Tag Archives: Australia 🦘 is the enemy

Moving slow on my sloWEST gear ⚙️

There’s a kNEW irony in town🐨, and his name is Ahmed al-Ahmed… 🦘 Issy-Australia-is—Dee’Enemy.

± tolerance of 6º of Kevin Bacon

± tolerance of 6º of Kevin Bacon… but you have to be French to be invited.

Fuck The Police… coming straight from the Down under —ground..

https ://abcnews .go .com /man-disarmed-alleged-shooter-australias-bondi-beach/

But first, it’s breaking the 📰 news:

Oh, Susie Q… she’s a butter knife on the MAGA back with no marrow, because the MAGA TRUMP has no fucking spine, so a butter knife is all that Ewe needs to smear the President’s office.

Donald John Trump, the president of the United States of America, vows to pardon whom’Eva killed Rob Reiner.

Oh, the humanity.

And, Susana Poveda, to hell with Denise Soula (that motherfucker) I don’t care, I’m This, and for the rest of the THEY, the DJ will dish out the Peter Cat RECORDING Cº. music in order to fuck by-the-manual since Évry-body is getting stoned… so 🎶 turn off your mind—relax and flow downstream.

Seriously, turn-off your mind, it’s the next step in espionage, and all you need to add is love:

There’s vanity laughter and then there are ignorant laughs

Both are equally HAITIAN, according to Louis XXIV… dice mister Presidente Macron.

… let he who hath understanding reckon the number of Armando, it’s number is the ⬛ square of the 🫚 root of Nine.

Revelation 13:18 (demo tapes)

Dr. Lovechild or: how Mandrake met Bastard Pete

Mandrake was a son of mine.

[Message in a BOX…
I, Armando Segovia, am officially entering the run for the DNC Chair. If you want to win the next elections go with Mando…] Mandrake, yo soy tu padre.

But enough about the G20 right now because there’s a WBC-CMLL sanctioned fight at the American Mall in Châtelet. Elena Poniatowska will referee and Michael Steele will narrate the blows en el quadrilátero along with Nick Gomes.

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Tis’ The Season to Be Joli 🥊 Australian Rules are in effect and there is no 3-knock down rule in effect on the pugilist side of the Cuadrilátero and over at El Pancracio de La Arena Coliseo, Elena Poniatowska will most certainly be looking the other way when her Parisian niece, Caroline de Maigret, throws sand in the eyes of Pedro Salmerón Sanguíneos’.

 

Round one:
Alicia Menendez is in charge of the card girls and with an ambient temperature that is in the low 30’s (freezing 🥶 cold) goosebumps and pointy nipples will surely redefine the concept of the “wet t-shirt” braless broad.

And starring as Oliver “PRóXIMO” Reed : Mí³

³~. Le Monk d’Aubignac : Rubén Gallego

Venn Russell Diagrams… Six Degrees of resurrection.

“Gladiator”, the film that resurrects the dead and destroys cinema … next!

It’s the 11 hour now and I’m Batman. I’ll Take, Ewe dare. It’s the Stack Story and La Résurrection de la Cathédrale.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /culture /video /2024/11/13 /gladiator-le-film-qui-ressuscite-les-morts-et-detruit-le-cinema

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Australia and Russell “Maximus Spick” Crowe is are the enemy, —Aussi.

The Reverend Al Sharpton moves to Comala

Blame it on the Kumbaya or, blame it on the lack of Cowbells, the good reverend went catholic on U.S. all.

Katty Kay reports from Colima. Meanwhile in South Carolina, as predicted days earlier, The Monkees met with Soda Stereo and now the hillbillies there are advised to close their windows y también sus Persianas Americanas.

From the creators of Rock Lobster 🦞 and Know Your Chicken, comes the story of Bill Evans menu: spiked-up 🐒 Monkees on The Run… because Sharks are so 2024 🥃… hic.

An American Monkee 🎸

Shock the monkey …

 

In Australia, the Aussies there just declared media the enemy. With Trump’s rise, Australia is no longer the enemy, Australia now declares who or what is the enemy is. Kiwis beware.

Öüï now returns to our local drummer, Badum Tisch 🥁… it’s The Apocalypse, now. Only the Roach 🪳 survives.

Word of the They*… cualquier parecido is just a mis en scène

*~. A•ni•mad•ver•sión

En Inglés del bueno, y no chingaderas la palabra animadversión personifica a Los Amigos INFLUYENTES de México en Francia with respect to the ANIMOSITY, ILL WILL, and HOSTILITY towards anyone who independently tried to chronicle the triple³ Presidential elections of 2012  y el desenlace (dénouement) of the Affaire de Florence Cassez and her Mexican lover, Israel Vallarta.

³~. 🇨🇵, 🇲🇽, and The 🇺🇸 in this order.

Wallace case: judicial shame

But speaking of ugly Mexicans abroad, let the record show that The Kiwis and over at the two Guineas and maybe even the Solomon Islands could care less how Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the 3rd sounds when that son of a bitch tries to sound like Assange, any hoot, Sam Stein, maybe The Marshall Islands might give a wheel barrow full of Kentucky manure to even care 💅🏽.

And, Doris Kearns Goodwin, you know what gets under my skin? When someone like that beast on The Daily, Sam Stein, renames an entire continent after one fucking country.

Big Brother will tell you, Sam Stein… if that’s even your real name, the name of the continent is not “Aus°tralia” you stupid “American”, —but Oceania 🌏.

This concludes to Theys, —word of the day.