Lesson in Civics for Lori del Hostal de Télématin³—$weet merci.

Later in the programming.

³~. Deer, Lori… Eye told you last Friday (the 13th) that fleas don’t do well on the skin of Xoloitzcuintli, but they sure will stick very nicely on that Golden Lab from Nice, 06000 CEDEX.

Surfer Collaboration with BRICE de NICE.

 

… y mañana, well mañana is Tuesday in Rome (Georgia) but right now it’s “Something completely different” with Level 42 of the Department of GWAR lessons in douanes, with your hosts, Alexis de Tocqueville and Captain Tariff.

… Roman Anthony, could there be a more arrogant name in Baseball? Gooooo, U.S.A.. seriously, go back home to Bean town.

https ://www .mlb .com /world-baseball-classic/news/italy-venezuela-semifinal-world-baseball-classic-matchup-francisco-cervelli

And is it not convenient, JUST IN TIME for Team Italy’s ruling that tells millions with Italian roots that they have lost the right to citizenship as ROMA closes the door on citizenship by descent ; ascendencia if you speak–ah-the–spick.

Effective immediatly, Argentinians lose all Italian-credibility ; as of March 14, 2026, all argentinos who arrived to América on “the boat” cease to be “Roman” and become simple “Criollos”, same goes to Brazilians but to thier credit, Brazilians don’t go around the world walking like they are the last Coca~Cola™ in the Arabian and Great Salt Desert.

https ://edition .cnn .com /2026/03/14 /italy-closes-door-on-citizenship-by-descent

⚾ that pitch right there is your cue, CAMILO CIENFUEGOS, our 🇨🇺 turns its lonely i’s to Ewe.

Irrrrr-regardless nigga!!!

La Espada de Bolívar, ahora en Castellano

Note to Eugene Daniels: act yo’Age not your shoe size 💋

https ://www .theguardian .com /2025/dec/19 /chile-jose-antonio-kast-pinochet :

The fact that a Pinochet admirer won shows that the current generation has forgotten or does not know enough about the horrific crimes committed during the dictatorship.”

En Chile, al chile yo (Armando Segovia) siempre lo he dicho, en Chile no hay memoria. En Chile hay puro Discurso chileno. 🇨🇱 It’s like they are almost Texans, if the blue square swings to the right-bottom of the thick red horizontal bar (with the Lone Star shifted down to center) or, Polish if the Lone Star square is completely White-ed-out like so 🇵🇱. Either way, Chileans have no memory since the days when Bob Evans could make a call from PARAMOUNT to the State Department and have Kissinger on the phone in less than the fifteen minutes of Fame of a POLITICAL SPEECH at The Oscars.

… para la memoria pues : Just for fun, said Trump to the PARAMOUNT exec, get me the head of Speedy González.

 

En fin… the Secretary of Health and Human Services just went into the bathroom, hurry up and Ketch-up, and don’t let Pablo Neruda readers “get behind the 8 ball” on account that the Secretary is on his way to the loo 🚽 and y’all know that the motherfucker snorts that shit straight from the toilet seat.

🎱~. https ://www .npr .org /2025/11/19 /poll-democrats-republicans-trump-approval-inflation

As a child during family reunions, RFK Jr. would lick all of the lollipops in front of his little cousins knowing damn well that Caroline, and the rest of the functional Kennedys, wouldn’t touch the kiddie treats, leaving little Robert with all the spoils of germ warfare.

Over at the Juanita Tolivar³ show, it’s “Not Now Simón”. The story of how the letter T shunt the letter S in Juanita’s name.

https ://www .npr .org /2025/04/13 /save-act-married-women-vote-rights-explained

³~. Sorry if Eye mispelled your name, Juanita Tolliver ; it’s for artisinal purposes meaning that it’s a win-win sort’a situation.

 

As promised, “Something completely different”

Note to Eugene Daniels… Öüï’s not gonna mess with no red dress 👗 today, but nigga!!! Didn’t Eye tell you that Öüï is going to bring “the sauce”, what’s wrong with you? Eye hopes that you brought an apron cus’ youse got onion-cutting duty in Oman.

People Are Giving Camels Botox to Cheat at Beauty Pageants…

No sea Delicados 🚬 if Ewe can’t afford CAMELS chupe Faros.

https ://www .popularmechanics .com /culture /camel-botox-pageant

In local news, The Onion, yes Le Gorafi, those layered motherfuckers wish that fiction was stranger than the truth.

No Sole will save your SOUL, Marco Rubio.

 

Hoy no hubo Elvis :

Walk a mile in oversized shoes… in the ghetto [🌬️ in the ghetto 🎶]

On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto³
(In the ghetto)

³~. Sources close to Bertha (ain’t that a royal bearded bitch?) relayed that her mama barked.

 

 

11 of U.S. dead and one French… but you better not kill the groove

“Call Mí, Jean del Jardín, Alexandra, and then Öüï might “collaborate” but du Jardin better not drag George Clooney with Audrey on stand-by.

A better headline would be : Pete is a denying bitch, which is why his final PHOTOGRAPH was in the Mussolini pose ⸸.

All You Need Is Love
witt Musical Guest :
Dead French For Trump

… in yesterday’s news : https ://www .femmeactuelle .fr /actu /appelez-moi-jean-dujardin-sinon-grosse-gaffe-dans-telematin-une-chroniqueuse-confond-audrey-lamy-avec-sa-soeur

And now… something completly different, o como dicen los franceses-es : does that hat come with gray poupon?

 

If You Want To Destroy My Sweater — 1 dead French for Trump

In Paris France Friday The 13th is in Effect, and in Washington, D.C., the M.A.G.A./Republican party does not give a GOOD-goddamned-ABOUT a dead French soldier in the Middle East, not as much, Reverend Al, as an Israeli citizen in Detroit, MI.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-en-ballotage

And, Deer mother of all MUNICIPAL WASTE!!! Jackie Alemany ; at last! Öüï has found your lost illegitimate cuata³ from-mom’s-vagina, Eye picked up a few fleas along the way, but lucky for that Dead French for Trump, Xoloitzcuintle is hairless so the ‘puces’ en el Guardarropa de François Mitterrand wont stick during the trip from La Seine to STYX.

99 and a 1/2 won’t do… Israel wants 100 % of Marianne’s réserves.

³~. a fraternal twin, not an identical twin.

Greasers beat Beaners… Gringos as usual come up on top.

⚾

Deer, François Damiens, please relay to France Tú that they got the wrong BARBARA

 

Fuck the T.S.A., period!

Phat lady was the consigne Cannes, Phat Lady not Slim that just begun 🎶

Against All Odds.

 

9 to 1… 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝

Aussi… Holy Barbara nor Hanna-Barbera qualify, Öüï said Phat Barbara, and it’s not over until she sings with Dionysus on that Bridge de la Passerelle on the Seine.

Las barbaridades du jour.

Que barbaridad con los Napolitanos en-route to a little excursion round to Naples, Florida, where locals there say that the bay there “surpasses the bay in Naples, in Italy”.

Proust was off-course, a flaming fag 🥐

For What It’s Worth, Marjolena Portenkalten-Baseball, i did mentioned yesterday (in Pig Latin, mind Ewe) before the Italia vS USA baseball match, i-reckon right about the time when Cousin Joe was dissing Mexico and, praising Marco Rubio calling him a “formidable” presidential candidate, as compared to the hillbilly assigned to n°1 Observatory Circle in D.C., that the ITALIAN OPERA was not over until Barbara singed, and so who would have “thunk” it? It’s looking like a SPAGETTHI Series at the Baseball Classic that little ol’ i was not even monitoring, how’bout that, eh?

Yesterday @TheRealWorldSeries, later tomorrow on CET, them WOPS are going to take on the role of MASIOSARE, sources close to Garibaldi relay that a mariachi there heard it from a photographer at MENCHO’s funeral that the ITALIANS were going to take the Mexican seal on the national team’s flag and replace it with a Spagetthi plate with marinara sauce.

 

On a personal take, Mike Barnicle (you son-of-a-bitch!) Italy’s victory over the Evil Empire’s roster in Houston sure seems like that time when the playground bully gets puched in the fucking mouth for the first time. Here’s Captain Aaron Judge‘s reflection after the 8 to 6 loss to them fucking ginnys from Napoli:

Italian photographer tried to take some photos of the funeral for the Cartel boss that was killed in Mexico last week and was attacked by some of the mourners
byu/Jevus_himself inPublicFreakout

 

You always like having your destiny in your own hands, and we had it right in front of us,” he said. “Italy is a great team, and they definitely showed it today… Now, we just need a little luck, and we’ll see what happens.

 

Oh, che arroganza! “Ricordate l’Alamo, americani di merda!”, and in the words of Francisco Cervelli, “questo è uno dei giorno più bello della mia vita.”

… and FranceTú does not even have to wait for Apolline de Mañana because Öüï could do La Madeleine hoy por [aquello del ] medio día if Eye wanted to.

El Mentecato de las madeleines de Trump

 

… and Alicia Menendez, Seth Meyers is such a news junkie with that Orange County pundit from The Bay ; same bay where Exodus gave their first begotten son (Kirk) to the the Master of Puppets after the drummer in that band sent Mustaine to Devil’s Island, it was a deal that James made with the French on boulevard Poissonnière, just a few steps from their bendita Madeleine.

… and Katty Kay :

The cocksocker got a Mexican reward for that exchange but instead of a “gallery” or a radio show like the one on Fréquence Paris Pluriel, Hetfield scored himself a pub 🍻, it cost him an ‘i’ but the son-of-a-bitch gained an ‘ɘ’. Rumor has it that it represents the 😈 head  that Metallica gained when they took Hammett to their circle in High School Hell… Issy-‘eɘ’-Exodus.

Vulgar Display of High Schools — gooooo, Panthers!

Plazas of carnage… that’s what my testimony was to the Trocadéro « committee» but all that they wanted to hear was, “estamos hasta la madre” by Sicilia y Los Ciudadanos por “La Paz”. That is how i learned that i was not how i thought that ‘they’ saw me, and if your name is Arquitecto Leo Orellana, that was Talía Olvera’s point, why with her being the ring leader of the Chapulines del P.R.I. en esa plaza llamada Trocadéro.

Australia is the enemy

 

… ⬛⬛⬛

In recent days, going on two weeks now, i wondered if I am the only one who misses the Jeffrey Epstein’s coverage and all of those circumstantial situations about nothing on the Curb Your Value segment of the Morjo Show.

Verbatim : Exodus on 3111: “We decided to go hard with the leadoff single 3111. The song is about the narco killings in Juarez, and 3111 is the estimated number of murders for 2010 alone.”
The official video is too brutal for YouTube and is being denied. It will be released in its entirety at a later time and place.

https ://eddietrunk .com /exodus-announces-new-album-goliath-shares-first-single

⬛⬛⬛ so there you have it Volks, key word (four numbers) there in mister Trunk’s review of Exodus’s first track on their new album is 2010, which takes this most non-consequential blog back to la plaza del Trocadéro y los Amigos de Javier Sicilia en París. Issy-Jorge-Harmodio, PABLO GLEASON kind of looked (at that time in 2010) like Kirk Hammett, it’s not a compliment it’s just a fact.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/03/10 /falsa-seguridad

Cárcel Cacahuatera… it’s like a Banana Republic but with incompetent prison guards as opposed to corrupt bureaucrats at New York’s finest, the MCC.

Now, i don’t know but I’ve been told, that when little ol’Eye let his hair down Öüï looks like Cronos of VENOM fame, but that’s just people talking.

 

Eye ran and they insist that Knot until Barbara sings

Öüï, they, and Évry French agree, Mr. President…

White Night follows, with very Special Guest : KREATOR and EXODUS… plenty of Carcass-es—ese so don’t forget the NAILS 🤘🏼.

 

It ain’t over until the Phat Lady sings.

Meanwhile in Hell, Joe Scarborough supports “Marco Rubio for President,” and the Yankees beat Mexico with the aid of Bean town.

“Hostis Humani Generis”… Vivimus aetate qua societas divisionibus et inimicitiis imbuta videtur, ubi satis est aliter esse ut in conspectum venias. Gary Holt, loquens cum Periodico Metalliano, n. CLI, Februario/Martio MMXXVI³


³~. Pig Latin translation courtesy of Deepl 

P. 49 … We live in an epoch where society seems saturated with divisions and hostility, where all it takes is to be different to become a target. Gary Holt speaking to Metallian Magazine, n° 151 February/Mars 2026.

Banned from YouTube, like a cheap Peso Pluma narco corrido en Siempre en Domingo con Raúl Velasco (75020).

 

Up next : Prom Queen Carcass from Ridgemont High… starring Sean Penn as the White “pusher”.