The following announcement must be read in the voice of the current president (edging on “overlord” status) of The United States of America.
Scene One: Donald Trump is seen and heard speaking to the First Lady before boarding a jet airplane to the Great State of Texas:
— Honey, wear this military parka on your way to “Tostada Summer Summer Camp*”
… as heard on The Bill Maher Show. In Real Time, of course.
The first lady responds:
— Are you sure, master, isn’t it a bit strong given the controversy already taking place?
— Hush, little darling. You’ll wake up the kids… look how pretty, Ivanka looks sleeping on her FOX News lair; Ewe know Melania, that bed she’s laying on was a gift from Lying Laura, she’s such a good Goobles student. She’s Great.
Whatever you say, master.
Listen, darling, never mind the message of the Military Parka, it’s a message for Derek Waters at DRUNK HISTORY (USA) it’s supposed to be a really — really funny pun, Ewe see Derek never served in the military… JUST LIKE ME, THE COMMANDER OF THE NEW SPACE FORCES COMMAND, Ewe like that, Melania? SPACE FORCES COMMANDER!!!
Sure, master, whatever you say.
NOTE FROM FIELD MARSHALL GEORGE CARLIN:
FUCK DONALD TRUMP, this is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
No mannequins were hurt in the making of this blog; all mannequins are courtesy of Loveland’s Colorado artist: JOHN deANDREA, now being featured at the VALLOIS Gallery in Paris, 75006.