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Revolver Eyes — Hey Jew… you let Judah down

Shalom for Israel has always meant ‘PEAS‘, or chicharitos en Castellano from Las Chivas del Guadalajara.

“Always concerned, never courageous”

They only did, “as they were told,” said the host at the Passover feast ; Exodus XII
N.I.B. version.

 

Quote of the THEY, in Maine.

Now it’s time for another edition of:

Lapidify your Enthusiasm : saponification follows

Now Ewe Knows why they put a DOVE™️ on the soap.

 

Volksjuden…  Shalom is the emptiest word in the Hebrew Torah, and Jesus “fucking” Christ the worst Jew in history, which is why Saúl “fabricated” his « revolution » into a Christmas tale about rabbits made out of Swiss chocolate and milk.

To the moon, Ali Vitali — tú, the moon.

Pete Hegseth is a war criminal who needs to be throttled to The Hague, —on the double.

Öüï Negotiate with Trash, Metal and, Willie Geist… with ROCK

 

Eye tells Ewe WATT! Semafore Ben, fuck all the chicken hawks who NEGOTIATE with Buzz. Öüï pity the fools who follow DONALD TRUMP TO GWAR.

You are going to need a lot of boxes of reticles (EACH) and a whole-lotta-sequences for that hydraulic jig-a-ma-gigic.

In local news Airborne Rangers are getting ready to play the real-life casualties/characters in Pete Hegseth’s moronic, First Person Shooting asymmetrical “Call of Duty” on his PS3 XBOX.

El°ection³ is Puerto Rican for penetration

³~. … but that is only because the letter “are” [erre en Castellano] is taboo for mi viejo, San Juan.

 Issy-it-Swings a little to The Left from Center, except in Nice ; ask Dr. Poisson, she knows.

El-ection is Puerto Rican for penetration, but that’s only because one has to get excited about Western-style Republics.

 

It’s eight a.m. in Paris, France.

In recap, una chica 🏊🏽‍♀️ nada y con°jugar a la nada aprendemos que :

While LA GUARDIA slept and Ewe sneezed.

pour toi je pourrai faire 🤿 l’Atlantique en solitaire

yo nado, tú nadas, él y ella nadan, y así por el estilo, ahora naden, entre ustedes y aquellos, — en la nada.

i (Armando Segovia) can assure you, Mme. Mercier, de Montréal not from Nice :

no somos nada… ask Salma, she knows.

… Take a small example, take a tip from me Take all of your money, give it all to charity.

–now that, that would be Sublime, It’s What I Got.

No es lo mismo “una chica nada” que “una chicanada”³

³~. Executive aggrandizement or, as the Swede say, “esas sí son chingaderas, César Chávez”.

… and if you order within the next commercial break Ewe also get our exclusive “Laboratorios Camacho” formula for ego enlargement and manhood maximization.

Up next in Paris, France :

They say that El’ections are the minimum requirement to have (successful) penetration.

Soul Sacrifice — told you That i was the most exciting piece of performance art @ Châtelet

In any case scenario, let’s go to Luchenbach, Texas… and change Nashville again.

All the pretty candles and one massive Cake on the Attack.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell®, New Jersey… Taco Bell©, can you bitches dig it?

But first, let’s go over to Baraboo, Wisconsin, where the good people of North Bergen are hiding out because they don’t have the BALLS, the BALLS! France, to leave a fucking comment and (instead) act like fucking CHIHUAHUAS at Taco Bell™ at supper time in Central Europe Times.

… Eye ain’t got a cutline to flatten you, yet, but when Eye does youse gonna be flatter than a tortilla rolled up to eat my pork chicharrones with, —bitch.

Happening Now in Paris, Texas :

We Are Olympians… and just for ol’ Time’Sakes before Anita Bonita leaves office : if only the Paris Tourism Board Had The Fucking Imagination, eh?

Absolutely nothing, 🗳️ just rednecks living with the consequences of war, good-god y’all.

Issy-Eye-Eats pork and beans becuase Öüï could give a fuck about a holy diet or a REGIME for a cult and/or religion on EARTH, but i do go Coucou For Cocoa-Puffs… one thing however, is that new look that fip . fr got for the Spring of 2026 ; it’s SHIT! Shit Eye tells you Thomas Le Corbillon, Shit!!! Needless to write, it’s shit with a pink hue and all that jazz. Any hoot, you did say to call you any time, so here it is : fip new look sucks, but that is only my personal opinion.

 

And, Jackie Alemany… welcome to the hotel Kalifornia

No-va

Now before Öüï heads out to Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino, Eye must mark this down so that Évry last motherfucker at FIP understands,

In any case scenario, SHOUT out to D.C. on a beautiful day… and if youse indoors, Öüï hopes Ewe gots a window facing sun light.

[ Book 3, when Eye became a performance work of art, not necessarily otro pinche hartista d’ocasión ]

_that you can’t go labeling your sirens as the most “eclectic” cunts around when Denis Soula (that motherfucker³) goes painting every-fucking-channel in a ROSA MEXICANO hue around the music, pink is fine but only on 🍹 cocktails that arrive with a little umbrella to stir the poison… mine is whiskey, Niño Luc, what’s yours, —nigga?

Which it is Why, Why!!! Jackie Alemany is dressed in Mao’s Black. Irregardless, Jonathan Capehart on Eugene Daniels cum-white coat.

It’s not you, Europe… it’s La Marquise de Lafayette , that cross-dressing bum.

³~. I guess what Eye is trying to convey here, Mme. Mercier, is that “Le Page” d’accueil at fip . fr is a cheap Canadian-look-alike front of what used to be called « ICEBERG RADIO » on the interwebs but now-a-theys since 2017 or so, turned into just another ACCUWEATHER channel with a programming machine fishing out them hits for the people working under fluorescent lives baking birthday cakes for very rich piano-playing cunts, no offence 🦩.

“Early, don’t be late… », gonna listen to Carlos Santana now, Jingo~ism no va.

トランプのアメリカは : Bibi Netanyahou’s bitch

Issy-it’s-the French touch that sells the Epstein Class at Invalides.

Breaking in Washington, Anand Giriharadas relays that Israel survives and thrives thanks to “American tax payers”, but that is because for the JEWS in Israel, gringos are GOY scum  for Yahweh 🇮🇱

I don’t practice Santería.

Instant replay, no surprise :

Trump’s 🇮🇱 America ☠️ is :

One vote for Trump is a vote for Netanyahou’s Jews in Israel and Las Vegas.

Have a pineapple 🍍 with Ananas Giriharadas and the Epstein Class on the EyesWide Shut in Dubaï’s Hilton.

Never eat with women… but if you do, do like Mandingo in FRANCE and make that bitch pay for the meal.

 

Remember now, it’s a GWAR of Distraction for Donald Trump.

And, Anand… they did it all for the “network”, God forbids that Civics got in the way of their foie gras and New England lobster meal with the French in Epstein’s apartment on/at La Seine.

Sweet baby Jesus! Grace Jones just painted fip pink

Eye must say, and Öüï want to be the first to write this :

What have you done?

 

It looks gay, to Mí, but who’s got the balls to say it, shall we say with Grace? Who? The Eggman? Not with Yoko around.

Law and Order : the rich and the powerful.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, in High Times News, American rapper Afroman is suing the World Trade Center for getting in the way of his 2001 #1 hit,  “Because Eye Got High”.

Knives out and No Surprises : Chacun son histoire … the prez was just CRASS

“No sé si valga la pena contestarle…”, Claudia a Ayuso en Madrid

Cat Fight at the Luchenbach Kalten Show

Chapter Won : tu abuelita en bicicleta

How to Berimbau without sounding like an asshole.

Breaking in El País, Mexican presidenta invites Spanish King to Churubusco. Madrid is furiosa and insist on referring to El Sud as “hispanic” leaving Brazil out of the concept of Latinoamérica on account that Samba no Parla le SPICK-oh.

⚽… Take Five bossa-nova

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