And, Cousin Joe — This blog kills planned obsolescence 🥁

Shalom. Or something like that.

Well, I’ll be damned. We do live in Luxury at the Bagagerie, Marie-Ange.

 

Anyhow, Évry body (M. Valls), please do remember that the expressed, exprimida, exprimé is nothing but a Draft 🌬️, the whole draft 🌊, and nuttin’ but a draft 📝, and all characters are mere interpretations of the news of the they, which noose at Staff does not select {nor} is responsible for it’s its fictitious content. Uso justo de todos los medios.

La Cucaracha 🪳… No Habrá Cadabra Feliz.

After Sacrosanct Wednesday, it’s The BEATLES TAKEOVER Thursday, o como dicen los franceses:

Phuck y’er Barça “Stones”, all it takes, Mic 🎙️, it’s just one last TAKE 💋.

KRUPS FCM⚽Savoy (Made in China)

It’s Primetime in Hilo Hawaii… en décalage, et de quel ÂGE?

In Local news, pop-up artisans worked in double super-charged time to assemble the red carpet to for the monsters of Crack³

³~. Astro 🇦🇷 🍸del balompié, period. Es un LIO, pero así pasa cuando ISRAEL 🇮🇱 insists on being the Barbarians with the expensive weapons of mass destruction.

³~. Knot, to mention, Pau Paccard, the PHACT that ISRAELITE SETTLERS, are taking a PAGE from the MEXICAN narcos and sporting IDF uniforms’ to intimate the Palestinians in Cisjordania. That’s very Nazi of Israel.

Are you talking to me?

“Wednesday is sacrosanct for me.”

Short on Verbal Skills? Join a Very, Very, Very French FÚTBOL fan club

Drink to Bing, drink for Bing’s health 🍸.

Happiness is a Fall-back weekend.

Ewe talkin’ to Mí?
Cus’ Eye don’t see any body other than this fucking FAKIR, maddafakka!

In Local News, Eye swear that François Ruffin is the long lost Illegitimate Basterd’ garçon de Bobby De Nero.

In Hilo, Hawaii, there are still 15 minutes before The Happy Mondays, in Manhattan, Mika is already preaching just another Manic Monday, she wishes it was Sunday, because that’s her fun day.

El Guión°cito de Cité en Notre Dame des Victoires (Paris 2).

Happy Halloween 🎃 Did y’all get that ammo ready, you never know where the Wild Wild West is going to take your significant others. Keep on rocking in a Phree World.

And just in case I don’t see you again:

Have a nice afternoon,  ˈēv(ə)niNG, and good night.

 

Imma la rosa y Juanito la trabaja… Ewe pimp!!! 😉

 

Up next, The Paris TOURISM BOARD joins les Associations 1901 and to°Get°her, The Paris TOURISM BOARD and them associados will forge a strategy to Tiddy-Up the Social Sights of El Teatro de los dos pueblos.

Breaking news, Juanito Guanabacoa aprendió a utilizar el “tio” español en una expresión con un bretón de Germania… but that has nothing to do with this blog.

If past is prologue, estimada SoFy Velasco, for what it is worth, tus cuentos eran miel de maguey, y no chingaderas… Baby You Can Drive My Car.

Im’ma gonna need a box of reticles reticulados.

 

For context, Juanito Guanabacoa is the DiCaprio of bilingual twats on his show, that is you’ve got—tune in–but it all works out Évry 23 months, or the expiration date on a récépissé.

Fuck it, my name today is AR-NO. And if you are a journalist interviewing my fellow clochards à la bagagerie (tu-morrow) then you should know that Öüï know that it ain’t nuttin’ but a Maraude thing.

Ain’t no such thing as Mojo, it’s all technique.

And, Tony Palma, you are going to like the Güey that Juanito is going to look, and Juanito Guanabacoa, “Sugar Mercy” is what el pinche diabetico said.

And, oh La Humanidad, Juanito imported los musicos cubanos to Botzaris… pinche coyote radial, eh Imma, abre tu ventana 🪟 para que veas a El Sol 😎.

Por cierto, Imma rosa m’esta… comunícale a Paco² que no sea culo, y que fume mota el hijo de la chingada.

²~. And by Paco, Eye means Taibo.

De cualquier manera, Juanito Guanabacoa, if only the French Nazi collaborationists³ would have turned into the Arts and not public safety, France would not resemble a Sugar Coated Democratic (German) République… eh, Imma: fuck Johnny Hallyday and his fagetty Harley, Aussi. And here is why, Imma Larosa:

Parceque.

Previously on parapandering with a loaded caulk gun

Now Is Knot The Thyme To Talk About Red Lobsters At The Shitty Wök

What are the odds, Eye can’t even mention a fucking lobster ban without opening a can of City Wok, Jesus H. Fucking Christ. Anyhow, it’s the start of a three-they Hunter Moon, and in Paris, France, hoy no hubo noticias…

 

Any-hoot, it’s Aleister Crowley’s remembrance month and just in Thyme for Hello-Ween, tonight’s Full Moon will appear to hold until Tuesday’s Gone, Bay-Bee!

Issy, it’s Magick 🪄 not a stage act from El Teatro de los dos pueblos en Châtelet where it’s DICTÉE Day, y’all.

It’s Magick🪄 not a special engagement, Moon and Jupiter will be paired tonight.

It’s 22:20 in CET, and I don’t have the slightest clue as to why tonight’s Full Moon seems to have a protractor-like shadow that nibbles the Earth’s nat-sat between its 5 and 7 o’clock. If you have a clear view looking N-E, perhaps you too will not believe your lying i’s.

Checking our handy-capable Star Walk app Öüï found the nibble monster, Issy-it’s-Ahfaken GOAT… 🐐

 

7h20 Hilo, Hawaii — I Dig Love

 

Parapandering in Paris with a loaded caulk gun.

Carte what, Dub’ya? ⚾

Play ball!

¡Ay! Barbara! No Body Loves Baseball in Paris, but that is only because Parisians are a bunch of FaGs.

Dominique Galouzeau de Villepin, does not agree, it’s 2001, and now as always, FUCK BARBARA BUSH! And in the word of Villepin: PLAY BALL MOTHA FUCKER!!!

Just Caulking around, o como diría Jorge Saldaña de los franceses: they don’t Caulk around with engrudo con los dedos para los pobres en Acapulco, Otis.

“This is not the Thyme to talk about a Red Lobster³ ».

🦞

Painted Black… if only the Paris TOURISM BOARD HAD THE Imagination.

 

³~. French Ministre of Culture, André Malraux, at the opening of Pablo Picasso’s 85th anniversaire Hommage a l’Homard. 22/11/1966; Le Grand Palais, Paris, CEDEX.

Vincent Damon Fournier³ meets Alice’s Mariachi.

³~. Spécial Forces in Paris. (1981)

… And, Katty Kay, AR-15, eh! What a güey for the M-16 to make a comeback. Fucking American Mythology, I swear, the Gall, France! The Gall de Pinault.

 

Last Week to They — A closer rug (Maine)

It’s All Greek To Mí — ‘Stamos con Lewiston, in Maine, eating regular red lobster 🦞 near a bowling for Columbine theme night.

 

Öüï last saw Fenster the copy editor square dancing in what used to be a French settlement probably named after a racetrack in the Ancienne ⚜️  Régime au Mans, which probably explains why Fenster ordered the escargot 🐌 during the restaurant scene in REPTILE.

Meanwhile at El Mundo de Le Monde de Mans:

Les trafiquants osent tout!

Sor… presa.

Drugs hidden inside weapons…
Armas disimuladas entre las drogas…
J’ai même vu de la drogue planquée dans la drogue!

Boobie traps, arrive courtesy, Está Vez por cortesía de Víctor Jagger, the Freejack snatcher.

Page 11, 22/23 Octobre in Le Monde

Page 12… Greece: Europe’s austérité laboratoire.

Yup… Cam One was inoperable, me lo dijo una “estupida” calaverita.

 

Over at The Rollings Stone Circus, Öüï caught up with Emilio, who está vez, found some shelter with a crazy nun, but who’s keeping score eh! No ‘stamos ciegos, it is clear as secrets in plain sight.

 

|§§| — Pablo D. J. F. de P. J. N. M. de los R. C. C. de la S. T. R. y Picasso³

³~. |§§| — Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de los Remedios CRISPÍN CIPRIANO de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y PICASSO

“Los odio con odio jarocho.”
El Ratón Crispín 🐁.

Efemérides

1836 — Karnak is not amused, a fucking horologe for a mosque!? C’mon now, Mehmet Alí, it’s Egypt!!! Use a fucking Sun dial!