Who Ewe Gonna Call? 👉🏼 Armando!

Louder 🫰🏼

 

Any 🦉 hoot, Alix… bustin’ makes Mí feel gööd, and that there Antoine Bos on The Marjo Porten-kalten Petit🎩 Roberts🪄 Show  tiene razón y no anda muy sesgado de los Legos™ on account that the pieces of each entry on this most non-consequential blog all interlock to-GET-her with a ± tolerance of 6º of Kevin Bacon.

Word Slam Jam Spoken Here, and they are all a bunch of BITCHES.

And, Reverend Al… home is where Eye wants to be… but then my PRIMA told Mí that Eye ain’t got nobody, on account that Öüï’s just a Gigolo 📎

My, Nigga… the Reverend Al Sharpton — Viva La Bagagerie, Fuck La France 🇨🇵

1. Fuck La France 🇨🇵 y Toi Aussie 🇦🇺

and for the record

Context Follows >>>

 

2. In Washington, Governor Chris Krispy just secured a regular slot on the Morjo Show, with a minimal Joe Scarborough rider on the contract. It’s Slap-Stick Politics with a crack pipe.

3. In Paris à La Villette, Babylon is going to Babylon, but instead of plain ol’Coq they are all going to suck dick at the after party, —it’s what they do, they suck Coq 🐓.

Fo’ :

… AMY, AMY, AMY!!! Nevermind Barnicle, he’s a ”cachirulo“ in the Mexican Indian Command league.

… And fo’ Da’record jump to mañana. Ewe coq au vin lover 🐓

This is me

But first, Öüï’s all access now and someone has a little dimple on his/her justifications.

… 🎶 We are the world, yada, yada, children ✌🏾… Don’t Be A Nigger, nigga

Aunque te de la Ghana… 🪖🪖🪖

Oh,boy. Screenshot follows

‘member now Junior, “it’s just a game… pass the curry, Bird »

Church’s Chicken on FIP dot fr

Couldn’t you ROSBIffs cock suckers sent him instead to RWANDA!

In local news, and to celebrate the FIASCO of the 45TH term of “Liberty of the Press” in Them UNITED STATES OF AL SHARPTON… a ROME lover sent a guy who TOLD YOU SO to the PENN.

It’s a WORD opera in the LAND of OPRAH LA noir.

It’s Another Festevus Miracle…
Liz CHeney and Mike PEnce get a free lunch card
and some guy named Julian in London…
gets the
Nigger of The World Award

Happy Juneteenth 2022, Reverend Al Sharpton.

Hey!
Yo también me olvide de vivir.

You get a KAR
You get a KAR
You get a KAR
You get a KAR
You get a KAR

and you sir, and/or madam
you two, also get a a KAR.
It’s a Mini just like the one your MOTHER had, ISSY, it’s better than the POLO from VANIA®.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /pixels /article /2022 /06 /17 /londres-approuve-l-extradition-de-julian-assange-aux-etats-unis _6130794 _4408996 .html

da’fuck happened to my bucket of chicken…
Question Mark, that motherfucker!
In SPAIN that cock sucker is the fellow MARCOS…
always framing something or someone.

Any how, America…

You Give Macron a bad name. And Zilinski, fuck NATO, go to the NRA and tell those cock suckers that Ukraine wants to shoot a church… In time.

.And, without further to do, ladies in Gemini: ELVIS Presley

After the break, Our Patron Saint, —El Buen Patrón— la référence, some might say in less than Six Degrees of “Hot Chilli Peppers in the Blistering sun”, mister Kevin Bacon.

And Eye, quotes:

No Nena TuTe’quívocaz
nunca te KoNoSí en La Playa-ya-ya!

Naturalize mis AguaKates, mister avocat

Yo No Me Llamo Javier by Los Toreros Muertos de Chile.

🥑

 

{and} Reverend Al… this is why Öüï is not invited to parties

Does anybody remember, “Mission Accomplished!” ?.

It’s kind’ah sort’ah like D.A.T. but wit, Eye might add (before, IT!, is outlawed) “The Audacity of Hope” en La France de Gall.

After THEE 7th inning stretch, Futuro Pelo meets Futuro Media en Rivoli.

{and} Rev. Mara, maybe Eye saw a twisted angle on that frame when attorney Crumb went on a riff and demanded to put FORTH the PROPOSITION, that Willie Geist can petition Bill Murray with P.R…. petition, Bill Murray, with P.R…. PETITION BILL MURRAY WITH P.R.

EWE CANNOT PETITION BILL MURRAY WITH PUBLIC RELATIONS. And here is why, newly ordained Deacon(esse) Gay, check it out:

Rock – Paper – Wood.
To really get the feel of Mister Petty, you have to play the video with the volume all the way up. To get your blood boiling, hear the kid scream in terror.

Because Eye believes that Doña María Hinojosa on the Jonathan Sunday Show¹  is not silly when she noted that The Administration had the chance “to go and hug Haitians” in Tijuana, instead, El Paso, Texas, was graced with Mme. Vice-president visit to University Drive ⛏️, period 🐰

And, Santísima Mara de Los Times, all that Eye is observing is that while all of our thoughts and prayers go to the Ukrainian resistance en Saint-Germain des_près, please be advised that Öüï is aware of them “editorial redlines” on The Reverend Al Sharpton Show.

When Ewe Wished upon a Star.

What a way to extinguish 🧯 a parallel! GawDDamned. Mi is most certainly impressed and must note that that Mehdi Hasan on the All-In Show before The Rachel Maddow Show is on to something bringing out the Censorship of Quadratic Equations in Texas. Eye mean look again, Mara Gay, the good Reverend Al extinguished a parallel between what continues to happen in America when x = black, and all the power is on Police Unions.

What’s wrong, Mara Gay, with the riff that Attorney Crumb was juxtaposing when he borrowed any given Ukrainian and placing s/he, in the front-leaning position under the weight of an American police officer and a bullet to the back of his {or} her memory pack?

¹.~ https ://www .msnbc .com /the-sunday-show /watch /democrats-are-having-second-thoughts-about-president-biden-ending-title-42-137903173588

Fuck you, Joe Scarborough… Ewe fo’

🐏… Fo’ken foo’… Orange ties are just stooopid, Mayor. It’s not even a match, orange ties vS. Gold Men’s Accessories, not even a Match. And Adrienne Elrod, you are wearing the wrong shade of naranja dulceLimón Partido½.

Have a cigar… it’s not even breaking news anymore… this is why the Boston Floyds moved to Marseille… ask, Scarlett!!! she used to Vee the old VEEP, but everyone knows her as Elaine Benes¼.

¼.~ https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Louis_Louis-Dreyfus

And, Reverend Al… glad to hear that you talked to the Superbowl committee; glad to hear that you told them “Pilgrims”, what you negros would do NEXT YEAR…
if the LEAGUE of indian nations, zoological tribes, and guilded trades logos on an American football helmet would not cede TERRITORIES, {AND/OR} FULL OWNERSHIP of an acre and a fucking stable of stubborn mules {AND/OR} other assorted FARM animals.

But, as Ewe already knows, Reverend Al, a more EspecThraCular way to speak to Donnie Deutsch and his Advertising empire buddies is to have both of the teams this coming Sunday in El Ey, kneel down during the mandatory Jimi Hendrix’s-es-ese version of the American Anthem: DOWN IN MEXICO, and then… once the Mariachi de Oro Juvenil finishes with the PASO doble, Walk The Fuck out of the Field in protest.

Naturally, that would be as Public ⊗ Enemy used to say… HARDER THAN YOU turn onto Exit M7 West (Babylon Turnpike and Roosevelt↵), even this year’s “theme song” is supposed to be like « [T]he Rolling Stones of the rap game, KNOT bragging… »

And Chucky-boooiy, that opening line is of course, Ringo, not Jagger…

{AND} Eye quotes with a Cue:
” What, goes on!…» is the ?

Gazpacho delivery services brought to Ewe, by a BOWL about nothing³.

³.~ That’s Gold, Garcetti! GOLD, AU!!! and here’s ANOTHER THING that Ewe may or may Knot Bee a Ware(W)o(L)f:

Check this out ⇒ here’s the play:

1.~ Ewe takes the AFT out of AB, ∴ that turns the round into a spent CAP on that Tiger’s ass.

https ://www .quora .com /Why-cant-the-aft-cap-on-tank-rounds-be-made-out-of-combustible-material

2.~ With the AFT out of the way, load another Round, this time Fire-Fire H.E.A.T and deliver a WARM PURE(é) de VAL with LIMA’s address on it. Bee Vegui Vegui carefull, because GENERAL DYNAMICS has the homefield advantage in Long Beach, which is just a piss-splash away from Inglewood and the LAX.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Lima_Army_Tank_Plant

3.~ Wait fo’IT!, wait.

Full DISNEY-grade Disclosure:
If you are easily offended by the fact that Ohio’s residents (from the Rock and Roll hall of fame) moved to El Ey, then Öüï suggests that you take your non-reading following elsewere, like say, Nantucket… where a French génie, dit Molière, is all the rage at, ‘iced-coffee, gazpacho sippin’, Today show viewing‘ retirement homes.

It’s called gravity and it doesn’t need GRAVITAS, period, plop!

½.~ Lima exprimida.

And, Adrianne Elgüey… Dick ChEney is no güey to bring Creedence to Liz…
with that in mind, I, Armando Segovia, am not going to compare the former Vice-President to Reinhard Heydrich, but then Reinhard didn’t mastermind the last 30 years, since like Nirvana was a thing.

Ned Lamont… Can Ewe hear Mi now? Connect Eye Cut.

Yada, yada, dada

Stanley Kubric’s… La Vache

And in Hilo, Hawaii — It’s Saturday Night

And at Ringside, The most Mexican of all the reverends in Washington, the one and only, The Reverend Al Sharpton is celebrating his 46th Birthday party, for a 98 year-old man The Reverend Al Sharpton is looking younger than Eva’.

In Paname, it’s Sunday Morning

Ahora cuéntame una de vaqueros

Ahora cuéntame una de vaqueros, Lucky Luc 📐 52229DCD-44C8-4777-BCD0-AFE716802E80 ⚖️ The good thing about this most non–consequential blog-presse is D.A.T. no one is keeping score.

And you know that next to Lillith, Zoe’s is the oldest ov’Bemol, yeah Buddy.

In Independent News, the Mexican Supreme Court spoke (6 to 5 decision) and NANTERRE (🇫🇷) responded InKind:

https ://noticias .uol .com .br /ultimas-noticias/afp/2020/10/01/suprema-corte-do-mexico-endossa-referendo-sobre-julgamento-de-ex-presidentes .htm

From the top: FAROS A LA DISTANCIA

From the top: FAROS A LA DISTANCIA 🗺 F38AA6B4-4073-4F14-B43B-3851FCCAE995 🇫🇷 … [N]ever mind the “Monaco” quid pro quo allegations because for many many years that particular kingdom has been a sort of “back yard” to many many citizens of the European Union, kind of what Mexico is, for the American medical insurance industry, cest a dire, BRONTIS a la préfecture de police, “what happens in Monaco, stays in Monte Carlo.”

YADA, Yada, yada…

… Jump to the Monday morning edition of this most non–consequential blog-presse to read a little bit more about this Cabo and other Knots.

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They call it Bloody Tuesday

They call it Bloody Tuesday 🗳 485F1562-262C-4152-ADC3-99C44910B474 🗺 … [B]ecause it’s named after MARS, but Friday is Just as Bad.

Let’s Rock this Bitch.

In local news – The French extend vacation days for lepes

And in Waco, Texas… voting places were systematically closed and voting machines have some sort of a virus or snafu in Houston.

… And in Washington, the Associated Press is obsessed with how short Bloomberg tallied, and Cousin Joe is as giddy as a Truman voter on Nov. 3rd of 48′. Over at the National Action Network, the Reverend Al Sharpton just read Chuck D a Yesterday obituary.

Inside the Pundit's Studio

Inside the Pundit’s Studio .:. 7431D6A2-8B68-451A-B11B-5DDFA32CB098

Oh, the humanity, someone put Kornacki in a little box, over on Days of Our Lives The Sheriff just riveted the crowd with a solo act:

He's just crazy enough to do it

— He’s just crazy enough to do it .:. 8A81A00E-2E3B-48DE-9EBB-BF8EC3DC88CB 🐎

—“Isn’t anybody gonna help that poor man?”

— “Do what he says, do What He Says!!!

Meanwhile in El Ey

Meanwhile in El Ey .:. 8C056DE8-EB5B-473B-9370-60DF9DBE0C1C The Los Angeles County board was more interested in 2017/18 in fixating Silver Lake on Them Greek Olympics billboards than on them Beaners on Olympic voting boards. /// And as bonafide «Beaner en el Exterior; Central Nato Time; S.V.P. » Eye approves this message.

— Hush, Harriett! That’s a sure way to get him killed.

Coming up in the Programming,
a monologue for the Reverend Al Sharpton
and a review of the Recollections of A.M. Joy in Selma
as these happend in reel-time.