Category Archives: Efemérides

¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?

Early Edition: Amarillo by Morning

Got the Ocho, but el Juez was Blind.

…but speaking of Foreign Entanglements, a Giant Carnival Ball blew over a Taiwanese road, and in Geneva a live event happened regarding the Syrian cockblock roadblock on humanitarian aid… Bureaucracy inaction, is the bad news —no casualties of war in schools or hospitals have been recorded in two days— and that is Always Good.

[image follows] TimeStamp the 12 thirty hour CET
[The following image is not badtyping the Military…

Yellow postcards and pork Destination dollars via LIMA OHIO.

Yellow postcards and pork Destination dollars via LIMA OHIO. | The above is not military criticism. ↑ Lo de arriba ↑ es una efeméride ↑ blueprint ↑ that for 100 years ↑ has destroyed many green fields; and a couple of sandboxes too.

the following image ↑ is just a reflection of any given obsoleted military toy].

Over at the Rockefeller Center, armando barbas missed the first ½ hour of the Morning Mika show… armando was busy looking at his ol’HotRod pictures from 1991. The staff remains on vacation—but a one-man show will catch you on the rebound. Stick around Pencing with Peacocks is up next.

PSA: Public Service Announcement antes de que sepas lo que pude pasar, si el dueño de la marca Trump llegase a ganar. O sea wey, Trump puede llevarse el derecho de surrarse en el trono de La Casa Blanca, la que está a un lado de Potomac, porque como-TÚ-comprenderas el chaparrito blanco de Xochimilco, pues ese ya se tapó.

GÜEYES… REGISTRENSE y Voten… and please CopyLeft.

Heard on a Table VIII qualifying run:

Tank commander: Crooked Casino, Right!
Loader: UP!!!
Gunner: IDENTIFIED!!!
Tank commander: Fire SABOT—FIRE_FIRE-HEAT!!!

Next Up: The Widowmaker, a night-run exercise. Difficulty level; With all due respect: a real motherfucker… and that’s a good thing. Because if the Queens nativist wins the commode at the 1600 Pennsylvania toilet, then new regulations for the (APFT) FM 21-20 will literally add hand motions —as legit exercise!!!

Dear Dony:
Captain Trips is not happy with your ad… and Jerry Garcia—did have a beard. And for all the Rolling Stones fans out there, remember_never forget that if we have a notion of what Satisfaction is, we all owe that feeling to Brian —not to the company holdings of TRS*.

* TheRollingStones

Right now, the  cockblicker adblocker keeps getting all-in on my screen.

 Yesterday on Cousin Joe’s show, we the people -literally- didn’t get our biggest moment of Satisfaction [at the end of the show] and so we the sheeple [shout out to Raquel] hope that at the end of today’s show the adblocker doesn’t get in the way and that we Witness [shout out to The Reverend] the “What did we learn Today” bit.

FM stations if you are listening: My Kat Suki wants to hear Satisfaction out of your waves. BlackSheep7 —out.

Uso justo de los anuncios en una calle de París.

Uso justo de los anuncios en una calle de París. Foto de Archivo. Foto capturada por armando segovia/segoviaspixes (2016). Copia-y-Pega/

Lo de ↑ arriba ↑ is not a joke: TimeStamp… the 1500 hour in Central Europe Time.

…y lo de abajo es un “one-each”  MRE francés de Tripas de Caen²  acompañadas con dos manzanas; una de esas dos manzana™ es más clásica que la otra, —y eso es todo lo que al respecto voy a transmitir. Sin embargo, una de esas dos tentaciones me permite rayar lo que se me pegue la gana por su superficie; y la otra no es que no me deje hacerlo, lo que pasa es que su constitución la hicieron aparte de lisa—muy brillosa!… y para poder escribir sobre su capa exterior es necesario hacerlo con un marcador distinto al que se usa en un papel, se pierde pues, la esencia del borrador.

No te enojes Manzanita, ayer me desayuné un Corn Flakes… Foto por armando segovia/segoviaspixes (2016) CopyLeft.

² Allí mero en Caen, a las zanahorias las cuecen.
En Cananea a las zanahorias las rebanan
y jamás he visto yo a ese vegetal
adentro de una cazuela de menudo… En Puerto Rico
lo más cercano a la noción de un menudo
es Ricky Martin.

 

And now: Happy Birthday don Porfirio

… the good thing about this sequel,
is that Former Mexico President Vicente Fox,
does not watch, [and that is] because he already ATE his cake. He already went The Distance.

Jesus built my podium and China [BTW] sew together those flags. Those are the greatest flags… those flags are Premium Grade; Airline Magazine shiny paper gauge flags, I tell you… but you know, Brothers and Sisters —Let US hold our hands. [Jimmy, can you please play some R.E.M.].

"ese Cabrón trabaja más que un negro"… Vicente Fox: the more you knew.

“Ese Cabrón trabaja más que un negro**”, Vicente Fox: the more you knew.

Digresión before the show:

Journalism —and voting booth selfies are not a crime.

Buenos días Alegría… Buenos Días Señor Sol
Hola, Hoy se celebra el crepúsculo de una Independencia de 1810.
…Y del cumpleaños de un déspota que duró en su podium podio por 30 años.

… and now, Howard Dean —case in point— news: Cousin Joe writes a little Blog, about how right he is… Coming Up: The Show… Katy Kur has the morning off… but the Mighty Mighty Katy Tur  is  was in, to cover her shift. Combat Pay was earned for her reporting.

This is not your average New Jersey Shore games.

This is not your average New Jersey Shore games. | Uso justo de todas las flechas.

y_los-carabineros_de-david_duke-eran_deplorables

[Context —should— follow]. Stayed tuned… right now, the Animal House profe, is in.

INTERMEDIO with Cousin Joe:

The above screen-grab still needs some work… | Uso justo de MTV.

The ↑ above ↑ screen-grab ↑ still needs some work… | Uso justo de MTV.

…after the Break: Confessions of Regina Inés Barbosa Govea—major conocida— como Gina Montes; only on Señor Costa’s [“el” WaPo] del Washington Post].

La versión de 'te recuerdo Amanda' Version "El Tigre" Azcárraga.

La versión de ‘te recuerdo Amanda‘ Version “El Tigre” Azcárraga.

Meanwhile… back at ‘the’ FIP, los D-Jay de Radio France nos recuerdan que no es lo mismo una Cholada [o plebada] con su Michelada, que una Cholada con su Caravana…

Brrrrrmmmm-Brrrrrmmmm… "Ya llego Niki Lauda, todo El Mundo está aquí"… Así lo dijo en un télénovela, La Ficha Amarilla, de Parchís.

Brrrrrmmmm-Brrrrrmmmm… “Ya llego Niki Lauda, todo El Mundo está aquí”… Así lo dijo —en Familia con Chabelo— Tino el de Parchís*. | Uso justo de Todos los Medios, y de la leyenda de Parchís… según el rumor de los molinos, a la Ficha Verde, el mundo de las finanzas la envolvió; mientras que a mi favorita [por ser la más atrevida] a ella dicen que la transformó el mundo de las télénovelas mexicanas —llevándola eventualmente hacia otras actividades más atrevidas… Me gustas ficha Amarilla por ser rebelde como un GTO. | Fuente del chisme: http ://www .que .es /musica /201408300900 -envejecido -integrantes -grupo -parchis .html

Mañana, jueves 15 de septiembre, es el regreso de vacaciones [en el mundo] de las manifestaciones.

[Time delayed memory from the Spring of 2016 follows]

“El próximo Toro”, le corresponde al Señor Fox… pero ahorita son las 1400 horas en la Europa Central, ahorita es la hora de las repeticiones. Nicole [BTW] wore her Le Mans [I love Steve McQueen] outfit today. The staff remains on vacation but, the replacements all agree— an apple a day, keeps the Doctors away. Cousin Joe, may i have an apple?

[Time delayed screen-grab follows]

Hola.

Hola. Right now, don Chente está hablando como un verdadero señor del Consejo Empresarial… but, basically yes, Walls are Stupid, Ignorant and above all, Chinese and Russian made. | Fair use of the middle of the 1400 hours, on ‘the’ MSNBC.

… y colorín colorado, los cinco minutos de Fox irónicamente fueron una cátedra en progresismo disfrazado. Bravo! Sr. Presidente —¿o prefiere que me diriga a usted con el mote de C.E.O.?

Stick Around:
El Show de Fox aún no ha terminado…
La ‘otra’ carrera, la de los mexicanos,
arranca después del Día de Reyes 2017.
Esa contienda [seguro que] será un maratón que culminará
a mediados del verano de Twenty-Eighteen …

Cousin Joe, he will have to wait and see
what “The Upside of [that] Inequality”
will read like… more on that:

Only, on Aguascalientes TV. “La Señal de ellos”.

The checkered shirt files:

* Niki Lauda:  http://www.que.es/musica/201408300900-envejecido-integrantes-grupo-parchis.html

** Los negros de Vicente Fox… Flashblack  Flashback to the Rev. Al Sharpton, on Vicente Fox: https ://www .google .fr /search?q =the+reverend+al+sharpton&ie =utf-8&oe =utf-8&client =firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd =cr&ei =YWnZV42nJMmCaOvqpIAF

Uso justo de un resbalón —ya— muy conocido.

Uso justo de un resbalón —ya— muy conocido.

Uau! Hoje é quarta-feria, 7 de setembro de 2016

Disclosure de arranque:
armando segovia sigue de vacaciones.

En un día como hoy, pero de 1822, los cariocas alcanzan el sueño de la independencia. Muchos [en el último tercio de 2016] han de temer que no habrá mucho que celebrar.

Eat-that-impeachement… uso justo de todos los sesgos, perdón; Uso Justo de Todos Los Medios.

Eat-that-impeachement… uso justo de todos  los sesgos , perdón; Uso Justo de Todos Los Medios. | Los enlaces a el contenido de las postales de hoy vienen incluidos en los cuadritos aglomerados de ↑ arriba ↑… muito obrigado.

En un día como el de mañana, 8 de septiembre —pero de 1847— se comienza a escribir, al Sur del Rio Bravo, el borrador que llegaría a ser (en los libros de texto gratuito*) la historieta de Los Niños Héroes de Chapultepec . Al Norte del Rio Grande, Winfield Scott asentaría los primeros capítulos del llamado concepto apañador, —mejor conocido como— El Destino Manifiesto de Donald Trump. 

*Próximamente en cines:
La Leona de las Cuotas…
Si no “te mochas“—no hay “Niños Héroes” para ti.

Uso justo del Publimetro, y de una mujer abusona en Veracruz.

Uso justo de una mujer abusona en Veracruz.

It’s Mother Mary’s Monday…

“Wake up and smell the cat food”
Morning Joe, on MSNBC…  doing the “soccer”  report [with the BBC].
Juan Valdés over at the  sponsor’s desk…
at the Starbucks’ desk confirms new venture with PetSmart®
“MoChat_io” a latte-americano for your Manhattan Kitty K’s.
[links to references follow].  

It’s Monday, August  12,13,14,  15… 2016.
Over at the BBC Desk, the “thought police” began trolling the trolls, and over at the 5th floor of Rockefeller Center, Mr. Peacock hackers continue to scramble the COMCAST international [antenna] desk… again.

Today, on the MorJo show, the segment "what did we learn today… if anything" was obsolete. | Fair use of the English language through the mighty mighty news media… and Juan Valdez Café—of course.

Today, over on  The  MorJo  Show, the segment known as, “what did we learn today… if anything” was obsolete. | Fair use of the English language through the mighty mighty news media… and Juan Valdez Café—of course.

Over at the ‘prison porn’ channel…

“California sunlight, sweet <Kolkata> rain…”
The news remain the same.

...

…

It’s after midnight [now] in Central Europe. Over on the Tupelo Mississippi timeline, the 5 o’clock hour is making its rounds. Why is that relevant? Because on the ‘entertainment front’ and next to Nixon —on the war on drugs— was the king himself. And if my math is not wrong, i won’t have to do “housekeeping” on the following statement: Elvis left via the throne: 39 years ago.

A ‘Drunk History’ episode and at least two motion pictures catalogued the Nixon meets Elvis political crossroads, [on the American political timeline] better than this blog could ever do —that moment justice. [Context follows].

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“Let me tell you how it will be”… EMI Studios—London.

And now, direct from the Mr. Bean files:
an INTERMISSION.

…Just-in-time-cyber_Reporting¹ and FAIR USE of the George’s
at Abbey Road².

If you watch a screen I’ll tax your pixels.
Atte.: La Gerencia de los Overloards S.A. de C.V.

Context from the Ministry of Information and Propaganda will follow… stay tuned. Coming Up: Big Brother buys a fleet of Big Vans.

Context from the Ministry of Information and Propaganda will follow… stay tuned. Coming Up: “Big” Brother buys a “Big” Fleet of “Big” Vans…. but because We All Live In A Yellow Submarine, We actually don’t give a “Big” Flying Circus fuck.

… pero hablando de Caetano Veloso,
te invito a ver Las Olimpiadas; claro!!!

The_assignement-of-a-lifetime

Claro, our overlords are at it again. | Uso justo de Claro Sports y los interwebs.

She Said She Said:

  1. Just-in-time-cyber_Reporting: www .fipradio.fr /archives-antenne |  Vendredi, 05 Août 2016….
Fair use of a French Radio Stations with no commercials —except for the music labels.

Fair use of a French Radio Station with no commercials —except for the music labels. “Here, There and Everywhere”.

2. Los Georges de Abbey Road. Vía: Rolling Stone. |  http ://www .rollingstone .com /music /features /celebrating-revolver-beatles-first-on-purpose-masterpiece-w432935

… Bonus round: one each, vintage advert from a Mirror… http ://www .mirror .co .uk /money /tv-licences-how-legally-stop-6804494

 

20 de julio, 2016 | Efeméride en Luna Llena

TimeStamp: last minutes of the 1am hour in Central Europe.

As ‘September*‘ plays in the background of the Quicken Loans Arena, the following:

En términos oficiales, a Donald Trump solamente le falta librar al el llamado ‘colegio electoral’ de los Estados Unidos para que el nacionalismo ocupe la Casa Blanca; la de los ‘American Curios‘ — no la casa blanca de las telenovelas…[context follows].

* Earth, Wind & Fire.

Alaska and the drama… GOP celebration gets an unscheduled 'INTERMISSION'.

Alaska and the drama… GOP celebration gets an unscheduled ‘INTERMISSION’. | Fair use of Aljazeera’s coverage.

Officially, Donald Trump’s candidacy starts on a Full Moon… 4 Full Moons untill Tuesday, November 8… Bonus, Bonus, BONUS: insignificant side show scheduled for September 16, which is Mexican Independence Day, on that night depending on the cloud coverage in your area the lunar cycle will welcome an eclipse.

El circo al otro lado del charco. | Uso justo de los medios. [Credits follow].

El circo al otro lado del charco. | Uso justo de los medios. [Credits follow].

“… it’s all just bits of paper flying away from you”¹

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14 Juillet | La Noche de los Fuegos Artificiales

… y el aniversario de la toma de una prisión: Lock Up is for pussies… or for “Double-A” short-stops in the American Baseball League.

Over at Rockefeller Center, Mika is back from the French Riviera [a SOHO bar].

Uso justo de La Marsellesa, 20 minutos y Morning Mika: on MSNBC.

Uso justo de La Marsellesa, 20 minutos, y Morning Mika: on MSNBC.

[Context follows… right now, and to complement the Syria talks [on MSNBC] it is time to go see Secretary of State John Kerry sur les Champs-Elysées].

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1.8 billion miles | Just-in-Time Voyaging

Mini planet with big ego and trillion dollar WAR budget reaches Giant’s orbit

July 4th, 2016
Boulevard ARAGO, 75014 —Paris.

Fair Use of a meager U.S. FEDERAL budget… and TAM: The Amazing Meeting of 2011 in Las Vegas.

Fair Use of the U.S. FEDERAL budget [for Space Exploration]… and TAM: The Amazing Meeting of 2011 —Vegas edition.

In the very near future, Juno —the spacecraft— is scheduled to burn out, but before that happens, the National Aeronautics Space Agency is probably going to be showcasing plenty of interesting renditions of the phenomena that is taking place in another part of our solar neighborhood.

Here on planet Earth, as the far reaches of the known universe continue to expand at an accelerating rate [so say the string theorists] NASA’s budgets continue to diminish. It seems, says a television personality and engineer [at the same time] that the war effort has the priority —and the earmarks— with the mindset of the people that continue to get elected into office.

And in the meantime, the leading country of a so called free world depends on an old nemesis [Vladimir Putin] to get its freedom-loving American explorers safely back on the ground…

Banksters, on the other hand, are guaranteed stratospheric bailouts so that their super navigating vessels may continue to dock on fiscal paradises…  Oh, say—can You see, Magic in the middle of all those stars?

The Amazing Meeting of 2011. | Fair use of Youtube and the Interwebs.

The Amazing Meeting of 2011. | Fair use of Youtube and the Interwebs.

Insertion for today’s sources:

  1. The Sun King’s astronomers site [in Toulouse] : obspm.fr and the Paris Observatory, on the googlemaps.
  2. NASA: https ://www .nasa .gov /press-release /nasa-announces-coverage-media-activities-for-juno-mission-arrival-at-jupiter
  3. “He shoots he scores [and choosing]  not to afford it“: https ://www .youtube .com /watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=G-N6onOzS_A#t=2211

T-minus [timestamp]:

Uso justo de una cuenta regresiva por los interwebs. | Cortesía de la NASA.

Uso justo de una cuenta regresiva por los interwebs. | Minutero cortesía de la NASA.

It’s ‘officiel’: No “Stairway to Heaven” appeal: THR

Viernes 24 de junio, 2016
por: staff

“So let me take you,
take you to the movies…”

The Mighty Led Zeppelin.

Untitled: Sensational spelling.

Because you deserve the country that You vote For:  Britain    BRITANNIA has now left the building…  “Said  there  ain’t  no  use  in  crying. ‘Cause it will only, only drive you mad. DOES IT HURT TO HEAR [donald] LYING? Was this the only world you had? Oh-oh.

Aftershocks: USO JUSTO DE LOS MEDIOS: Aftershocks…

Los_temerarios-en-Inglés

D’Yer_maker—Boris—Fck’Up. | Uso justo de los medios.

 

Satan sources follow… “You know…” time to  “Ramble on.”

In the tabs:

Gardner, E. and Cullins, A.  Led Zeppelin Wins ‘Stairway to Heaven’ Jury Trial. The Hollywood Reporter. June 23, 2016; context  imagery borrowed on June 24, 2014 within the context of  ™©®Complimentary Coincidences of Current Events®©™. Via: http ://www .hollywoodreporter .com /thr-esq /led-zeppelin-wins-stairway-heaven-905866

Outline Productions Ltd. Eddie Izzard’s Mongrel Nation.  Via: http ://www .outlineproductions .co .uk /productions /eddie-izzards-mongrel-nation/

Sensational Spelling Wiki. Judge for yourself, via: https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Sensational_spelling

 

 

Between a Rock and a Hardwire

Love and The Marseillaise
via youtube… and the BBC
Our World in June, 1967…

The above video previously contained a copyrighted audio track.
Due to a claim by a copyright holder,
the audio track has been muted.

"…and with [all] apologies." this blog agrees with Mr. Williams approach with former republican senator Melquíades Martínez, the man [Williams] was only doing 'housekeeping and math'. 103 shell casings, 50 dead and 53 injured… millions hurting [some might add]; except of course, one Dan Patrick in the great state of Texas. The man [DAN PATRICK] hides behind 'his' good book in order to eco 'that' Lieutenant Governor's intolerant pandering during a very heated political year.

“…and with [all] apologies,” this blog agrees with Mr. Williams approach with former republican senator Melquíades Martínez, the man [Williams] was only doing ‘housekeeping and math.‘ 100-plus shots fired, 50 dead [incluyendo a el asesino*]  and 53 injured… millions hurting [some might add]; except of course, one Dan Patrick in the great State of Texas. The man [DAN PATRICK] hides behind ‘his’ good book in order to eco ‘that’ Lieutenant Governor’s intolerant pandering during a very heated political year…

TimeStamp: 11h30m CET

[Context follows].

Sources for Flashpoint and Layers Cake follow… right now:

* Conteo adecuado de acuerdo a las normas del Estado Americano, [eso] de acuerdo a France24… uso justo de los medios:

Mateen, el asesino en cuestión, no cuenta en el recuento de almas que ya se fueron. | Original tally up —of 50— provided by The New York Times: http ://www .nytimes .com /2016 /06 /14 /us/orlando-shooting.html?_r=0

Mateen, el asesino en cuestión, no cuenta en el recuento de almas que ya se fueron. | Original tally up —of 50— provided by The New York Times: http ://www .nytimes .com /2016 /06 /14 /us/orlando-shooting.html?_r=0

TimeStamp: 14h30m CET

“Tristeza infinita”
Bernard Cazeneuve*
Ministro del Interior de Francia.

… It’s Tuesday now [CET] and as the world [on Monday] began to make sense of the killings of [49] people whose only sin was the enjoyment of life, another act of terror —this time in the vicinity** of Paris— snatched the life of a French couple who happened to be off-duty police officers in their home in a place called Magnanville. In the aftermath of that siege, the couple leave behind a three-year-old child. Elite forces from the French police rescued the infant from the scene of the crime. The killer, this time a knife-wielding man [as described by the medias] claimed allegiance to an extremist jihadist group that calls itself the ‘islamic state’—a perversion of the Muslim faith.

* Vía:
http ://www .france24 .com /en /20160614-islamic-state-group-kills-french-policeman-hostage-paris-attack
** 35 miles north-west of Paris

[Context follows… amidst a major international sporting event and a very contested labor reform, police forces are going to be over-clocking resources —yet again— with overtime]…

[Context follows]… Fair use of Media—Uso justo de los medios.

[Context follows]… Fair use of Media—Uso justo de los medios.