot Mestiza in White… and then she went skateboarding.

 

El Salvador… persona que alimenta puercos con salvado

¡Qué huevos!!! Marjo. ¿Qué short-order eggs? !No short-order cooks here!!! Only Continental hard-bolied salty yolks.

TROCHIL de Trump bran. S.A. de C.V.

 

It’s not a coup 🪖🫵🏽🍳🛬

A closer look

Tattoo you?

Once upon a time in America, the king was mad with cystiCERCOsis.

Anyhow, I Saw 🪚 Ewe’r Echo 🗣️ mode, tubérculo 🍠

Check this out, Pablo Torre:

“I Saw Ewe in Half”, starring Sophia Loren as La Diva Donna.

The oldest act in the magician’s box 🎩🪄

… you don’t need Professor Meachum, Jon Lemire to tell you WHAT’S NEXT, or how Columbia University grads should decipher this, our American “moment” in history, but Jon Meachum (that son of a bitch) is right, and this is why THE DICTIONARIES aligned in Europe and commissioned la R.A.E. to come up with the WORD for too, they, Jonathan A.P., for they too is this word even if hillbillies like the U.S. Vice-président doesn’t know how to read, or write ✍️ according to his own people in The Appalachians who don’t recognize that fucking hick with jackboots and an Iron ☠️ Cross tattooed in his lower back… J.D. Vance is such a little tramp.

En descanso 🪖…

Basic Training…

1. Receive the mission

Please stand-by for troop- leading procedures.

2. Issue a warning order

Djan who?

3. Make a tentative omelette…

Check your codex at the threshold

Check your codex at the threshold

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Here comes the sun, do-do-Dew-do (1x), and Eye says, it’s alright do-dhu-do (3x)—Do-do_do-dew-do.

American Paparazzi Magazine, Spring 2025 Vol. 1

In Paris, France.

In Paris, France. Invented by Canadians and not the Very French (for a fucking change) the EGG CARTON or egg-box, if you like to eat Em# “de-dos-en-dos³”, can come in handy in them United States now that eggs are a thing for the DOGE class and not the stupid Americans who eat breakfast burritos at the work site.

³~. Ode to Manolo “Lora” Muñoz.

Breaking Moments of Steele 🍳 S’kill It!
Skills and huevos…

Best Benedict Arnold Ever – The Brady Bunch… Marsha, Marsha, Trump!

Whipped into a FROTH, are Ewe?
All Ewe Needs Is
Y O L K…

Now to be perfectly clear, fuck Canada when it comes to mining operations south of Phelps-Dodge in El Paso, Texas, but right now Eye is going to need all of the eggs in that basket to make some huevos revueltos con el piano italiano de Alicia Menendez. It’s an old MUSSOLINI recipe.

Huevos rancheros to come.

Seen at La Seine _ Bob Plant

American Paparazzi Magazine.

Traveling Riverside Blues in Zambia³

Eggs Benedict with squeezed lemon juice.

 

After the success of Becoming Led Zeppelin, Bob Plant was seen at The Maslow on the Right Bank, Bob was seen with a new batch of groupies waiting for brunch to arrive.

⛰️
The
MASLOW
known here as
E l   M o r e   B a j o
Hierarchy of Needs Pyramid

 

Six New Groupies are not how The Beatles paint Em#.

 

Not far from there, across the street really, Bob and the Six New Groupies took time to drop some acid and see the place where Carmen told Gojira how it is.

River ‘dies’ after massive acidic WASTE SPILL at Chinese-owned copper mine³

🦗🦗🦗🦗… It’s Crickits for Ewe. And then Bob went Skateboarding.