Ladies in Gemini: The Gravy Train on a £ear Jet:
Yada, yada, ding-dong goes here…
Playball!!! 🗣 ⚾️⚾️
Lorem Loera follows with a dash of GiBo-París… but FO’ist, i inform Donnie Deutsch (that motherfucker), that a Rubiks’es Cube has a solution (punto y coma)…
and after the break, The Reverend Kasie Hunt explains to Le Figaro (today’s front cover) that objects are closer than they appear (tome y repita) and Jeremy Peters, please relay to your editorial board that el mundo de Le Monde has no appetite for today’s side column about how POTUS 46 should stop telling China: come caca y no me des*… and like that, a Rosbif (⚽️) turns The Reverend Kasie Hunt into the church of Mheee, a cult of Soccer Moms from Ohio hellbent on synchronizing Jan. 6, 2021 with a Softball game that is just about to start the bottom of the FO’ist!
While that brews for tea time with a fake Alabama blind choir Situation Room jock, over at La Place de Saint-Michel, bookshelves are Protesting the lack of reading material on a New York Times reportes personal library. Empty Racks, Mr. Scmidt is no way to deliver all the Knowns That Fit.
After the Gravy Train on a Lear Jet [ £ ] it’s Papers in Cages, starring The New York Times International Edition .:. C1FE0D96-2A9D-460D-8E2A-DD8511758203 .:. ISSY, don “Palabras” de la Premier League across the pond, that Mug of yours most ZO’itanly screams “mind guerrilla” in “The Situation” shore… jeez whiz, mr. Govn’r you sure is a naughty one making Mika blush behind the COI’tans.
But WAIT!!! Geoff Benice put LA PUNDITA back into the toothpaste container, ahhhhhhh!!! C’mon, Man! You’re not even a morning person and you most ZO’irtanly don’t fit the New Jersey type, you sir look more like an Ohio’an-ese.
This pundit has not been rated, yet .:. DC02870C-4645-4B31-9F50-35ACAF888307 .:. Squeeze her out, Benice, squeeze La Pundita out of that toothpaste tube 🧞♀️And, Cousin Joe, it’s one thing to have, “Oh, Hey Hallie Jackson, duke it out with La Pundita on the same time-slot, but Benice!? Come’on Man!
But speaking of RACKs… NIKE unveils it’s new Spring Break sports Bra, bro! Check it out, its a LIFT-er-Upper, “and One, and One, and WAN is TREE”, yeah, Buddy.
Who’s afraid of The Pub? .:. F2EF8D8A-B6AD-4364-AD3E-937DBD336D76 .:. KNOT Mí, D.A.T.’s WHO, ese.
One Nine : One Five… El Chuco forever (area code), period!