Tag Archives: Relevos Australianos

You don’t have the brows, Pablo… you don’t have Em# ☘️

Go to sleep, Stephanie… I Need You Tonight because it’s all in excess.

Tariff ON – Tariff OFF

Pablo Ef’d Around and… what’s the name of your podcast?

Tercía de putos* on MSNBC Sports. Mhé, Eye thinks that Öüï can’t hold Em#: Full House of plenty, and no. Today is 14/3 not 3/14 in CET. π-Day is on THIRD, April, —you fool.

And, π is out on third thanks to an observant first Base(head)man who noticed that the MSNBC’s tried to slip the π to the Home plate with the old Imperial 4.6666666666666666667, which happens to be the RECIPROCAL operation of the DIVISION of composite 14 and PRIME 3.

Pi was early and got tagged on Third. Any 🦉 hoot, head over to the concession stands because with the purchase of a Farmer Jon Hotdog you will also receive a Loving Spoonful of micro plastics on the purchase of Évry Pie… the worm in your brain will love it.

All Ewe gots’ is a RECIPROCAL 🥧 PIE, Cherry, thank you very much… good luck with the price hike on Canadian pie-crust pans for granny’s Apple crusts.

*~. 3 of a kind, and in honor of Selene Luna last night, it’s tercia de putos in the context of New York City sportscasters. Pablo, Dave, and The Bank of America’s wife, Mike Barnacle, are what the Hombres G in La Moncloa call una “tercia de reinas”.

Here is the Standard, Pablo Torre:

It is, THEY / Month / Jeer (motherfucker) Jeer!!!

Goooooooooo, Metric.

Over at “Who is wearing Al Pacino’s Serpico Wardrobe to THEY?” It’s WRASLE-MEDIA IV.

Dasha Burns is wearing Al Pacino’s jacket to they, and that ignorant slut looks hot and Dasha has The Market by the ropes, Dasha hits the bull on the rocky mountains and Dasha knees “what’s-his-face” on the clown nose. It’s World Wraslin’ TOWN HALL IN Asheville, North Carolina.Dasha alone is WRASLIN’ three motherfuckers, —en RELEVOS Australianos!!!

It’s Wraslin’ INXS, in-excess !!! Alicia Menendez.

Oh, hey! Negrita, meet “La Gata“ de Mi Vida Loca

Previously on Los Hilos de SASHA and Los Frenos de Mika…

Churubusco-Los Pinos presentan en todo su sonorense estado de esplendor :
Lo negro (👮🏽‍♂️) del ‘Pillo [🤴🏻] JoLoPo:

Populist anthem is courtesy of fonovisa (Miami).

Oh, Hey! Negrita, nice to hear that you finally went ahead and verified that D.A.R.E. is such a thing as a B.C.S. (Check here, here*, y aquí to know that i’ve seen the Canícula MooVie, Aussie).

Over at the MONTRE-MOI State of MO…⤵️

* Congresswoman Cori Bush from Missouri (not the Ozarcks)… and Negrita (JoyAnne ReidOut) please be advised that going through life “TEXTING” your way out of an eviction moratorium crisis is no way to go through an interview with a woman who slept on the steps of The Capitol while you and your buddies where going Wabo in Cabo… kind of like telegraphing to El Primer Torero Porno that you is in SOLidarity with his historical hunger strike outside of la MONUMENTAL DE FIGUERAS (home of the melting surrealists) while eating a t-bone steak in the process of sending that telegraph and, with no WESTERN UNION remesas attached (punto y coma) it is for this reason, Ms. Reid that instead of featuring  EWE next to the good representative from Missouri (home of the KIDNAPPED NETHERLANDS 🇱🇺 FLAG!!!) , the staff here selected a more fitting frame to start today’s final draft to the finish line. Bon appetite you Tú 🥩.

Anyhow Ms. Reid, and please, please do forgive “la jiribilla veracruzana” to segue onto the following segments where “La Gata” de Mi Vida Loca is going to cross the tracks in order to review Natalia’s hierarchies of at the opposite side of La Huasteca, which as every one-arm Obregonista should know, is Guaymas y El Mar de Cortés… aquí la espuma No Es de la corona, but from la Pacifico.

Case in point before Switching IT!, over, to the Pinault-Hayek Benchmark test at the Bourse del Jardin Nelson Mandela durante el llamado “Año de Africa en Châtelet >> o algo así, ÖÜÏ is going to check out << La femme du jour” :

🥃 It’s not a $5,800 Japanease ash oak throat wash, but it’s straight and single like a Scotch.

Oh, l’Humanité:
https ://www.humanite .fr /la-femme-du-jour-cori-bush -716137

Anyguey, Mr. Rich, you are KNOT foolin’ anybody. Evry body in Ivry knows that you didn’t have a heart attack and gone to better pastures… Eye knows that you are with the former Masked “Brazo de Plata” and once unmasked “El Super Porky” in Wabo Cabo catching them big ol’ Wawa Roosters there.

http ://www .dondepescar.com /dondepescar /851-impresionante_pez_gallo%2C_surf_fishing

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Fall back to 16/06/2016

Pedro* y Mauro interpretan, El Orgullo de Mi Nepotismo.

* Pedro (el apellido se me escapa) ya había mencionado en la cocina de La Casa De México, allí mero justamente en el preciso patio de La Casa de Los Estados Unidos en La Ciudad Internacional Universitaria de París, Francia, que en realidad Sí Existe un lugar llamado Baja Cabo Wabo Sur, — JoyAnne Reid, lo confirmó… ¡Mauro!, se puede decir era a mi parecer y por su patrón de comportamiento, El Orgullo entre todas las amistades universitarias de post grado en el extranjero de Pedro “el morenista” de La Paz, BCS.

De la aristocracia, el elitismo es El Orgullo de los segundos pisos en un hôtel privado, según Diderot… in case after witt means anything in your books.

El Orgullo de Mi Nepotismo.  La historia de Donald Trump 4 years before Nancy brought in the Charlatanes to La Casa Blanca.

And still to come on the fast-track to the Finnish Line is of course Australia, because Ewe should never forget, Australia is the Hung.ri. Enemy.

Dr. Cueli… Eye is an “anti dentite” y El Toro, señor dentista, —no es como lo pintan!, dijo Jacobo cuando dicen que él dijo, que durante un mítico día En La Plaza De Las Tres Olympiadas, o algo así, ✊🏽 “salió el sol”.

 

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2021/08/06 /opinion /a08a1cul

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“It is what it is” starring Donald Rumsfeld

Pilot Episode, where Elise Jordan challenges the audience to think of a time when Americans wouldn’t take, IT!, from The White House, and The Air America crew went, “you go to war with the Army you have… it is what it is”.

digression

My fellow Australians, living in the United States of America —off course— please inform your fellow expat convicts from Mutt Island, D.A.T.: Mail-in Voting is not a Crime, putting a Shrimp on a Barbie, is.

Try again, there is a Pandemic out there, and if you are going to rope–a–dope with the 90’s section of the Countdown until Election Day almost gone, you better have a superb hook.

Still to come, it’s the 80’s countdown on 99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall; like the 90’s, them theys are going to disappear magically, like Jesus-es pet dinosaur.

Previously on Round One… Remus was kicked in the nuts

— Garrett Haike was ran over by a Rental

— Romulus was trolling the Amazonas

— Nicolle Wallace revealed that she wears a way–too–small of a mask.

Charlie didn't Surf

Charlie didn’t Surf .::. 96C2F20E-F418-4724-ACA9-9CCC02CA65B3 🍟 … [A]nd, as Senator John McCaine revealed after his release from The ‘NAM, Charlie was a fag! —_•!•_— Special Agent McManus reports.

… And over at Meet The Press: You are not fooling anyone with that “Mustache” Beto O’Rourke! The Real Dr. Dalton is a Raider who Escaped From New York!… Let Mí, Draw youse a Composite Retrato Hablado of the intrepid doctor, wait one:

Dr. Clayton Dalton (one-each)

Dr. Clayton Dalton (one-each) .::. 885E652A-6A23-4096-9B1C-CC0B5E9D78C4 🏴‍☠️ Dr. Dalton was last seen evacuating patients from Baltimore after 2nd Amendment zombies and Right-wing conservatives descended on the D.C. metropolitan area, The WHO recommends to stay clear of these walking dead idiots as their breath alone can turn you into a STATISTIC.

Over at the 11th Hour at BriWi’s cave, the Dildo Manufacturer and part time historian, Walter Isaacson, a Renaissance Man and an Elder of the underground Punk Rock band “The Essens” pledged his support for Remus cause. Transmitting from an undisclosed Dildo Shrine in middle-America, Isaacson “contemplated” getting involved in this historic Lucha Libre match after he witnessed the “Evil” Pundit’s Angels manifest themselves into La Primera de Tres Caídas sin Limite de Tiempo. It turns out D.A.T. GWENN Romulus was trolling the Amazonas with his “arms–in–the–air” Victory shimmy dance, Romulus was actually invoking the Mortal Triad gladiators into the bout, changing the dynamic of a mono–a–mano fight into a Lucha en Relevos Australianos. The Humanity! The Nerve! The Magick, oh, the Magick. 

TimeCheck: It’s the top of the Rachel Re-run hour in Central Nato Times, 06h45; Midnight at the U.N. Headquarters and, the 18 hundred hours in Hilo, Hawaii. 

His mother was a Salem witch

Synopsis: His great grandmothermother was a Salem witch, his grandfather was the infamous Dr. Victor Frankenstein (pronounced FRANKönSeen) who was forced to change the family last name to save the hides of Future Frankönsteen generations from the Salem Science Trials. .::. 632C53F7-C82B-493F-A948-CB5A43C8260F 🐘 Sean Connery stars as Dr. Andrew “Zardoz” Artenstein.