At the Auction • Part Two

Previously, on Local Motion News…

Enter the Austrian Bundeskanleramt

We love the all the all of you

“We love the all the all of you…” .::. 33CFA90E-D97C-4760-B248-DFD498B7F9A5 🦠💋

The French started to re–integrate the circulation of The Mighty Mighty Euro. Aussi, on the balconies and at corners in Paname, the athmosphere resembles an MTV set from the 1980’s with a PR flair. Indeed, plots on the map at different intervals this past VE Day Weekend Edition noted and documented the ADF’s¹ state of being on the last 3 days before The French opened the streets for everyone; the only thing D.A.T. is missing in this sketch are the fire hydrants moisturizing the revelers and their children calling them back home for supper.

[Over the speakers, as Cousin Joe explains that he is actually recuperating Item *227, to Mrs. Brzezinski, the auctioneer was heard bloating the medical performance of the previos purchasers. Cousin Joe’s voice is accentuated by a collective gasp after another “outstandingly stupid” claim made by the auctioneer.

— “It’s negative in a positive way”, claimed the auctioneer.

It's a known constant

It’s a known constant, the past two generations of “Americans” (the exceptional kind anyhow) have been thought to study for the test, as opposed to develop the necessary critical thinking to question HOG SHIT when it comes from
the asshole who holds all of the guns. .::. C7F0ECEB-FC99-47FF-A995-825C6B0800E7 ⚾️ or… from the billionaire who pretends that he is motherfucking IRONMAN with a Rocket to leave the Earth, which the Man at the CFR is re–introducing, and snatching from the Very French… 🏄🏽‍♂️🤺🥊 Oh, the humanity.

— “Of course, öüï both agreed that immediately after the ceremony Item *227 would be returned to the collection,” blabbered Cousin Joe over the Auctioneer’s laughable claims of superior performance’ and shady benchmarks.

In the meanwhile, at the Angelino section of New York City, the flower arrangement on John Heilemann countertop is not D.A.R.E. by accident, as a remote bidder, Heilemann is sending a signal to The Marfa Lights Prada outlet; the message, “Public Crisis are the prize of a banana/pineapple smoothie”].

The overthrow will not be televised

They don’t make the CARRILES like D.A.Y. used to at the School of The Americas, why with all this BETSY DE VOSS family ties (Blackwater) private-mercenary sector contracting, the Kissinger allure is being flushed down the loo… change the channel Cousin Joe, well come on! Change, IT!


And over at the Bronx (in Washington, D.C.), Americans are putting an Asterisk on yet another French invention: The World.

Indeed, Richard Haass grabs the spotlight from The Very French and projects the role of giving “the” introduction of Le Monde on a Global Stage. It appears that Professor (a Bohemian Grove honorary title) Haass is in cahoots with “the” Heileman, that fruit next to them oranges was not placed there by Serendipity² (Heilemann’s Mexican m.a.i.d.). Keen–eyed viewers of “What’s Wrong With This Picture” will immediately note that the cantaloupe to the Left of Heilemann’s shoulder is what El Mercado Mexicano catalogues as “melón CHINO” and that next to that pineapple, the “Manila Mangoes” are nowhere to BEE Seen, —Honey Pie.

The Thorn Etiquette

The Book of Thorn Etiquette and other assorted Ruhles .::. 6FA6BD66-51DE-4808-B7DF-FC7855C47CBE 🐝 Lorde Lorne Loyalist? Find out at the 11th hour.


Over at the Seth Meyers set, Tina Fey just confirmed that she does not read this most non–consequential blog; it’s a good thing that öüï the staff of this most non–consequential blog are not with them “colonial” Loyalists (punto y coma) because historically, the Loyalists are with “King George” and King George is not fit for office, as a consolador prize… wait scratch D.A.T. — as a consolation prize, not a consolador prize (LOL)  you get the rest of eternity off for having such a nice metal bookshelf as a backdrop. That other güera, “la Pohler”, we really don’t get her recreational güeys, and so Eye want’s u.s. to skip that E.R.A. of the sketch line. Öüï could not agree more.

All In For The Record

All In For The Record .::. 2F336BC9-267F-4BAF-A7B3-C6DE006144C7 … So, yeah, Chris Hayes, please relay to Brian Williams that we [the staff] don’t do the backgrounds, we only relay what’s on the menu, and as previously mentioned, we can see that el melón no faltó, a Honeydew variety no less. Again, we report that at the Heileman kitchen, Serendipity skipped the Manila mangos. —_•!•_— In any case, FAST & Furious, with a special dedication to The President of the admin Tribunal in Paris, follows. And as promised, From The TOP.

² https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /sociedad /2020/05/11 /empleadas-domesticas-demandan-seguro-desempleo-frente-a-crisis-por-covid-19

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