Deer, Kurt Bardella: you cannot, yada, yada, yada…

My Fellow Americans:

MAY is The Godfather of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE observance month (b. May 12, 1937) and in MEMORY of Field Marshall Carlin, all Federal Rags on Donald Trump’s watch will be flown at Half-mast. 

They call it the American Dream

They call it the American Dream .::. 1BAF979B-9D28-4AC8-8CFD-99C85DA8BDDE 👩‍🎓👨‍🎓👩🏽‍🌾👨‍🌾👷‍♂️👩‍🔧… you have to be asleep to believe it, George Carlin said IT! best, though.

Sir, to celebrate Karen’s Asian American Month, please be advised that FIELD MARSHALL Carlin does not approve of them double standards on “double dipping”, on your KISS–ass screen (punto y coma) WAITscratch D.A.T., on your KICK ass chimney and, on this Edition of Weekend Edition (for the “ MEMORYal”) Eye is going to break it down for that motherfucker on The Beat.

Let’s Play some Motherfucking JAZZ

G.L.A.D. you could join u.s.

G.L.A.D. you could join u.s. .::. 8CC26441-983F-413D-9889-597DC811DFF5 🎸 ISSY, Mr. Meyers, we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] sure IS Happy D.A.T. you and Mr. Oswalt [not to be confused with Chez Oswald’s, in DALLAS, TX] are cognizant about the EXACT time when people lined-up outside of Lee Harvey Oswald’s Bar and Grill, which was right about the TIME when NBC TV was broadcasting the pre-recorded screengrab above ⬆️. En contexto para la gente bonita en Les Halles, not EIGHT HOURS passed before Dr. Michael OSTERHOLM proved the writers of the Seth Meyers Show wrong, on D.A.T. D.A.R.E. bit about sending GARY BUSEY to med school so D.A.T. Donald Trump would find (in a TIMELY manner) medical experts D.A.T. would agree with him and of course, his counterpart in Brazil.  —_•!•_— And so, Mr. Meyers, because we [the staff] are cognizant D.A.T. neither you, nor THE PRODUCERS at peacock tv read our badly written blog, we wish y’all a nice hiatus next WEEK as you reminisce all of the drunken moments that have made it to your Big Late Night Show. Happy Memorial Day.

Deer, Steve Schmitt… Happy Friday!

Are you barefooted in that kitchen?

Still to come

Still to come .::. B5E056F5-2FBE-4E48-80B4-EA324B575EC1 🇨🇳 🎶 you know you make Mí wanna, SHOUT!

Or are you just teasing the audience?

Any how if you are not, barefooted in that showroom kitchen of yours, it is probably because you don’t have heated floors… check it out Mr. Schmitty, Eye knows a guy that can ameliorate D.A.T. (Punto y coma) ‘member that Bill Gates chimney guy?

Of course, this offer is only available for One Trip on the Time Machine, and the CATCH here is D.A.T. Ricky “dead hooker in the trunk” Wilson can’t tag along because he’ UGLY… 🥊



Any hoot, Mr. Schmitty, we are still waiting for the Patton Oswald files on the Mr. Meyer Show (punto y coma) while öüï wait, we [the staff] are headed over to Studio 3A to see about the leaches on Cousin Joe’s soles (feet), you see Mr. Schmitty, Mika is against heated floors in her little Nantucket shack and so D.A.T. D.A.R.E. po’Country LAWyher has to resort to Middle Ages therapeutic remedies.


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Meanwhile at Les Halles...

Meanwhile at Les Halles… in Manhattan .::. 2EC4A464-C5D4-4804-8642-3C69FA9D6987 💄 Shop NOW!