Over at The Ozarks… A most despicable Bostonian is summoned to Saint Louis, Missourrah.
Willie Geist, in the role of Frank Cosgrove, Jr., nearly killed her, but then it cost him (Willie Geist) his fucking pecker after Crazy Claire, in the role of Darlene Snell, blasted it off with a 12–gauge blast “a quema crotch”. Anygüey, it’s been like three dog–years ago since Elise Jordan was seen on the other side of the screen.
Musical guest: One Minute to midnight…
Brown Hair Woman as pictured by an Albino Bluesman
Dear, Avi Velshi… you are not alone. It’s just D.A.T. Eye is not set for the opening round between Romulous and Remus; right now, Shannon Pettypiece is doing the “Card Girl” honorary inside-perimeter of “el” pancracio and Eddie Gloud, Jr., is set to referee this fight —Dedos A Tres Caídas, sin limite de Tiempo.