La Décoration de Caro³ en Nanterre

“El Perico” es pa’los COCOS…

³~. By “Caro”, Carolina Munoz, Öüï means Caro Quintero ; knot Ewe Caro.

Friends first of all 🦍

https ://elpais .com / 🗣️ /2026-01-25 /la-obscenidad-de-davos

La cannabis is for friends, but whatever you do, do get off of that trip on FZ-10 if you remember the time when an 8.1 degrees earthquake re-decorated Mexico City (in 1985, Distrito Federal) or, nitrous oxide if you were entering the first grade in elementary school when “inch’Allah” was a thing with ‘la juventud’ de François Hollande en 2012.

https ://www .france24 .com /fr /20120411 –myniggasinparisfrancois-hollande-banlieue-clip -rap-hip-hop-campagne-president –franceelectionrolex

So yes, Carolina Munoz, that there was 40 years of the war on drugs and, “same as it ever was” with the Talking Heads, “el pericazo” is back on top, just like in the 1980’s when a guy named PABLO was running for president of Colombia. And that is not Mí making “IT!” up ma’am, that is your very own OFDT (French Monitoring Center for Drugs and Drug Addiction) flooding the data with “the estimated [metric ton] quantities of the main illicit drugs consumed in mainland France between 2010 and 2023″.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /en /france /article /2025/12/08 /cocaine-overtakes-cannabis-as-france-s-most-sold-drug 

🎶 Gideon checked out, and he left it³, no doubt.

³~. The Bible, in order to help in good Rocky’s revival… Issy-Évryone-Knew her as Nancy.

Which is why President Trump is working hard in stopping all of the cocaine  runners in the Caribbean ‘one narco lancha’ at a time, and with spectacular visuals Öüï might add, except one where the United States break all of the so-called “Rules of Engagement” and viciously slaughtered shipwrecked survivors in the name of the “Just Say No” campaign of Mr. T.

Un survivant a signalé que deux personnes avaient été tuées lors d’une attaque de bateau américain dans le Pacifique Est.

The latest bombing brings the total death toll from US boat strikes to 125 since September, raising human rights concerns :

https ://www .aljazeera .com /news /2026/1/23 /one-survivor-reported-two-killed-in-us-boat-strike-in-the-eastern-pacific

12 de febrero, Año L; número 17.364

Picture her shreadinHendrix… while i skateboard over the MotherFucking Seine 🛩️ :

Still to come, “A monster in Avi Velshi’s lecture club”.

Car Wash with happy ending after The Hill in Montmartre. For more information on Canada’s version of Fort Knox please visit Scott Onstott’s “Secrets in Plain Sight”.

 

https ://globalnews .ca /canadians-selling-u-s-properties/

Y “La Niña” whispers Mary… La pinta toca “La Bamba”, while “La Santa María” is having a voodoo child.

After the break Avi Velshi sends the ol’ “ONE 🇺🇸 🫡” to the Winter Birds fleeing Florida for Manitoba. 🖕🏽🐑  Canuck, now you know how it feels when a Trade Deal and “FAYUCA***” take your little piece of paradise to extract Silver and Gold from Durango, Zacatecas and, even Perú for your Fort Knox, in WINNIPEG.

In retaliatory retributions, and upon learning that Avi had a “brand new bag” with the latest edition of the i•Phone, across The Seine, Stéphanie Daniel pulled out the Old, but handy “PRC-77*”… 📞

*~. Pronounced like in the movies.

It’s a new segment that Avi Velshi just unpacked and “Oh, mother of loads” it’s a black i•Phone 3:16!!! And Symone Sanders is disappointed in Michael because he got her the Pygmy Version instead of the Mali Basketball Team edition on the Blacked tubes. It made Alicia blush so it probably comes with the Enhanced Bass Vibrator mode that protrude from your brand New Bag… Hit it, James! Take Em# to the bridge 🎸.

Picture yourself : on a bushy pelouse waiting for Julio to arrive

It Never Entered My Mind… Vibrating chairs for pundits, imagine what it will DEW for the radius around the Seine.

Today’s ice cream is sold in a weave 🧺 basket and it’s RED. Over at France 2 it’s Toulouse sausages with Popcorn for the film.

Ewe need me on THAT wall, Hidalgo.

Now showing.

 

Pomodoro Tomatillo de Munera productions présent:

📍Dinner and a movie 🍿

Saint-Tropez de nuevo y Con La Misma Piedra. En cuestión de amores I bet you think this shirt is about you

Le Luth Continue, Lutecia.

Glad Tidings and a Happy Meal near your pelouse… it’s Get Back to Sciences Po with your host Donald “McDo” Morrison and the doors au Mans chez Marcel Marceau… it’s where mimes go to fuck. And if your name is Johanne Marie Grazia Poisson, you know exactly where THE STREET of that centro de formación for mute clowns is in relation to that McDo near the 24-Hour Track… “ya llegó Nikki LAUDA” 🏎️ John Player Special is at The POLE 🚦🚥🚦🚥… 🚧

And, Révérend Al Sharpton… did Joe Scarborough just fuck up George Foreman’s obituary? Jesus Christ, Joe!!! No TouLOUSE Saucisse for you 👨🏿‍🍳… here’s your short-order Joe:

Tue’res 🐂 La Nueva España… with LETTUCE 🥬 and TOMATOES, hold the pickles 🔱.

Deux Boules and Two Lousy Sausages, would you like a Corndog with that order, sir? 

😁

In Search of Diderot episode X: part deux; Madame de Pompadour.

Eh, what’s up Doc?

Eh, lets see, how did i end up in Barcelona?… San Bernardino, Las Vegas… Paris. Mhmmm, “guess I shoulda taken that Left Toin,” Timbuktu to by-pass Algeciras and Istambul in order to get fair–passage to “Albukoikee.” —_—. Fair use of ‘the’ Warner Bros.

Good afternoon, today is Friday, October 19th 20th (thank you, Mika) of 2017 and the following must be read [and this is VERY IMPORTANT] with a wise-ass Brooklyn style Bugs Bunny “self-assured” accent, and not [we repeat] not with the lyonnais insouciant French Bugsy dubbed voicehoir’d — on both banks of the Rhône, et le Val–d’Oise… additionally, we [the staff] also suggest that you certainly not [we repeat, Raquelito] certainly not reproduce Bugsy’s voz —con su doblaje— en Español, because “of course you know, that this (would) mean War”.

Raquelito, quiero que sepas de que ni tus primos lejanos, Les Buzzfeeds de France, ni ANA ANABITARTE, de El Universal de México (en Madrid), ni Víctor Quintana Silveyra allá en la oficina del Gobernador de Chihuahuita, pues, nos dejarían mentir porque ya para enero del 2013, our own intrepid reporter and maintenance technician extraordinaire, Armando Serrano Prieto (q.e.p.d.) ya había atadó uno que otro cabo en el transcurso de más de tres años, y en relación, con la política exterior de Manuelito Valls… por decir, anygüey; la cosa Rachel, es de que doña Anabitarte medio-escribió sobre La Cortina De Humo que trataba de ofuscar con la pompa y circunstancia de aquél glorioso retorno de Florence Cassez, —al CDG. Y ni modo que doña Anabitarte no se vaya a acordar de aquella voz de ‘soldadera revolucionaria’ que Janela Gosain (Q.E.P.D.) tenía cuando ella todavía en vida y al lado de doña Alicia Leos denunciarón la liberación de Florence Cassez de un penal de máxima seguridad mexicano, como estrategía del entonces presidente francés, François Hollande, para ofuscar con esa CORTINA DE HUMO, esos ‘los‘ ojazos abiertamente cerrados del pueblo francés. ¿Y con qué fin? Pues, para ofuscar la opinión pública de los lectores del cotidiano Libération mientras esos helicópteros de observación de AirBus patrullaban por el espacio aéreo del norte de Mali.

Be with you in a minute, folks!” Gonna look for doña Anabitarte’s article on the paywall of El Universal de México…
TimeStamp: 1200 hours in CET.


Dear, Senator Stewart Smiley (D-WI), please be advised that without the funds, we [the staff] lacked the ability to link up to the Lexis Nexos Nexis dataBase, and retrieve Ana Anabitarte’s field reporting in order to better argue the point about how the news of Florence Cassez, in 2013, was the perfect fluff-feature segment for the French media to compliment the news of the French military 2013 intervention into Mali, after religious extremists attempted to install a caliphate in Timbuktu.

Chad is not a rich country, they’ve got OIL –they got a little bit of money– but they also got a DicTator that Takes Care of That“, dice Rachel Maddow. —¡—. Photo is courtesy of President Idriss Déby, and the good folks at the Patriotic Salvation Movement.

Fine and peachy, if an extremist Islamist army, previous to the election of Donald Trump was moving in on the Republics of Chile or Honduras, i reckon that former Secretary of State John Kerry would respond in the same fashion as France did in Mali in 2013 —in full force— simply because like with the French with Mali, Chile and Honduras hold a strategic interest for U.S. Economic and/or National Security. Oligarchs and corrupt dictators are fine and peachy for both the U.S. Ministry of State and France’s Department of Interior, because as Mr. Alain Rouquié says: they know how to govern; in Spanish that statement roughly translates to: they Know How To Play Ball.

Dear, Rachel: the glowing asterisk on the upper right hand corner of your frame, denotes that “2 second” airtime  snapshot, of Chad’s dictator on last night’s edition of TRMS, wait for it, wait… Context follows… To me personally, es una oportunidad sincréticamente hablando, de reconocer que aún siendo ateo, algo de escencia hay en el universo como para recordarnos que la memoria de los que ya se nos adelantaron sigue viva, y por eso:recibe un saludo Jane… For you gringos, the pronounciation Jane is: HA-ne; y para los que mastican el Espagnol… La hache en Anglais no es muda. ¡SALUD!

Anygüey, Senator Smiley, because of the lack of availability of El Universal archives, due to its paywall, the good folks at “la hermana República del Yucatán” were kind forward thinkers and served as a kind of Wayback Machine to one of Ana Anabitarte’s reporting pieces about the release of Florence Cassez from a Mexican prison, and the heroine’s welcome she received from former President François Hollande; for a minute there, i thought that she would be in line to receive the French Legion of Honor, or something like that, in any case here’s the link to the “smoke screen” report: http://yucatan.com.mx/mexico/mexicanos-en-francia-hablan-del-caso-cassez/am

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TimeStamp: 2100 hrs.
It’s good timing that right now it’s time for Weekend Edition, because Laughter’s mom’s is about to follow with a special Tribute to Nimrod… but first, Heeeeere’s Barry:

…i hate to say it, but it took Donald Trump, perhaps the inverted mirror reflection and the  epitome of what Stalin was to Socialism, to finally give Capitalism a very scary face next to the entry: FREE ENTERPRISE… in dictionaries all over the world… i hate to really say it, but with ‘the’ donald in control, them god-damned Chickens Have Come Home To Roost.  Thank you, REX TILLERSON.

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Context follows… Goooooo, Dodgers!

“Eh, what’s up Doc?”

1. Citizens! True Romance: here we are now… https :// youtube .com /watch?v= IZLg497 _uhge