à écrir sur sa peau

Hola, hoy es lunes y el staff trae una hueva épica.

regresamos…

Well, it’s about FUCKING TIME in Central Europe, of course, eh! After all, we [the staff] are talking about MotherFucking JUPITER en relación with a little LUNAtic who got elected because he was playing Cuck Old with Vladimir Putin. What a little Bitch, that President Trump is. Shameful, disgusting.

Faltan cinco para las siete en Central NATO TIME.

Dear Stephen Colbert:

Sir, it’s a good thing that Ewe don’t read this most inconsequential blog, because if Ewe did we [the staff] would ask Ewe to please give our regards to our favorite U.S. Attorney General, Mr. Eric Holder.

We [the staff] are aware that right now it is not the time to give The F.B.I. or the Obama legacy any shit, but Sir, Fast and Furious, —y El Plan Mérida— no se olvidan.

… puta Madre, qué pinche Wüeva nos acosa; neta que sí.

…

… previously on asegovia3: the dance

Antecedente:  Complément de Affaire — CERFA n° 13473*01 — Una música VISCERAL.

So, Marianne, you and i go from the Cha Cha, to the Tango, —luego el Danzón— para pasar al Two–Step, eh!

If You, inclusive One, kick me out when Steve Bannon sets Headquarters at Le Front National, you are nothing more than Exclusive: your Move.

TimeStamp: 19h30… sock’it to me NOW!

Macroléon Emmanparte… 11 hours later

The following is courtesy of
Reddit
The Front Page of The Internet…

It’s official, same as with vampires who can be defeated during day light hours, THE KEY for SECURING A VICTORY in Russia is to engage in the Summer Time. Foto es cortesía de /r/photoshopbattles, via: frotteman

… did Ewe know that it was actually the Frogs who went ahead and invented the interWebs?

TimeStamp: 08h35 in Central NATO Time.

Later in the programming, as the French welcome their National Football Team from the First French Victory on Russian Soil, the little president of The United States of America, Donald J. Trump, will be surrendering “Old Glory” to his handler, VLADIMIR PUTIN.

… so it goes.

1. frotteman, https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/8z38mj/psbattle_french_president_celebrating/

 

“Start spreading the nEwes” — New York.

… hey, Rachel Maddow,

It’s too bad you don’t read this most inconsequential blog, becsuse Boy—ol’Boy! Have we got scored a Full Circle on this One… here’s part one:

“Paris is Alive”

Previously, on this most inconsequential blog, but during a different fútbol tournament:

…Coming UP: il Doucho de New York

il Doucho reloaded…

Heard at a Nationalist convention:

A strong arm megalomaniac asks:
— “ARE WE CRAZY?”

The effervescent sheeple in a Real Estate Sponsored sports arena respond:
— YESSSSSSSSS!!!

TimeStamp: The 11th Hour in Central NATO Time.

… and Yes! New York Magazine, we’ve been trying to tell Rachel Maddow that Trump is the mirror image of Mussolini with a shot of Fat Decaying Elvis for about two– or–three years now.

Of course he is being handled by Vlad “The Man”… Donald is the “bitch”. Just ask Steven Segal, or any one of the band members od Dire Straits… “That’s the way you do it,” i tell’ya—“These vagabond shoes” know what that Saint Petersburg is cooking.

Stick around, we’ll be right back!!!

 

Weekend Edition: Last Week Today in Real Time

For The Record:

Following the electoral Tsunami in Mexico last week (this coming Sunday) and, la pasion de cada cuatro años que se llama fútbol, we [the staff] had to put the AMLO content and the tyrannical transformation that has become of Winnie The Pooh in China, in the backburner. So, with both John Oliver and Bill Maher out of the way this weekend here’s Last Week Today in Real Time… with Brozo the Shady Clown.

Brozo… ¡Chingas a Tu Madre, güey!

Esperemos que AMLO no se convierta o lo dibujen como un Tigger®… o algo así, ya viernon ustedes como The ECONOMIST© transformó EPN⁞ en un tigre mexicano, o algo así. En fin, no me lo crean a mi, pero uno de los errores de Hugo Chávez como presidente de Venezuela fue que dejó a los empresarios trabajar al ritmo de lo que Washington les pusiera para bailar. Así que OJO… mucho OJO.

Thing One with Chris Hayes:

Dear, Emmanuel Macron, got Champagne?

[rear view context follows]

TimeStamp:
minuto 28′
Sweden 0 — England 0

TimeStamp:
minuto 30′
Cousin Joe’s doppelganger brit uses big head to score on Pippy Long Stockings Squad…
Sweden 0 — England 1

OH, THE HUMANITY!!!

TimeStamp:
minuto 45’
¿Como se dice CUIDAPALOS en SUECO?
Sweden 0 — England 1

Segunda mitad

… detalles de ayer.

TimeStamp:
minuto 58’
Sweden 0 — England 2

minuto 62’ ¿como se dice Cuidapalos en Ingles?

…

minuto 90’
Sweden 0 — England 2

Harry Potter moves on to the next Station.

“Paul’s broken-a-glass… a-glass, he’s broken today”

The good thing about this most inconsequential blog/
is that i’ll never know
“What it’s Like to be Read“

John:
One-two-three, one-two-three …

(guitars strumming)

John:
Hold on, hold on!

Ringo:
Ah, I was out …

John:
No, I’m just gonna raise this so’s it’s nearer the bass strings than the top string …

(a glass shatters)

Ladies in Gemeni… con ustedes: Sir Paul.

John:
Paul’s broken-a-glass, broken-a-glass, Paul’s broken-a-glass, a-glass-a-glass, he’s broken today!

(fiddling with guitar strings)

John:
Okay.

(guitar strum)

John:
One- … oh, are you ready? Macca? One-two-three, one-two-three!


PickAMoonDog… “well EWE can Syndicate any Boat you Row”.

http://pickamoondog.blogspot.com/2010/05/paul-broken-glass.html