Monthly Archives: February 2017

Live from Alabama it’s Silos and Metrics with Nicole Wallace

Good Morning, en Calexico  son  eran las 2 de la mañana…

Hola WaPo's... context will most certainly follow. —|— uso justo de todas las tabernas y los radios.

Hola WaPo’s news… context will most certainly follow. —|— uso justo de todas las tabernas y los radios.

Hoy© es El Día “equis” de febrero del 2017.

En  la  CDMX  Paco  Calderón    ya está preparando    ya le mochó la barriga a Carranza* su cartón,
y con la amalgama de eventos especiales patrocinados por
Sheldon Adelson and “The Base¹” of the G.O.P.,
seguro que las ideas se le van a cruzar;
y no necesariamente por este o aquel sesgo —no.
Las ideas hoy se cruzan por lo ‘extraño’ de los que hoy en día
—tras día—
están ‘ocupando’ el poder.

Trump demands a Mulligan, because true-to-from and, As Heard on 'the' "Today Show"... Trump demands "a correction shot". On cue, Willie Geist and golfing buddy Joe 'prohibition' Scarborough said the following to Alex at the Controls: << This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, PRINT THE LEGEND."

Trump demands a Mulligan, because true-to-form and, As Heard on ‘the’ “Today Show“… Trump demands “a correction shot”. On cue, Willie Geist and golfing buddy Joe ‘prohibition‘ Scarborough said the following to Alex at the Controls²: << This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, PRINT THE LEGEND. >>

… stick around, it’s WeekEnd edition and the New and Improved benchmarks from ‘the’ SNL’s and the PPP’s are coming up, but first, a word from “The New << Start-up >> Traité“: Hardened Structures [USA].

Dear Cousin Joe:
Right now it is 13:30 CET and ‘be advised’ that according to the After Action Reviews on the Barnicle Report, there is no such-thing as a “petulant 3 year-old”… 3 year-old’s are just three year-old’s. People who know, like Willie Geist —por ejemplo— call’em ‘terrible’ but then again, if you ask the RAGE he would probably disagree.

porsche-never-paid-royalties-to-the-sea-mammals-it-only-sold-toys-to-the-whales-at-wall-street

Next on MoJoZeera: Why are water mammals committing collective suicide? Maybe… could it be? That some of Neptune’s rejects are shoring-up to the next step in evolution for their kind… let’s hope The New Trump Order doesn’t speed up the post-walking monkees [with super-sized-brain] Era —on this earth. Evolution, much like the original PGA rules [according to those who know] do not [we repeat] DO NOT allow for any Mulligans —or for “correction shots”… at least not outside of the realm of Steven Spielberg’s raptor movies.

… no se vaya —corriendo.
Al regreasar The Big Kat from the BBC will explain
Green-Card holders why those with the Arsenal at hearth*
believe that Wenger must go.
The loosing logistics of how the democrats bolted
from Steve Kornacki’s ‘rouge’ states.

* La Hache es Mhuda.

  1. … PPP tallies are still coming in, please stayed tuned.
  2. Denney, R. “How the ‘Mulligan’ got its name.” Via: The Happy Gilmore files on the PGA of America [est. 1916], http ://www .pga .com /news /golf-buzz /how-mulligan-got-its-name

Dear Conan de la O… this is a PSA 4U

TimeStamp in South Carolina and a Philadelphia guitar store is:
9:45 pm.

hoy_en-la-novela-de-las-9

Al regresar, Katy Kay & Katy Tur review the courts and the Democratic weight on ‘the‘ Mexican IPO’s… this segment is being brought to you by Leche Lala y Tequila Cuervo… After the Kats review the parties, Rachel Maddow does her signature Cocktail Moment, tonight she gets her Kicks concocting “The Lactose Crow,” one-squirt of LaLa milk and 3-shots of Pepé Cuervo [de preferencia: Añejo o Reposado]. —|— Uso justo de todos los IPO’s en los EEUU, y de los medios por los interwebs.

Right now the fiscal calendars that hang across Brian Williams, D.C.’s  bureau  dictates that it is Black History month, and according to the 11th hour, Trump-era deportations have begun.

Dyn-o-mite!

Dyn-o-mite!… and in an effort to keep up with the new streamlined relations between the Erdoğan regime in Turkey and the Peña Nieto administration in México, the staff [here] is avoiding the alert “Breaking News,” and instead focusing on a popular catchphrase on ‘the’  CBS in order to ring-you the news.

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Dear Conan O’Brien:
Please be advised that
during his visit to collect the Atoms for Peace remains,
allá en Mexico State,
president Barry de la O missed the opportunity
to take with him the magical experience of tasting
Enrique’s Own chorizo de Toluca...
y que no se le pase probar esas míticas ‘quesadillas sin queso’;
nada que ver con aquellos
‘lonches ahogados de Philadelphia‘

Estimada redacción de los Salinas Pliego... no querrán ustedes decir [de la boca de don Diego] —unos valedores bien a todo dar— en lugar de la expresión "...unos muy frescos y malos hombres!!!". Dicho de otra manera, ¿que acaso no se acaban de quedar sin AIRES ACONDICIONADOS???

Estimada redacción de los Salinas Pliego: no querrán ustedes decir [de la boca de don Diego] —unos valedores bien a todo dar— en lugar de la expresión “…unos muy frescos y malos hombres!!!”. Dicho de otra manera, ¿qué acaso no se acaban de quedar sin AIRES ACONDICIONADOS??? Ahora, si por lo de “malos hombres” querían ustedes [ allí mero, en su redacción ] referirse a los ‘muchachos’ del ITAM, o Dios nos agarre confesados a ‘los facundos’  de los Foros de la Televicracia, entonces sí. Tienen ustedes TODA La Razón— esos güerquillos sí que son bien malos; comenzando por lo RATAS que han sido —y con el favor De Dios— de seguro que lo seguirán siendo. —|— Uso justo de todos los horizontes, y de Madonna en Malawi.

Chorizo Reference: http ://www .milenio .com /politica /Harper-Pena-Nieto-Obama-toluqueno-chorizo-Toluca-Cumbre-Lideres-petroleo-America _del _Norte _0 _248375752 .html

“El ocho” de febrero… on EspÑ

Vince Vaughn grabs life by the Ball.

The 9th Circuit Panel is not buying the -current- American government argument for a travel ban [mostly for the browner shade of skin]. —|— Uso justo de todos los medios, los buques, y los Range Rovers de Bibi Netanyahu.

The 9th Circuit Panel is not buying the -current- American government argument for a travel ban [mostly for the browner shade of skin].  —|—  Uso justo de todos los medios, de los buques, y por supuesto: los Range Rovers de Bibi Netanyahu, en Brexit land.

TimeStamp: the 0700hrs in CET… and in Las Vegas, it’s just about 10 o’clock on AIPAC P.M. wrist-watch. Meanwhile on the Senate floor, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones fans (the civic-engagement kind¹, not the NFL crowd) have been given a Red Card… In Holland those who know, know, that the play inside the forum [the Senate floor] was NOT a Penalty [¡no fue penal!!!]. Y definitivamente, la postura del staff [aquí] es de que en la actualidad HAY un MUY MAL arbitraje en los EEUU.

En fin…

After the break, sheriffs from across 'the states' discuss with the president of the United States better ways to secure the loot in HighWay Patrol Robberies... Then stick around for The Hinojosa Files; in today's episode, Texas State legislator, Chuy Hinojosa (D-McAllen) joins Maria Hinojosa on an imaginary Texas Style barbecue to reminisce about the days when governor Bush (No. 43 at The White House) played with the senior leaders of the Taliban in James Baker's big ol'Ranch.

After the break, sheriffs from across ‘the states’ discuss with the president of the United States better ways to secure the loot in HighWay Patrol Robberies… then, stick around for The Hinojosa Files; in today’s episode, Texas State legislator, Chuy Hinojosa (D-McAllen) joins Maria Hinojosa on an imaginary Texas Style barbecue to reminisce about the days when governor Bush (No. 43 at The White House) played with the senior leaders of the Taliban in James Baker’s big ol’Ranch. Good Times. Good Times—indeed. —|— Fair Use of Stars & Stripes and 1st CAV; Mr. Schmitty apparition comes courtesy of The Order of Saint George, and 19K’s everywhere.

Instant RePlay: ¡ No Fue Penal !!!

Warren, Elizabeth (one-each, D-MA): Coretta Scott King’s Letter opposing Jefferson “Beauregard” Sessions read aloud by Elizabeth Warren outside the Senate. Via The Guardian’s YouTube account [in FR]: https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v =4zCFMrxDz9Y

1. Maddow, R. “McConnel silences Warren on Sessions with obscure Senate rule.” Vía: TRMS, http ://www .msnbc .com /rachel-maddow /watch /mcconnell-silences-warren-on-sessions-with-obscure-senate-rule- 872244803614

2. Colbert, S. “Stephen presents president Trump with Robe Force One”. Via, YouTube [dot] fr: https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v =EVyYcbhvQQg

3. Garland, C. “At 95, 1st Can set to ‘ride’ in support of Afghanistan mission.” Via, Stars and Stripes: https ://www .stripes .com /news /middle-east /afghanistan /at-95-1st-cav-set-to-ride-in-support-of-afghanistan-mission- 1.428764

4. …and “other” assorted print stories on the Web.

Siete de febrero, 2017.

Meanwhile at ‘the’ Rockefeller Center, Ari has left the building… right now it’s already miércoles en París. In New York it’s the 11th [ half  full ] Hour.

Temp screen and killer fluff on the way to 'El Camerino' de Melissa McCarthy.

Temp screen and killer fluff on the way to ‘El Camerino’ de Melissa McCarthy. A camerino is a dressing room for comedians and actresses… Dear Nicole Wallace, we [the staff here] love you*. Really, “with love in our hearts,” but fair is fair, and although we don’t approve of anything Trump has done so far in his first 19 days, it was you [at least on MSNBC] who blamed an “unemployable staff” who could not even vet a speech from former FLOTUS, Michelle Obama.

* The staff here can’t extend the same love to Mr. Schmitty…
that particular McCain advisor never smiles.
Charlie Sykes [ pictured next to Nicole’s left ],
he sometimes smiles for extra credit.

Hola. "This ain't no party".

Hola. “This ain’t no party”.

Buenas Tardes,
Hoy arrancamos con el final de la jornada
en el maratón de Kasie Hunt y la nominación de
la nueva ministro [Secretaria, pues]
del negocio de la Educación.

And then it became true, 2 + 2 = 5. — Uso justo de todos los medios.

And then it became true, 2 + 2 = 5. — Uso justo de todos los medios.  —|— Meanwhile at SNL central Glenn Thrush could not care less if bathrobes are on sale, the important thing is that Lorne Michaels casting specialists on Saturday Night Live got the New York Times reporter’s goatee right… and according to a Federal Reserve insider, the hairdo también.  For more information, please search for a Sean Spicer spoof on the SNL.

Earlier today:

Coming up on the leach report: Lixiviando la noticia durante el sabbat…    con Willie Geist. TimeStamp: 6h28 PST

next-on-latino-usa-framing-with-lumber

Framing with lumber. A new show from the good folks at Normalization Central. Normalization Central is a new network and their job is to frame sinister racist policies into digestible chunks of feel-good commercials about immigration. NPR on the other spectrum, is National Public Radio, and the staff here agrees with Maria Hinojosa. The big door on the proposed border wall is not there to be opened by God or a higher being, as a mater of fact, that same scheme has been tried before, that comercial, however, was centered around the idea of making a certain sector of the communities around concentration camps in nazi Germay believe that “work” would make the peoples inside the cattle rail cars [free].  —|— Uso Justo de los comerciales del  Super Bowl No. 51.  —||—  Today® the staff here is reviewing Joy-Ann Reid’s surprise on the All-in show.  Fair use of el cinismo de una tienda de materiales de construcción en los Estados Unidos [de Donald Trump]. TimeStamp 1400 hrs CET¹.

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* 1. Via: Independent/UK:
http ://www .independent .co .uk /news /world /americas /steve-bannon-white-house-white-nationalist-colleagues-books-donald-trump-chief-strategy-nsc-a7567336 .html

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…Right now, Mr. Schmitty* on MSNBC is saying that education is not a National Security Issue. Rick Perry agrees. TimeStamp 7h07m Mountain Standard Time… that’s South Park territory —BTW.

[screen appropriation might follow]:

You feel lucky, Luke?

You feel lucky, Luke?… asked a siren over the waves.

*  Steve Schmidt is a public relations
and presidential campaign specialist,
he’s responsible for grooming a former Alaska governor
for Senator (R) John McCain;
a guy from Arizona.

RTing with Ad calling. —|— TimeStamp: 16h30 CET. Kasie Hunt is on is at, IS AT the scene. —||— Coming Up: Triumph of the Will… versión Super Tazón No. 51. Ahora la esperanza de los sentenciados llega a las pantallas, en Inglés. El Triunfo de la Voluntad es una de las películas favoritas de los que en México, fundaron el partido Acción Nacional. Para más información por favor contacte a John Ackerman [ un profesor, o comentarista, o político, o algo así con credenciales de la UNAM, —en París].

Right now it is, 18h in CET., and at 29 minutes after the hour, “it appears” that the yes-men have it. In America, 2 [plus] 2 now equals 5.

Hello Mr. Bald_win (This is an Intermission, Ok?)

Ladies and Gentlemen…

Con ustedes:

Michigan García

Fair use of a media jingle: who wore it best... y por supuesto de todos los Yahoo's.

Fair use of a media jingle: “who wore it best”…  y por supuesto, de todos los Yahoo’s.  —|—  Michigan García aparece por cortesía de Miguel Garcia, y por supuesto, Juanito Guanavacoa en la Fréquence Paris Plurielle¹ 106.3 FM.fr

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El otro Washington: Trump travel ban be damn

Happening right now: President Trump is on his first vacation at his Florida golf course… reports from those paying attention to MTV News is that the new executive is costing those who pay taxes [in the U.S.]  a bucket load of cash in the form of helicopter and jumbo jet fuel. Happy Times. << Oh, Yeah, say yeah! >> It’s 7h47 CET.

Further reports¹ from the Yakima valley relay that: << No person —not even the president— is  Steven Segal  … is above the law. >>

Good Morning, today is February cuatro, 2017… and ‘the’ MSNBC’s are on the prison porn infomercial regime —again.

“All quotes delayed a minimum of 15 minutes”.

  1. Levine & Malone, as seen on the arrivals screen of the Seattle/Boston beat. “Seattle judge blocks Trump’s travel ban; White House to appeal”. Via: http ://www .reuters .com /article /us-usa-trump-immigration-idUSKBN15I1CM

From London… it’s Weekend Edition.

Happening right now at the Paris Cabaret

... al regresar: Katy Tur nos presenta "La Terapia de la Confusión", con Arnold Schwarzenegger.

… al regresar: Katy Tur nos presenta “La Terapia de la Confusión”, con Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Machete vs. Full Metal Jacket (5-each**).

Good Morning… Mr. Crowley is rocking the clock

“Tick-toc_Tick-toc”
TRMS is playing a cover, of another cover
of Sacramento’s own, ‘the‘ Tesla boys.

Beyond Bush is Mar-o-Lago...membership-card required

♪ And the sign said: you’ve got to have a Membership Card to get inside. | Reports are still fuzzy but Eastern Europe is about to bring back the Age of Empires. It’s time to “rearrange memories” —or something like that. For more details, please consult the writings on your First Aid Kit¹.

Today is February tres, 2017.
And the Era of the so-called “Free World” is going the way of the Archduke’s and their respective Monarchs.  Ahora Sí Sean Penn en Venezuela, dile al “negro*” que ya es hora de rodar la película. No Word Yet if Naomi Klein is going to contact The Cuarón boys in Paris to write the chapter on Democracy Now: back then.

*  “El Negro” is a term of endearment
between “El Chivo,” and siñor Alejandro González I.
Right Now Pablo: estamos más allá,
pero mucho más allá del llamado “Shock Therapy“.

Bitch, Please*.

febrero-2017

* For those not in the loop,
be advised that unless noted otherwise,
it has become Standard Operating Procedure,
—or SOP— to read words under an asterisk
in a Brian Williams voice.

[Context follows]… TimeStamp: 1000 CET

Breaking News Be Damned
The Turkish Minute and the tale of
“The VoIP One-Finger_Salute“.

Agent Angle [Richard, one-each] is going to have to relegate incoming reports with a simple: DynoMITE!!!

Agent Angle [Richard, one-each] is going to have to relegate incoming reports with a simple: << DYN-O-MITE!!! >> (Shout-out to Jimmy Walker)…                                       “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” at 18h30 Central Fip Time.fr

Laser Visas en El Bordo…

Today is February dos, 2017
And……… this……. is…… a….. blank… page.

Have a nice day! 🙂

Los “huevos” en Náhuatl: << Always In Season >>.

Ponce, G. [ en Economía ] vía Cambio de Michoacan . com . mx
“PARA ESTE DOMINGO”…

<< La primera jugada del Súper Bowl
será de Michoacán,
con la exportación de 100 mil toneladas
de Aguacate >>.

  1. Guardiola, M. “Agentes revisan celular, tableta, o computadora para cruzar a EU”. Vía: unotv . com
  2. “Trending” en Radio Centro. “Advierten a residentes QUE NO FIRMEN la forma I-407“. Vía: radio centro 939 . com
  3. [ EFE ] en La Opinión. “Piden a RESIDENTES LEGALES de EEUU no renunciar a su ESTATUS“. Vía: La Opinión . com