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FUNDACIÓN TELEVISA y 217 MAL en PSG-des-Pres presenta

La Bolsa 👜 de Guadalupe, starring Kristi Noem and Apolline por la mañana.

Musical guest: Carlos Santana in his best hydration THEYS could not dish out a pair of BENEDICTS like Rudy can.

Club América.

Bitch Lost Her Brand New Bag

Synopsis:

The Show must go on 📢

Just Add Spice, Martha.

Do you really want Mí, Mika Brzezinski, to paint  you like one of DiCaprio’s French Whores?

You know that Ewe, make a full-grown Lola blush, and you know that Lolita went through things that should not be, but a bullhorn!!! Youse one kinky motherfucker, Ms. Brzezinski, but Eye will oblige and Öüï will even put a diacritical on top of that last letter ‘e‘.

Cracked huevos

On the menu: Huevos con Acento de Stewart. Got huevos, Mika? Eye is urgently needing some Chicken Yema… got orÉgano? C’mon Mika!!! You have to feed those kids. Jésus Christ, Mika, what are you? The most popular hen in the coop? That’s a lot of developed embryos for one chickn‘.

Gaºlleºgoº… you are doing it again, Brzezinski 🤦🏼

Musical guest: Craiglist killed the newspaper classified ads.

La tina productions present today’s moment of wokeness:

Un chino, un gallego y un negro are drinking Estrella beer in a cantina of La Sierra Tarahumara… hilarity ensues when Marco Rubio walks in wearing Ken Salazar’s cowboy hat.

So, in recap. Morning Mika just confirmed President-elect Donald John Trump’s “east coast / west coast” definition of an americano from the U.S.

Why are Spaniards in Latin America called “Gallegos” and where does it come from?

The answer… it’s because of those fucking Argentinians.

Irregardless… latino, hispanic, (never mestizo, maybe criollo) it’s right there in his name: FALSIFICADORES DE LA HISTORIA

https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Gallegos

In conclusion, mister Gallego (at least his last name) is a closer kin to a Caledonian in the U.K. than a latinoamericano in the Pima County reservation realm.

P.S. I Love You:
because you didn’t refer to mister Gallego as “latin x”.

After the break it’s another edition of “Fuck This House” and, the immigrants who built it. Katty Kay and her pet monkey Josef host the open house / warming orgy. Sponsored by Francisco Franco’s favorite beer.