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Happy Bright Monday — Love Spreads from Manchester

Still to come:
Roland Garros walks into a bar…

Hilarity ensues when Teddy Trichinas and Ol’flat Top order a Draft.

Love spreads her arms
Waits there for the nails
I forgive you boy
I will prevail

Hallelujah

And Cousin Joe, before we continue on to the bar, AND before you dismiss the theme here, Öüï kindly re-directs you to: 1Pi 3, 4 🏗 and of course, the Church of Saint Sulpice.

Previously on “the bottom of the FO’ist”, Union Boss Honcho and Orthodox Labor crooner, Philippe Martinez, went ahead and wished upon a star for a MAY DAY Celebration like in the ol’Theys… and as yet another FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!! Philippe GOT! And The CGT got it all wrapped up in a pretty little BLACK BLOCK.

Y’a CUNTS*!!!

After Communion is the Death of English (language) and “Nine Nasty Words”, with your host from the Columbia Universe, George Carlin. 

https ://www .msn .com /en-us /news /us /if-you-want-to-know-about-the-nine-nasty-words-theres-a-book-for-that /vi-BB1gjKVx

* By British —not U.S. standards…  you pussies.

Breaking the NEWS!!!

IN WaWa Land, the Brzezinski’s matriarch is the latest Brain-Washed victim of the FRENCH TOUCHÉ virus aka the chain saw wielding Parskeauuu… or something like that.

You know that thing that DEXTER does to Floridians? Well, Emi•lie does to big trees.

Mika is unconsolable. Emilie Benes is now going by the reddit call sign EsKiu (pronounced: Sq… for SeQuoia, on account of Madam Brzezinski’s love of big Woulds.

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Deer, Kurt Bardella: you cannot, yada, yada, yada…

My Fellow Americans:

MAY is The Godfather of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE observance month (b. May 12, 1937) and in MEMORY of Field Marshall Carlin, all Federal Rags on Donald Trump’s watch will be flown at Half-mast. 

They call it the American Dream

They call it the American Dream .::. 1BAF979B-9D28-4AC8-8CFD-99C85DA8BDDE 👩‍🎓👨‍🎓👩🏽‍🌾👨‍🌾👷‍♂️👩‍🔧… you have to be asleep to believe it, George Carlin said IT! best, though.

Sir, to celebrate Karen’s Asian American Month, please be advised that FIELD MARSHALL Carlin does not approve of them double standards on “double dipping”, on your KISS–ass screen (punto y coma) WAIT… scratch D.A.T., on your KICK ass chimney and, on this Edition of Weekend Edition (for the “ MEMORYal”) Eye is going to break it down for that motherfucker on The Beat.

Let’s Play some Motherfucking JAZZ

G.L.A.D. you could join u.s.

G.L.A.D. you could join u.s. .::. 8CC26441-983F-413D-9889-597DC811DFF5 🎸 ISSY, Mr. Meyers, we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] sure IS Happy D.A.T. you and Mr. Oswalt [not to be confused with Chez Oswald’s, in DALLAS, TX] are cognizant about the EXACT time when people lined-up outside of Lee Harvey Oswald’s Bar and Grill, which was right about the TIME when NBC TV was broadcasting the pre-recorded screengrab above ⬆️. En contexto para la gente bonita en Les Halles, not EIGHT HOURS passed before Dr. Michael OSTERHOLM proved the writers of the Seth Meyers Show wrong, on D.A.T. D.A.R.E. bit about sending GARY BUSEY to med school so D.A.T. Donald Trump would find (in a TIMELY manner) medical experts D.A.T. would agree with him and of course, his counterpart in Brazil.  —_•!•_— And so, Mr. Meyers, because we [the staff] are cognizant D.A.T. neither you, nor THE PRODUCERS at peacock tv read our badly written blog, we wish y’all a nice hiatus next WEEK as you reminisce all of the drunken moments that have made it to your Big Late Night Show. Happy Memorial Day.

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The following is a Public Service Announcement

The following announcement must be read in the voice of the current president (edging on “overlord” status) of The United States of America.

Ladies and gentleman… The 45th President of The United States of america.

Scene One: Donald Trump is seen and heard speaking to the First Lady before boarding a jet airplane to the Great State of Texas:

Donald Trump:
— Honey, wear this military parka on your way to “Tostada Summer Summer Camp*”

… as heard on The Bill Maher Show. In Real Time, of course.

The first lady responds:
Melania:
— Are you sure, master, isn’t it a bit strong given the controversy already taking place?

… go to sleep little Trump.

Donald Trump:
— Hush, little darling. You’ll wake up the kids… look how pretty, Ivanka looks sleeping on her FOX News lair; Ewe know Melania, that bed she’s laying on was a gift from Lying Laura, she’s such a good Goobles student. She’s Great.

Melania:
Whatever you say, master.

The FOX’s LAIR—Sleep little princess.

Donald Trump:
Listen, darling, never mind the message of the Military Parka, it’s a message for Derek Waters at DRUNK HISTORY (USA) it’s supposed to be a really — really funny pun, Ewe see Derek never served in the military… JUST LIKE ME, THE COMMANDER OF THE NEW SPACE FORCES COMMAND, Ewe like that, Melania? SPACE FORCES COMMANDER!!!

Melania:
Sure, master, whatever you say.

Drunk Service… be all that Ewe can be! WEEKEND EDITION FOLLOWS! Stick around. It’s about an engagement 15 Years in the making and it happens ALMOST LIVE, only, on MSNBC.

Ingraham loses advertiser over ‘summer camps’ comment as network stands by host

NOTE FROM FIELD MARSHALL GEORGE CARLIN:

FUCK DONALD TRUMP, this is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

No mannequins were hurt in the making of this blog; all mannequins are courtesy of Loveland’s Colorado artist: JOHN deANDREA, now being featured at the VALLOIS Gallery in Paris, 75006.

In Search of Diderot, 6th Entry — Yo, Che!

Saturday, October 11th 1975
New York City, USA—10112

Archive is courtesy of the Rainbow Room at 30 Rock in New York City… and of course: IMdB.

Wednesday, October 11th 2017
Paris, France—75001

Active Around The Rim on a night like tonight, but of 1975, Saint George Carlin was the opening act of a show featuring a troupe of stand-up comedians that made the big debut on ‘the’ NBC Saturday night block.

Yo, Che! This screen grab is brought to you by Chevy Chase… “As You Were” and carry on, CPL. Che.

Using Rachel’s Reciprocal Property for the News Division, practice the following variables by plugging them in the divisor fraction, use SNL/Sketch as the dividend fraction.

First Variable: the Thomas Rebound.
SNL / RapeSketch ➗ Clarance Thomas / Anita Hill

DateLines are courtesy of the Associated Press, via The New York Times archives, and Liam, “I can call you Betty, and Betty you call me—you can call me… Al”, anygüey, Liam: As You Were.

Second Variable: The Hollywood Harvey Hush-hush.
SNL / RapeSketch ➗ Weinstein, Affleck, et. al. / Rose, Ashley, et. al.

Dear, Liam: i caught you on the rebound of your Reddit stunt on ‘the’ Ask Me Anything channel, listen Chap, if you want to Chase the source on the quote that calls you Betty, please watch the second episode of SNL’s Season ONE, i think that the name of that “guy” is Paul… or Simon… or Jesus H. Christ, just ask Lorne… please read this in Senator Stewart Smiley’s (D-WI) voice.

Third Variable: The 1st rule of Reddit is, ALWAYS LIST YOUR SOURCE.
See if you can set your own set of News division fractions in the style of Rachel’s Reciprocal Property for the News Division. Here’s a screen grab as a Source to the IMdB search field:

Yo, Govn’r! THE LEVELLERS SOURCE follows.

“I’m Chevy Chase,” and Liam Gallagher is a fag.

Add the numbers. Again… and please

“… Tell the ‘Captain‘,

    Air Marshall Karlin says,

‘go fuck yourself”.

George Carlin
Jammin’ in New York; HBO sessions.

March 5, 2016
Live, from rue des Rigoles*

El Cobre de la fruta jugosa de Taiwan | The "best before" date (04-11-16) was coming up, and so i decided to pop open a fancy sealed and "tamper resistant" tin box presentation of an old brand of chewing gum. Now, before i ask you to pay attention to the Net Weight details, which are found at the base of that tin box, please let me tell you that the canary yellow vessel, is in fact, spacious enough to house at least 3 times the number of gum sticks that a global enterprise (Wringley Taiwan LTD) delivers in its fancy and prestigious presentation choice. So inside that box, just to recap: the investment for you money is being short changed. Packaging costs by the way, are usually estimated [according to my old maquiladora working friends in Ciudad Juárez] to account for the most expensive costs of a very large sample of sugar-based products, so to put that into perspective, imagine going to the store and purchasing a One gallon bottle of something, but instead of you receiving [or getting] a full gallon for your choice, the container is filled with only 12 ounces of 'that' liquid something. Wouldn't you be like WTF!!!… you Prestigiously Wrapped trump —of nothing. Wringley's packaging practices remind me of another kind of product, minimal in its delivery…and much like little christmas finger-size sausages— this product is also wrapped up in a useless and fancy package. Yes, you guessed it: printer ink cartridges, loads that usually don't last as long as they promise… and the people who assemble and fill the product at the factory —like the people in Ciudad Juárez— usually get short-changed by the bosses.

El Cobre de la fruta jugosa de Taiwan | The “best before” date (04-11-16) was coming up, and so i decided to pop open a fancy sealed and “tamper resistant” tin box presentation of an old brand of chewing gum… photo by armando segovia / segoviaspixes in the year 2016. Please COPY LEFT.

….now, before i ask you to pay attention to the Net Weight details, which are found on the base of that tin box in the picture, please allow me to inform you that the canary yellow vessel is in fact, spacious enough to house at least 3 times the number of gum sticks that a global enterprise (Wringley Taiwan LTD) would have you believe, should you base your choice, of course —solely— on a fancy and very limited pretentiously presented product.

So inside that box, just to recap: the investment for you money is being short changed. Packaging costs by the way, are usually estimated [according to my old maquiladora working friends in Ciudad Juárez] to account for the most expensive costs of a very large sample of sugar-based products, so to put that into perspective, imagine going to the store and purchasing a One gallon bottle of something, but instead of you receiving [or getting] a full gallon for your product of choice, the container is filled with only 12 ounces of ‘that’ liquid something. Wouldn’t you be like WTF!!!… you prestigiousness Wrapped trump of nothing.

Wringley’s packaging practices remind me of another kind of product, minimal in its delivery, basically those companies are charging us for the air trapped inside the nearly empty container…and much like little Christmas-themed finger-size sausages— the product is also wrapped up and sealed in a useless and fancy package. Yes, you guessed it: i am referring to printer ink cartridges, loads that usually don’t last as long as they promise… and the people who assemble and fill the product at the factory —much like the working people in Ciudad Juárez— usually get short-changed by the bosses, who are in their empty brains —and hearts— usually trying to emulate a con man who wants to lead the United States of America.

…be right back: ¡KONFUPANDA!!!  “Watch this space.” Seriously, watch it and pay attention.