Tangas or G-string? Which one is it, Mme. Macron?

It was bound to happen, following the sexual harassment law suit coverage of former White House resident, Donald John Trump in the Manhattan Burrough of New York City, New York, KATIE PHANGS moved to Paris, where she is now in the process of selling sketches for the mock trial tribunals de La Sorbonne. It’s like The American BAR, except that instead of Bud Light™ the esquires drink mimosas for breakfast.

 

You know, Jacqueline Ale-many, they* say that playing shrink to heads of state is the fastest way of getting old, Romanian dermatologistes-es advice that if listening to peoples problems is your thing, then the shrink doctorate candidate should veer into onto the comedy track, clowns and drug addicts keep them “patas de gallo³” away.

³~. Crow-es feet.
Remember Jacqueline Ale-many, always remember that Australia, Australia is in-deed the enemy!

Öüï tried to warn Jackie, but the Dough is just too sweet! BEHOLD what a ten-hour shift does to a head of state shrink, BEHOLD! JACQUELINE turned into Mic Jagger, at thi$$$ rate, Jackie is going to end up looking like The Fed’s Wife, Madame Andrea Mitchell.

 

For comparative purposes, just look at Jennifer Palmieri boobs on The Circus, sources close to John Heileman say that “Jenni” was the muse behind NOFX’s “New Boobs” in the sand, 36D or something like that.

Any how, Mme. Macron, how about that fucking chef, eh? Who would have thought that Putin’s chef was a fan of Burton (not that one, Summers), Anastasia pulling theet 🎻…

Cursos de civilización francesa con Jorge Saldaña
y jabón del perro de agradecido presentan:

En contexto, jump to mañana, no se vaya, El Alternativo con “las embajadoras” de Jorge Saldaña los espera en la rue de Fouarre con díagonal de las Trois Portes en La Maub.

 

de cualquier manera señora Macron, it’s not likely that YVELINES PRIgozhin is ever going to take over Sodexo™️ at MINER PETEs student cafeteria, bar, grill, and table-dance at The University of Texas at El Paso, but that son-of-a-bitch did take over Mali and the Places In BURKINA FASO, that only Sarah Chayes and Susan Powers dare to talk about at the gazebo on la rue GRABIEL next to 🏎️ Checo Perez human resources offices at the F.I.A., PROST, Alain, Prost MADAFAKA 🍻.

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

 

Hawaiianas, yes, Mme. First Lady, Hawaiianas. Why Hawaiianas, you might ask… because after six years of pointing out the ⏳ reciprocal ⌛ difference in the sand clock of Time Zones (12 hours-each)* the Paris Septième Art Board just discovered Pineapples and SASHA.

Meanwhile at El Carnal de Las Estrellas 🤩 Los de Molotov, ¡chinguen a su madre!

 

*~. During European Heure d’été time; however, during the Winter hours, Parisian clocks are in-synch with The Ukraine girls, (Back in the USSR).

⌛~. Go ahead, Roger Pérez, you may use that useless fact on your next vernissage.

Members close to Tele Lois pondered about how Charline will laugh herself to the Sixth Republic in the comfort of her own place.

 

Bal en plein AIR follows:

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Of course, you have to be French to snap a picture and get it published, or you can just do the same things that PUTIN’s chef minions do to the journalists (in France) and SODEXO will give you a suit to wear with your French sponsor at the opening of your gallery, we, ES DECIR, Roger 🇵🇪 / 🇬🇧 Pérez, yo Armando Segovia 🇺🇲 /Armando Serrano 🇲🇽 Prieto lo hé visto en la Pelocula película mexicana: Nuevo Orden. 

Swing MADDAFAKKA

 

Dear, Brigitte Macron… Señora Macron: presente

Viva, la France.

For the record I can put the toothpaste back in the tube… do not try this at home.

Based on the Happy Meal©️ tale of Grimaldi and Coudray at Le Village Enfoui de Protest Le Clown* sous la Dune de Jodorowsky.

Previously on “Nosotros les footnotes”:
³~. Ministerio del Interior ⚜️ 2012-2017.

*~. 🥸 Protest The Clown is none other than the ghost of Ronald 🤡 McDonald.

Deer, Brigitte;

I, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, have been cautious enough to have never addressed your ass in this form before. The reason being, is that unlike my two (home) countries, your ass has no official position in the French administration, which aside from my “illegal” status pretty much makes us equal.

*~. Not really, but for fluidity purposes, Madame First Lady just go with the flow, youse gonna like the way that this river flows, Eye guarantees, IT!.

And, Madame Macron, some, with lesser grace than those edible Peruvian rats (they are cute as fuck) might rejoice in places that you, or any of your elite kind will never visit, or that you will where they will never read my post, …

… hold that urge

and officially, they might be right, which is why they get a full- retirement and RSA with Christmas Bonus, on their domiciliation mailbox 📬.

I don’t drink coffee, I drink tea my dear…

This is to say, Francisco Belmont at “la radio del pueblo” 106.3 fm en París, Francia, that… for ex-federal police 👮🏿‍♂️ niggers like you, sex, —Yes Sex! Is nothing more than a weapon, just like those Russian mercenaries are using it against a weaker neighbor… and as You French Cocksuckers in the Elite Sphere know, is The Ukraine.

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With this in mind, LARA, Larissa, Bella… in an other time, and in another place you would have been bait, instead of a guest; do you and that faggety Plastic Vincent get my point, or would you like me to draw you a video?

Ask your current neighbors next door (the Americans), while your husband remains in charge of what comes-and-goes through la rue Gabriel next to la Places de La Concorde. Mention the code POLAND AMBASSADOR so that the brother-in-law at MSNBC can read it in his mailbox. Unless Of-course you would like me to draw you a video.

In the mean time, meet ROGER! And no, Roger is not a  rabbit.

The Return of Le Clown… Attack on Vacation Camp, “Les Écureuils”.

If your Hubby burns me, he also burns France as you cocksuckers know it. And no, Madame Macron, I don’t need a fucking gallery, paint supplies or, a fucking cinito mexicano like the one that your husband predecessor bestowed on the Mexican elite in Alfonso Cuarón’s hillside… Metro Line 12.

Sin embargo…