Tuesday the 9th — Intermission…

Sabbatical Day Nº 8th

Ladies and gentlemen, The Color of Cross–Media Tangents is:

TEAL… The Color of CROSS–MEDIA Tangents is AZUL VERDE, and it’s primary tone es el color de la Esmeralda. }–~–~~\•>  Calendar date is courtesy of FOX Searchlight Pictures, y don Guillermo del Toro.

[Man’s voice
Jeff Goldblum]

I tell you what, the staff hasn’t even consider reviewing my latest project with the Marvel Comics Thor franchise, but for this movie about the water’s shape… or something like that, the staff put on the filter glasses and sat down to review “for research purposes,” don Guillermo del Toro latest Opus; and to be fair, we haven’t seen the staff so captivated with a thematic train —from Engine to the Caboose— since they first experienced The Fabulous Destiny of Amélie Poulin; as a matter of fact, the staff thought that Mr. del Toro’s latest flick was a tribute to Amélie, and while it’s true that many parallels can be drawn from elements like, the Color and Lighting effects for the background, the Musical soundtrack, the Destiny of the Heroine, and many other props in the movie that call for a repeat viewing, one can only say that The Shape of Water can hold for itself as an original script and a fantastic story.

[Woman’s voice: Sarah Silverman] — The Money Shot… every movie, at least the memorable ones have one of these, the shot that pulls ‘ya right the fuck-in, and for the members of the staff this take was it, the Triumphant Return of “The Story of Ruth” and “Mardi Gras”. }-~–~~\•> Uso justo del 7º Arte; ibid.

The staff remains out of the scene, but let’s just say that they have given me full authority to give The Shape of Water five stars out of Five, and call the Music score for this film as the favorite for that other Celebrated Awards show.

Jeff Goldblum es: La Mosca… Wait for it, wait… on the next intermission I am going to show you the process of The Metamorphosis and how to go from Yellowish Chrome to Verde Azulado, or as the French like to catalogue it: Chrome Jauni }-~–~~\•> In the mean time, enjoy an Ink Sausage.

[Female voice
Sarah Silverman]

Stay tuned for more, because the staff is going to watch this movie again and figure out how why this work of fiction left them so fucking mesmerized.

TimeStamp: 23:45 CET

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