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Trascendió, que luego de superar la experiencia de ser un “beatle” Macca decided to take his chivas¹ and canes² (including Linda³) to Scotland, years later, half-a-century (give or take) a post-Beatles documentary would make its way to the Morjo Show at Times Square, a heavy blizzard covered the Big Apple’s skyline, nobody came, travel restrictions were in-effect and, Father McKenzie finally figured out why nobody heard that sermon that he (himself) wrote the words for (before The End) and it turned out that it was because the producers and the control room monkeys at Morning Joe muted the intro and the cocksuckers failed to “dub the mic on the piano“. Additionally, the audience learns that Paul never broke a glass on account that John had already replaced all the glasswares into plastic from the Ono Company Band… so yeah, Paul never broke a glass but he did shattered a window, by traveling at the speed of sound.

¹~. Chivas, not the whisky but all of his household items ; “chivas” in old Mexican sayings are someone’s belongings, or « affaires » if youse French. Note to editors : sus pinches chivas no son lo mismo que sus putas chingaderas.

“Ira-lo, ira-lo… ¿ta’contento “el viejón,” o quiere que el 🦮 le guise un huevo?

²~. Canes (pronounced Kha-NES), this one is straight out of the traditional dictionary but just to save you a trip to la biblioteca, all dogs go to heaven except one, Xoloitzcuintli, this dog is tasked with guiding the dead to Mictlantecuhtli, and in this segment that Aztec diety is portrayed by “El Pirata de Sinaloa“.

³~. Jo-Jo’s first wife 📸 .