*… for Page ONE of 14/02/2018
… and, YES «BRO»,
you may RELAY to «Cousin JOE»
at his RedNeck Riviera…
that the Staff [here] is in fact,
MAD; mad as hell —as a matter of fact.
16 de febrero, 2018
Sabbatical Day N° 43
«Happiness and a Warm Gun…
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot”
♫ ♫ ♫ Happiness… is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness… is a warm gun – mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness… is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot)
Well don’t you know that Happiness…
Is a warm gun, yes it is… gunnnnnnn
Happiness… (bang bang shoot shoot).
La Semana que Phillipe Labró
There’s no need to go into details, because as former ATTY. GRAL. Eric Holder knows, shootings in America (con, o sin acento) are part of everday life —like pumping GAS— so we [the staff] are going to take the liberty of modifying the headline of “Page 3” of the “Direct CNEWS Matin” for the FIRST DAY of THE Year of THE DOG in the following manner, below, to better reflect the real essence of the good ol’ United States… please let us know [the Staff] if we are fucking up in Translation; please.
La vraie nature de l’hymne américain est enracinée dans le bonheur d’une arme à feu, tiède, comme un œuf à la coque…. o como dicen allá en Banderilla, Veracruz; La Naturaleza de los Americanos al Norte del Rio Bravo, Monsieur Brana, en una puta—Fusca tibia… y la felicidad “un chingo y dos costales” (that means, a shitload, Mr. Brana) de balas frias… regardless —KURWA— of what the N.R.A. dictates.
Don’t believe us; KURWA, just go ahead —KURWA— and ask the A.T.F..
G’ahead, —KURWA— ask.
WEEKEND EDITION FOLLOWS.
TimeStamp: 17h30 in CET
** KURWA, pronounced as KURVAH or CURVA,
is Polish for finding yourself on the side of a target area…
of a “Bang Bang Shoot Shoot“.
«KURWA! We had nothing to do with the Burning Ovens and “Death through Work programs” of the Nazi’s, KURWA!
Kurwa, those were designed by «the» BMW, KURWA! and the SIEMENS CORP., Kurwa»
…said the Polish colaborator,
from the time of the Third Reich occupation period.