… [A]nd if you get the Burlinghton Men’s Warehouse Local 3 Union reference, then —motherfucker— youse half-güey D.A.R.E., eh.
In any case at the “dog track”, Cousin Joe, « Santa’s Little Helper » ain’t got a chance at the races, “Yo Quiero Taco Bell”, now that little motherfucker can run circles and Pi’s on any given Blitzkreig.
Coming up in the programming .:. 033D1F6C-8850-4BEE-83F6-7B56BB63F349 🥁 The only RUSH that matters.
Now, about MONEY in American Politics, can you, Willie Geist, relay to the NAACP that if IOWA and New Hampshire are to be scraped from the primaries, THEN every motherfucking State, including the Super Tuesdays need to be erased from the delegate count. The current system only benefits Bill Clinton’s deregulated Media Conglomerates. A six month stump period and one Sunday morning —after The Church— to vote in all of the States and Territories to decide who in the fuck will get to ride the motherfucking Donkey in the race against the Pachyderm. Now D.A.T., Cousin Joe, is race worth betting on, —motherfucker!, period
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But, FOist, a look on at the “Metal Militia” as read by Keith Richards:
And Ozzy went… just take a piss on The Alamo and carry–on, ya’Bum!
JAMES HETFIELD is a FOKEN FAG!
James went from “riding the lightning” to riding an Air Farce … scratch D.A.T. from Riding The Lightning to riding an Air Force stationary physical training bike.
P.S.: Hey, Lars, “Jason’s Mexican slave–boy” called, he wants James « lit » up again so that Kirk can jam with one of your roadies… motherfucker!
It’s the Eve of the most metal of all the RATT’s, — The Corona Rat!
Ahhhh, Chucky Shaky!!! Shifty Shacky is one B.A.D. Mothe—shut yo’Mouth— Trump ain’t got nothing on the Right Write.
BUT FOist, dear Patrón,
It’s a special Edition of National Sports Day.
The Arena at Châtelet – Les Halles
is now Sanitized and ready to blow.
La Guardia Nacional (gendarmes)
have made full–use of LORDE Haussmann’s strategic funneling
along every possible avenue of approach from
“Les Misérables” Ver. 5.0,
scrimmage has been corded and barricaded–off; SIRENS are wailing and if youse a tourist in Paris, France, right NOW, this (motherfuckers) is the best SHOW in town. It’s like the RUNNING OF THE BULLS, with a hint of Rage Against The Machine
Anyway, Senator HAKEEM JEFFERIES, you D.A.R.E. ask “What is M.O.R.E. American than Baseball and Apple P.I.E.?” Why, Mí, of course… but seriously the only thing more American than those two Avatars, ⚾️ and 🍏 π is this:
2 and a Quarter, in Central NATO Times, motherfucker!!!