It’s the Eve of the most metal of all the RATT’s, — The Corona Rat!
BUT FOist, dear Patrón,
It’s a special Edition of
National Sports Day.
The Arena at Châtelet – Les Halles
is now Sanitized and ready to blow.
La Guardia Nacional (gendarmes)
have made full–use of
LORDE Haussmann’s strategic funneling
along every possible avenue of approach from
“Les Misérables” Ver. 5.0,
scrimmage has been corded and barricaded–off; SIRENS are wailing and if youse a tourist in Paris, France, right NOW, this (motherfuckers) is the best SHOW in town. It’s like the RUNNING OF THE BULLS, with a hint of Rage Against The Machine
Anyway, Senator HAKEEM JEFFERIES, you D.A.R.E. ask “What is M.O.R.E. American than Baseball and Apple P.I.E.?” Why, Mí, of course… but seriously the only thing more American than those two Avatars, ⚾️ and 🍏 π is this:
FUCK VLADIMIR PUTIN!